Vincent D'Onofrio. How do you feel about him?
Me, I love him, but with this important qualifier: I think, as he's aged, his "method" acting has become a little too neurotic.
I don't know. I started to feel this way right around Thumbsucker (2005), but I really became critical once I started paying any attention to "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."
Having said all that, the above video is one of the funniest, most neurotic, best things I have ever seen.
In "Vincent D'Onofrio's Hollywood D'os and D'on'ts," D'Onofrio offers sage advice like "Do make a film with Stanley Kubrick" and "Do not f---k with me." Either his halting delivery means he is improvising his list as he goes, or he really is the Christopher Walken for a new generation. />
Vincent D'Onofrio. How do you feel about him?
Me, I love him, but with this important qualifier: I think, as he's aged, his "method" acting has become a little too neurotic.
I don't know. I started to feel this way right around Thumbsucker (2005), but I really became critical once I started paying any attention to "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."
Having said all that, the above video is one of the funniest, most neurotic, best things I have ever seen.
In "Vincent D'Onofrio's Hollywood D'os...
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Madonna ought to be flattered by Lady Gaga. But is she?
Tough to say.
First there was that quote in Newsweek Emily mentioned yesterday.
Then, in an interview aired on 20/20 last night, Madonna tried to play coy. (Unfortunately for Madonna, her "coy" is everybody else's "ridiculously obvious.") From the New York Daily News:
Madonna is finally expressing herself on Lady Gaga's song, "Born This Way."
Critics had pointed out similarities in t...
Ha. That's a joke right there, because duh, as if it ever left.
These photos are of a very sultry Brad Pitt, who was interviewed most recently by W magazine, where he talked topics like crying, and hotness, "dying well," and other really rather stupid questions by the interviewer. Somebody needs to find a new job for critic Lynn Hirschberg (the, um, aforementioned interviewer), because her silly starstruckness really shows in the dialog, bloody hell.
Here's a few excerpts, and you can read th...
Oh, well isn't that cute. Katy Perry in short, blue hair. With some random dude. And this is the first sort-of-candid public photo that's appeared of Katy since news of her husband filing for a surprise divorce.
I don't know. If I was still reeling from an alleged emotional blow like blindly being dumped by the love of my life (whom I happened to enter into the sanctified pact of marriage), I don't quite know that I'd be showing up in public places looking like ... well, this. The blue hair, th...
"Kim is the home wrecker, I'm not the home wrecker. I don't date men in relationships; I don't do that to other women. I got frustrated and I said it, [OK?]. I feel like Kim and her family, they manipulate the media and they want people to believe what they want them to believe. I just had to put the truth out there and I had to get it off my chest."
Wow. This is practically, like, the first time I've ever really had anything good to say about Amber Rose and her beat-looking vulva.
Anyway,...
OMG, I just about peed when I saw this video earlier today. Granted, it's not hard to make me have to pee these days - a good laugh or cough will bring it on - so I'm sure y'all understand.
This is Jimmy Fallon ripping off David Bowie's "Space Oddity," (one of my favorite Bowie songs of ALL time, and if you guys have spent any amount of time here on Evil Beet, you'll know that we're big Bowie fans around these here parts) and if you don't know who Tim Tebow is for whatever reason, he's the uber-Christian quarterback for the Denver Broncos who's been linked to Katy Perry (as if) and who's playing against the New England Patriots in this weekend's playoff matchup. Here's the relatively hilarious lyrics to go along with the song, if you can't view the video:
Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
Can’t win by myself but with your help I might
Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
Commencing 4th down “Hut, hut, hike”
Snap the football and may God’s love be with me
This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow
Please leave me alone
Don’t you know my day of rest is Sunday?
And I’m sick of watching all these Broncos games
I hear that you play New England next week
Dude, you’re on your own
Brady is too good and I got better things to do
So I passed 316 yards
There’s still two games to go
If I want to make it to the Super Bowl
And show everyone on Earth how to Tebow
Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
The Broncos won we’re still alive
Come on everyone Tebow
Come on everyone Tebow
Come on everyone Tebow
Come on everyone Tebow
I know we don't do a whole lot of football-talking around here, but I like it, it's something that I'm into, and I'm actually pretty pumped about this upcoming weekend. Do you want to hear my picks? No? Too bad. You're going to, and you're going to like it. Or at least be OK with it and forgive me for the non-celebrity-ish-related post that I craftily snuck in under the guise of the delightful Jimmy Fallon and the legendary David Bowie and the really hot Tim Tebow.
