A couple of others did, too, like Emile Hirsch and Tim Roth, but that doesn't really matter all that much to me, truth be told. Also, it wasn't just any old fashion show - it was a fancy-schmancy fashion show for Prada. Yup. Prada. And in case you couldn't guess it from the, ahem, get-up that my boy Adrien's wearing in the photo above, it was "English Gent"-themed.
Finally, guess who led the final walk? Nope, it wasn't Gary Oldman, much as I love him. It was Adrien. God. This guy's just so...
What a ... a lovely foot, huh? It almost looks like the foot of your average, non-celebrity person, if your average, non-celebrity person weighed more than eighty-five pounds soaking wet. This here foot actually kind of reminds me of the dusty old skeleton that used to sit in the corner of my biology class in high school. I sat at a lab table next to that damned skeleton for my entire junior year, and instead of jiggling my foot whenever I'd get bored, I'd slide my shoe underneath the skeleton...
From the eyes of a sometimes catty but generally well-meaning and optimistic observer (that's me, you guys!), Jennifer Lopez is out of her mind when it comes to her new man, Casper Smart. I normally like Jennifer Lopez, more or less, but the way she seems to be handling this relationship is just absolutely preposterous. First she introduces little Casper to her kids after they'd been dating for like four days. Then she starts giving Casper a nice little allowance of $10,000 a week. And let's not forget that she takes Casper for Happy Meals and ...
I don't really like Kelly Osbourne. I think she seems like kind of a bitch, and she's definitely pretty immature. And, you know, now that I'm opening up about my feelings, I'm discovering that I actually can't stand her. I think I'm going to add her to the list, you guys. Right after Lea Michele and Scarlett Johansson.
But this isn't about Kelly Osbourne. No, this is about something much, much more important than that. This is about Kelly Osbourne's raggedy ass dyed grey hair, and the hate that I feel deep inside for it.
The picture above is a photo from last night'...
I know, Beyonce has only been a mom for, what, nine days? But you guys, she is such a good mom. Seriously, it's like crazy how good she is. According her old fellow children of Destiny, that is.
Beyoncé just brought baby Blue Ivy Carter home from the hospital but motherhood, according to her former Destiny's Child bandmates, is as natural for the pop star as dancing in stilettos and a leotard.
"She's doing fabulous," Michelle Williams told PEOPLE on the red carpet at the taping of...
You guys remember Elisabetta Canalis, right? She dated George Clooney for a while, she was on Dancing with the Stars, and then she creeped everybody out when she called her relationship with George "more of a father-daughter relationship." Other notable achievements include posing nude for PETA and posing nearly nude on the beach. Are we caught up?
Good. Because super hot Elisabetta Canalis went from hooking up with that fine man you see above to hooking up with this:
But how? Ho...
I know, right? Ugh. But before we get into things, can we take a real quick moment to discuss why women with bigger hips probably should reconsider wearing high waisted pants? Because it looks absurd. It's not cute, it's not fashionable, it's just silly. Has Kim always made these awful choices in clothing, or am I just starting to notice it now because I'm just now starting to actively dislike her?
Ok, now that we have that quick fashion chat out of the way, let me fill you guys in on...
CONFIRMED: Kim Kardashian is busted for being a fake-ass bitch with no scruples. [The Superficial]
What happened to Claire Danes' face? [Lainey Gossip]
And now, I figure out why I dislike Lady Gaga SO DAMN MUCH. [Starpulse]
Chris Bosh's wife is not carrying their child - a surrogate is. [Bossip]
Mena Suvari filed for divorce. [The Superficial]
PHOTOS: The world's finest cocktails. [theBERRY]
What did we think of Tilda Swinton's Golden Globes look? [Cele|bitchy]
Taylor Swift does Vogue....
I seldom find something I'm really excited to read in The Dallas Weekly---I mean, really---but their catalogue of actors who have played Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. is extraordinary. (Yes, I even filched their entire image gallery. That's how excited I am.)
