"Quite well, thank you. Are you asking because of recent events? You are making the mistake of seeing time as linear. The brilliant American author Kurt Vonnegut, he’ll tell you that if you imagine reality as experienced simultaneously, events become redundant."
This is what Russell Brand had to say when he was asked how he was doing this past weekend.
You know, something about a lot of European folks: they've still got some manners left after all these years. And that's not to say that...
Imagine my surprise when Angie here showed up at the 2012 Golden Globe Awards looking like a cracked-out hot mess circa 1999. I mean, the lipstick? Was that supposed to match the red in that AWFUL dress, or was the entire bargain-basement-rate prostitute look based solely on the lipstick?
Also, 'Gelina really needs to go and eat herself a hot dog or three. And not those chintzy, nasty tofu dogs - I'm talking gen-you-ine 65-grams-of-fat-per-serving garbage dogs straight from the grease pit, b...
How darling is this? I know it's not all cleavage-heaving and body-baring, but Michelle could probably wear a full-length, high-necked burlap bag and she'd still rock the fiber out of it. Plus, her hands. I've got this hand fascination, and I totally make snap judgments about people based on what their hands look like, and I just cannot stop staring at hers. She's got such COOL HANDS. NEAT hands. Very artistic-looking hands.
Other good, honorable mentions include The Help's breakout star, Vi...
Right. Golden Globes whatever. Did you see the ass-whupping that the Packers took from the frigging New York Giants last evening? Sick. This whole weekend was sick. Only one of my picks won, and that was Ravens over Texans, not that anyone was really surprised by that. AND MY SAINTS LOST. To the 49ers. Football, I am so disappointed in you today. You should have been so, so much better. For me.
Anyway, you're probably here to hear about the Golden Globe Awards, not listen to me malign football and certain teams' roughhousing tendencies that result in undeserved wi...
Move over, Brad! W Magazine has another cover model---her name is Charlize Theron, maybe you've heard of her?---and she is "bringing the hotness" in ways Brad Pitt can only dream.
Both Brad and Charlize have their own separate covers for W's February "Movie Issue," and if you ask me, Charlize totally wins. Seriously, how good does she look? I ask you.
W's Lynn Hirschberg talked to Charlize about her early career, as well as her latest flick, Young Adult. Charlize, in her own words:
"I liked Mavis [in Young Adult], but no, I don'...
Despite my best efforts, I am all-consumingly fascinated by Kate Major: she is 28 years old; a former tabloid journalist; desperate for fame yet atypically bland; Michael Lohan's occasional girlfriend; Jon Gosselin's ex.
Five whole days ago, Kate Major left rehab (she excitedly retweeted the news on her own Twitter account).
But Major has a nose for trouble, it seems. At 3:10 AM EST this very morning, she was arrested yet again. And according to Starcasm, she has been out of jail for a few hour...
OK. I watched both videos and, considering this is her U.S. television debut, Lana Del Rey's performances on this weekend's Saturday Night Live seem sort of fine. (For what it's worth, Rolling Stone has previously described her live shows as "anxious.")
But Lana Del Rey is relatively frosh, isn't she? She was only signed to a label in 2011. She sure has an interesting sound, though, and she's more on-key than Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and sometimes Adele, who---please! Please don't shoot me!---can...
This is so terrible and funny, even though it's only funny in a medically terrifying, life-threatening way.
Celebrity chef Paula Deen is best known, not for her down-home style of Southern-fried cooking, but for her use of butter. Just, butter. All the time, butter. Butter, butter, everywhere.
So this rumor is sad but not altogether unexpected:
Celebrity chef Paula Deen plans to set the record straight about rumors that she's been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes on a Tuesday (Jan. 17) "Today" ...
I am assuming the erstwhile couple is only putting on a happy face, but what a happy face! Jennifer Lopez and estranged husband Marc Anthony seemed unusually comfortable together at the Q'Viva: The Chosen panel in Pasadena this morning.
Radar Online poked and prodded this story, looking for any sign of sordid, scandalous life. Except for a weird aside about Lopez needing a psychiatrist (?!), this story is bone-dry:
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony looked anything like a couple in the midst of a divorce as they promoted their new show, ...
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
What is going on with Brian Austin Green? This whole story about Mr. Megan Fox is extremely fishy. Here goes:
Back in 2000, Brain Austin Green and Vanessa Marcil started dating. I mean they had been on 90210 together and one thing led to another and they started dating. While they were dating, Brian says that Vanessa asked to borrow some money.
So, on four separate occasions he lent her $50,000 for a total of $200K. Then she got pregnant with their child....
No matter your opinion of Quentin Tarantino as a filmmaker, you can't argue whether the man knows more about movies than you do. You just can't. Because he does. He knows more about movies than anybody.
Moviefone:
You've read the rest of the year-end critics' lists, now check out the best?
Director Quentin Tarantino has passed along his comprehensive rundown of 2011 films to the aptly named Quentin Tarantino Archives website, and it features enough conversation starters to last at least...