I say Saints over 49ers, Broncos over Patriots, Ravens over Texans, and Green Bay over Giants. And THEN? Next week? I say it's going to be Saints over Green Bay for a spot in the Super Bowl, and the Broncos over the Ravens for a spot in the Super Bowl.
So. I'm sorry. Really, I am. Were you able to get through that without gagging? Or, maybe, I don't know, you liked it. Was that the case? Because if it was, I'll give you a chance to voice your picks. Check it out if, you know, that's your thing, too.
Saints and 49ers?
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Broncos and Patriots?
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Green Bay and Giants?
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Ravens and Texans?
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Last question! Now how do you feel?
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OMG, I just about peed when I saw this video earlier today. Granted, it's not hard to make me have to pee these days - a good laugh or cough will bring it on - so I'm sure y'all understand.
This is Jimmy Fallon ripping off David Bowie's "Space Oddity," (one of my favorite Bowie songs of ALL time, and if you guys have spent any amount of time here on Evil Beet, you'll know that we're big Bowie fans around these here parts) and if you don't know who Tim Tebow is for whatever reason, he's the uber-Christian quarterback for the...
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Angelina Jolie's complete emotional breakdown. [Cele|bitchy]
Katy Perry shows up in public with blue hair and a new dude. [The Superficial]
Nerd girl porn: teen heartthrobs of '99. [The Frisky]
The Situation, pimp-slapped. [TMZ]
Chris Colfer looking all buff and stuff. [Socialite Life]
Khloe Kardashian is in denial. [The Blemish]
50 Cent shows off money stacks that are either "borrowed" or stolen. [theBERRY]
The corpse of Mickey R...
I'm so happy for Evan Rachel Wood. She's really kind of come out of her weird goth shell over the last year, what with finally axing the relationship with Marilyn Manson, she's rocking the hell out of her new haircut, and she flaunts her titties like it ain't no thing (is it? Is it really?). She's also engaged, in case you happened to miss the news! From the Examiner:
Wedding bells may finally be ringing for actress/singer Evan Rachel Wood. Her boyfriend British actor Jamie Bell proposed over the holidays. When she said yes, ...
So, wait now. Olivia Munn is posing for PETA, which means not only is she anti-fur (duh), but she must be a vegetarian or vegan or something, right? PETA'd probably have absolutely nothing to do with her otherwise - does that sound like an OK connection to make?
That assumption being made, I just can't see Olivia Munn as a vegetarian. Because she's too much of a "guy's girl," duh, and in pushing that whole "I'm a hot nerd!" thing so far really kind of eeks you into the realm of "I'm a guy ...
So it's safe to say that a specific Something triggered Sinead O'Connor's recent Twitter meltdown: she and her husband split. Yep, seriously. Again.
Sinead took to her blog today---again---to update us on her relationship's status:
Ireland is a very f---ed up country. Certain sections of our media are pure evil. These people, along with others caused enormous damage deliberately and maliciously to my innocent flower of a husband, purely because he was with me. And so his association wi...
I love Hugh Laurie. There, I said it. Why, when I was a kid I used to stay home "sick" from church so I could watch Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry on Jeeves and Wooster. (It aired on PBS; I was actually nursing a tiny, terrible crush on Stephen Fry.)
You probably already know that, besides being English, Hugh Laurie is also a talented musician. I have long been convinced, in fact, that Laurie's adeptness at the "American" accent is a consequence of having a musical ear. Laurie is a singer, too, and I think the Dr. House "voice"---which is nothing like Laurie's own speaking voice---is probably a little bit like singing at a lower register, to the tune of whatever cadence and melody "spoken American" has. So I think it might be less "doing an accent" and more "singing." The effect is convincing.
Where was I? Oh, yeah.
How many times has Hugh Laurie visited Craig Ferguson at The Late Late Show? Four? Six? I feel like he's a frequent guest.
Still, it's a rare pleasure to see him perform the blues "live"; here's a video from last night's show.
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I love Hugh Laurie. There, I said it. Why, when I was a kid I used to stay home "sick" from church so I could watch Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry on Jeeves and Wooster. (It aired on PBS; I was actually nursing a tiny, terrible crush on Stephen Fry.)
You probably already know that, besides being English, Hugh Laurie is also a talented musician. I have long been convinced, in fact, that Laurie's adeptness at the "American" accent is a consequence of having a musical ear. Laurie is a singer, too, an...
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