Some of television and film's very best actors have committed Dr. King's legacy to screen. In no particular order:
Jeffrey Wright
Tony and Golden Globe winner Jeffrey Wright may best be remembered for his title role in Basquia...
Poor Lindsay Lohan. When will she stop being such a disgusting, coked-up pariah that can't stop jacking up her stupid, formerly hot face with various strains of muscle-freezing food poisoning and bits of melted Tylenol gelcaps? When? Is there an expiration date on all of this f-ckery, or are we doomed to watch it happen again and again, in circles of various haircolor?
In the above picture, you can see directly up Lindsay's nose. There's no fine hairs, no tiny flaps of pink tissue covering the entranc...
That's usually what that means, right? When Lindsay Lohan dyes her hair blonde, it reflects the amount of crazy she's got in her system at that particular given time. When Britney Spears breaks out the pink wig, God help us all - major shit is about to hit the fan, deep-voiced Satan is about to emerge, and cities are going to fall. So what does all of this mean - all of this Justin Gothic Bieber stuff? End of the world? Does it mean that when Justin Bieber goes all dark and stuff, that we're to ...
So! The Golden Globes. Yes, I watched them.
Ricky Gervais was darling---although this year's show was comparatively flaccid, I thought. (Michael Fassbender thought so, too.)
There was one cut, early in the evening, where the cameras went to Harrison Ford. He was particularly unsmiling. Then the camera hopped to Kate Capshaw, sitting with husband Steven Spielberg, and they looked giddy. The contrast, from Harrison to Kate, was hilarious.
Everything Madonna said aloud last night---from the vacuous, to the pretentious, to the whatever---was magical. But this particular bit was especially well played, and I think Madonna's wry twerpiness blindsided the audience:
On an unhappier note: Madonna won Best Original Song for "Masterpiece," a song from her directorial debut W.E.. "I want… people… to pay attention to… the film," she said during her acceptance speech, a little uneasily.
Soon after, movie critic Roger Ebert tweeted, "Okay, I do this for a living, and I just had to look up 'W.E.' on IMDb." Ouch. It burns.
Also: Watch out, Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Every time the camera cut to you, my mother blushed and lifted her eyebrows a little suggestively. (I caught her doing this, and I said to her, "I know! Dimple City!") Anyway, today is my mother's birthday! She's 80 years old! So watch your back, Joe, because she is in love with you.
William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman (AKA "Filliam H. Muffman") presented the award for Best Supporting Actress in a TV Series together, and their song knocked the entire evening on its ass:
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So! The Golden Globes. Yes, I watched them.
Ricky Gervais was darling---although this year's show was comparatively flaccid, I thought. (Michael Fassbender thought so, too.)
There was one cut, early in the evening, where the cameras went to Harrison Ford. He was particularly unsmiling. Then the camera hopped to Kate Capshaw, sitting with husband Steven Spielberg, and they looked giddy. The contrast, from Harrison to Kate, was hilarious.
Everything Madonna said aloud last night---from the vacuo...
A couple of others did, too, like Emile Hirsch and Tim Roth, but that doesn't really matter all that much to me, truth be told. Also, it wasn't just any old fashion show - it was a fancy-schmancy fashion show for Prada. Yup. Prada. And in case you couldn't guess it from the, ahem, get-up that my boy Adrien's wearing in the photo above, it was "English Gent"-themed.
Finally, guess who led the final walk? Nope, it wasn't Gary Oldman, much as I love him. It was Adrien. God. This guy's just so...
What a ... a lovely foot, huh? It almost looks like the foot of your average, non-celebrity person, if your average, non-celebrity person weighed more than eighty-five pounds soaking wet. This here foot actually kind of reminds me of the dusty old skeleton that used to sit in the corner of my biology class in high school. I sat at a lab table next to that damned skeleton for my entire junior year, and instead of jiggling my foot whenever I'd get bored, I'd slide my shoe underneath the skeleton...