"Quite well, thank you. Are you asking because of recent events? You are making the mistake of seeing time as linear. The brilliant American author Kurt Vonnegut, he’ll tell you that if you imagine reality as experienced simultaneously, events become redundant."
This is what Russell Brand had to say when he was asked how he was doing this past weekend.
You know, something about a lot of European folks: they've still got some manners left after all these years. And that's not to say that...
Imagine my surprise when Angie here showed up at the 2012 Golden Globe Awards looking like a cracked-out hot mess circa 1999. I mean, the lipstick? Was that supposed to match the red in that AWFUL dress, or was the entire bargain-basement-rate prostitute look based solely on the lipstick?
Also, 'Gelina really needs to go and eat herself a hot dog or three. And not those chintzy, nasty tofu dogs - I'm talking gen-you-ine 65-grams-of-fat-per-serving garbage dogs straight from the grease pit, b...
How darling is this? I know it's not all cleavage-heaving and body-baring, but Michelle could probably wear a full-length, high-necked burlap bag and she'd still rock the fiber out of it. Plus, her hands. I've got this hand fascination, and I totally make snap judgments about people based on what their hands look like, and I just cannot stop staring at hers. She's got such COOL HANDS. NEAT hands. Very artistic-looking hands.
Other good, honorable mentions include The Help's breakout star, Vi...
Right. Golden Globes whatever. Did you see the ass-whupping that the Packers took from the frigging New York Giants last evening? Sick. This whole weekend was sick. Only one of my picks won, and that was Ravens over Texans, not that anyone was really surprised by that. AND MY SAINTS LOST. To the 49ers. Football, I am so disappointed in you today. You should have been so, so much better. For me.
Anyway, you're probably here to hear about the Golden Globe Awards, not listen to me malign football and certain teams' roughhousing tendencies that result in undeserved wi...
Move over, Brad! W Magazine has another cover model---her name is Charlize Theron, maybe you've heard of her?---and she is "bringing the hotness" in ways Brad Pitt can only dream.
Both Brad and Charlize have their own separate covers for W's February "Movie Issue," and if you ask me, Charlize totally wins. Seriously, how good does she look? I ask you.
W's Lynn Hirschberg talked to Charlize about her early career, as well as her latest flick, Young Adult. Charlize, in her own words:
"I liked Mavis [in Young Adult], but no, I don'...
Despite my best efforts, I am all-consumingly fascinated by Kate Major: she is 28 years old; a former tabloid journalist; desperate for fame yet atypically bland; Michael Lohan's occasional girlfriend; Jon Gosselin's ex.
Five whole days ago, Kate Major left rehab (she excitedly retweeted the news on her own Twitter account).
But Major has a nose for trouble, it seems. At 3:10 AM EST this very morning, she was arrested yet again. And according to Starcasm, she has been out of jail for a few hour...
OK. I watched both videos and, considering this is her U.S. television debut, Lana Del Rey's performances on this weekend's Saturday Night Live seem sort of fine. (For what it's worth, Rolling Stone has previously described her live shows as "anxious.")
But Lana Del Rey is relatively frosh, isn't she? She was only signed to a label in 2011. She sure has an interesting sound, though, and she's more on-key than Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and sometimes Adele, who---please! Please don't shoot me!---can...
This is so terrible and funny, even though it's only funny in a medically terrifying, life-threatening way.
Celebrity chef Paula Deen is best known, not for her down-home style of Southern-fried cooking, but for her use of butter. Just, butter. All the time, butter. Butter, butter, everywhere.
So this rumor is sad but not altogether unexpected:
Celebrity chef Paula Deen plans to set the record straight about rumors that she's been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes on a Tuesday (Jan. 17) "Today" ...
I am assuming the erstwhile couple is only putting on a happy face, but what a happy face! Jennifer Lopez and estranged husband Marc Anthony seemed unusually comfortable together at the Q'Viva: The Chosen panel in Pasadena this morning.
Radar Online poked and prodded this story, looking for any sign of sordid, scandalous life. Except for a weird aside about Lopez needing a psychiatrist (?!), this story is bone-dry:
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony looked anything like a couple in the midst of a divorce as they promoted their new show, ...
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
What is going on with Brian Austin Green? This whole story about Mr. Megan Fox is extremely fishy. Here goes:
Back in 2000, Brain Austin Green and Vanessa Marcil started dating. I mean they had been on 90210 together and one thing led to another and they started dating. While they were dating, Brian says that Vanessa asked to borrow some money.
So, on four separate occasions he lent her $50,000 for a total of $200K. Then she got pregnant with their child....
No matter your opinion of Quentin Tarantino as a filmmaker, you can't argue whether the man knows more about movies than you do. You just can't. Because he does. He knows more about movies than anybody.
Moviefone:
You've read the rest of the year-end critics' lists, now check out the best?
Director Quentin Tarantino has passed along his comprehensive rundown of 2011 films to the aptly named Quentin Tarantino Archives website, and it features enough conversation starters to last at least...