From the eyes of a sometimes catty but generally well-meaning and optimistic observer (that's me, you guys!), Jennifer Lopez is out of her mind when it comes to her new man, Casper Smart. I normally like Jennifer Lopez, more or less, but the way she seems to be handling this relationship is just absolutely preposterous. First she introduces little Casper to her kids after they'd been dating for like four days. Then she starts giving Casper a nice little allowance of $10,000 a week. And let's not forget that she takes Casper for Happy Meals and ...
I don't really like Kelly Osbourne. I think she seems like kind of a bitch, and she's definitely pretty immature. And, you know, now that I'm opening up about my feelings, I'm discovering that I actually can't stand her. I think I'm going to add her to the list, you guys. Right after Lea Michele and Scarlett Johansson.
But this isn't about Kelly Osbourne. No, this is about something much, much more important than that. This is about Kelly Osbourne's raggedy ass dyed grey hair, and the hate that I feel deep inside for it.
The picture above is a photo from last night'...
I know, Beyonce has only been a mom for, what, nine days? But you guys, she is such a good mom. Seriously, it's like crazy how good she is. According her old fellow children of Destiny, that is.
Beyoncé just brought baby Blue Ivy Carter home from the hospital but motherhood, according to her former Destiny's Child bandmates, is as natural for the pop star as dancing in stilettos and a leotard.
"She's doing fabulous," Michelle Williams told PEOPLE on the red carpet at the taping of...
You guys remember Elisabetta Canalis, right? She dated George Clooney for a while, she was on Dancing with the Stars, and then she creeped everybody out when she called her relationship with George "more of a father-daughter relationship." Other notable achievements include posing nude for PETA and posing nearly nude on the beach. Are we caught up?
Good. Because super hot Elisabetta Canalis went from hooking up with that fine man you see above to hooking up with this:
But how? Ho...
I know, right? Ugh. But before we get into things, can we take a real quick moment to discuss why women with bigger hips probably should reconsider wearing high waisted pants? Because it looks absurd. It's not cute, it's not fashionable, it's just silly. Has Kim always made these awful choices in clothing, or am I just starting to notice it now because I'm just now starting to actively dislike her?
Ok, now that we have that quick fashion chat out of the way, let me fill you guys in on...
CONFIRMED: Kim Kardashian is busted for being a fake-ass bitch with no scruples. [The Superficial]
What happened to Claire Danes' face? [Lainey Gossip]
And now, I figure out why I dislike Lady Gaga SO DAMN MUCH. [Starpulse]
Chris Bosh's wife is not carrying their child - a surrogate is. [Bossip]
Mena Suvari filed for divorce. [The Superficial]
PHOTOS: The world's finest cocktails. [theBERRY]
What did we think of Tilda Swinton's Golden Globes look? [Cele|bitchy]
Taylor Swift does Vogue....
I seldom find something I'm really excited to read in The Dallas Weekly---I mean, really---but their catalogue of actors who have played Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. is extraordinary. (Yes, I even filched their entire image gallery. That's how excited I am.)
Some of television and film's very best actors have committed Dr. King's legacy to screen. In no particular order:
Jeffrey Wright
Tony and Golden Globe winner Jeffrey Wright may best be remembered for his title role in Basquia...
Poor Lindsay Lohan. When will she stop being such a disgusting, coked-up pariah that can't stop jacking up her stupid, formerly hot face with various strains of muscle-freezing food poisoning and bits of melted Tylenol gelcaps? When? Is there an expiration date on all of this f-ckery, or are we doomed to watch it happen again and again, in circles of various haircolor?
In the above picture, you can see directly up Lindsay's nose. There's no fine hairs, no tiny flaps of pink tissue covering the entranc...
That's usually what that means, right? When Lindsay Lohan dyes her hair blonde, it reflects the amount of crazy she's got in her system at that particular given time. When Britney Spears breaks out the pink wig, God help us all - major shit is about to hit the fan, deep-voiced Satan is about to emerge, and cities are going to fall. So what does all of this mean - all of this Justin Gothic Bieber stuff? End of the world? Does it mean that when Justin Bieber goes all dark and stuff, that we're to ...