So Taylor Swift is on the cover of the new issue of Vogue, as you can see above. And before I read it, I was really ready to give her a chance. See, I don't like Taylor because she insists on doing these awful covers of great songs and I feel like at least some of her popularity is undeserved and because she's a 22-year-old who is stuck in 10th grade. It's annoying.
With all my annoyances though, I'd never really read all that many interviews with Taylor, because I just don't see them tha...
Oh, Betty. Words simply cannot express what you mean to me. But on this day, January 17th, 2012, you turn 90, so I feel like I'm obligated to try.
The first memory that I have of you is, of course, as Rose on Golden Girls, and what a magnificent memory it is. My older sister sometimes watched this wonderful block of programming on Lifetime that consisted of alternating between episodes of Golden Girls and Designing Women, and I always used to sneak in and watch them with her. I didn't ...
I absolutely love Zooey Deschanel. It's not a secret. I think she's one of the cutest girls out there, I simply adore her music, and everything I've ever seen her in, I've pretty much loved.
And yes, that definitely includes this issue of Allure.
On her hair: Deschanel is aware of how closely she's associated with her hairstyle. "I'm bangs and eyes," she says. "It's who I am. There have been periods when I've grown my bangs out, but I always cut them back, so it's like, why go through the t...
Today, Lindsay Lohan went to court so that everyone could check in on how she's been doing with her probation. There were no "f*ck you" manicures, and there were no tears. Lindsay just showed up, on time, even, and everyone told her what a great job she was doing going to the morgue every now and then and not getting busted with cocaine. Then she said "thanks, y'all!" and left. That's all.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan just got a rave review from Judge Stephanie Sautner during her probation progress report hearing this morning -- after ...
Oh that Khloe. Now I have even more reason to like her - she's almost not even a real Kardashian! I mean, we all pretty much knew that from the get-go, what with her vast appearance difference and her entire attitude. It's her demeanor that probably should have tipped us off from the start, though. She's never been a whiny, vapid little twit bent on alienating everyone in her path so she can fame-whore and pretend to be the victim all of the time. She's relatively normal, all things considered.
...
Confirmed: Paula Deen has Type II diabetes. [The Superficial]
Kid Rock is sorry for lighting up at smoke-free concert. [Bitten and Bound]
Dita Von Teese's newest burlesque striptease. [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: Miranda Kerr's got some really, uh, fabulous boobs. [The Superficial]
T.I. is still with that troll-looking wife of his. [Bossip]
Brad Pitt lets strangers kiss him. QUEUE UP ERRBODY. [Socialite Life]
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green about to split? [Celebslam]
The Situation's being sued again. [Yeeeah]
Salma Hayek brought her Golden Globes to the Golden Gl...
Are you looking, Lindsay Lohan? This is how you do Marilyn Monroe. THIS.
But let me preface this interview by saying that it's not pretty. Or rather, Michelle Williams is either the tortured, overly-fragile spectre of a human being that she appears to pretty much everyone, or she's a damned fine actress. This intro, for example:
I meet with Michelle Williams on three days in two different cities over a bit more than a week. Much does not go as either of us expects. On the first day, we mainl...
This image of comedy treasure Steve Carell ought to whet your interest in next year's Burt Wonderstone, in which Carell stars as Burt Wonderstone.
The premise: a Vegas magician "breaks up with his longtime stage partner" (thank you, IMDb), and then a "new, 'hip' street magician" threatens the aging Wonderstone's "relevance." Hee hee!
Jim Carrey stars as Wonderstone's professional nemesis, Steve Haines. Here he is as Steve Haines:
God, that is so perfect. Whoever designed the cos...
First of all, I have to hand it to Kate Major's arresting officer, Andrew Crawford, because this is one of the best affidavits I've ever read.
I think it must be difficult to turn police procedure into a riveting narrative about some crazy-eyed 28-year-old woman slinging racist epithets and "almost kicking Officer McCoy," but Officer Crawford has done it.
There are so many great details, too, like when three officers are needed to restrain Kate Major. Or how about that time she said he...
Isn't that something else? I've always kind of scratched my head over those who'd prefer to schedule a C-section rather than give birth vaginally, but I suppose it's more of a preference thing than anything. See, me, personally, I'd rather go through the work of pushing and shoving and possibly soiling myself on a sterile delivery room table among stranger hospital staff (and whatever OB my group designates to be available that day and medical students) than have someone knock me out to cut throu...
Katy Perry wants Russell Brand back to piss off her parents because she's twelve. [The Superficial]
January Jones admits that everyone hates her. [The Frisky]
Lindsay Lohan confirms that she's signed on to play Liz Taylor. [TMZ]
PHOTOS: Happy 90th Birthday, Betty White! [Starpulse]
Or maybe is THIS the Golden Globes' worst dressed? [Lainey Gossip]
These stars were at the party that Lindsay Lohan crashed. So embarrassing. [LA Times]
Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne are done. [Socialite...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Nicole Richie photo: PaulaMichelle
"Your dad DOESN’T own a hotel enterprise, and ca...
So Taylor Swift is on the cover of the new issue of Vogue, as you can see above. And before I read it, I was really ready to give her a chance. See, I don't like Taylor because she insists on doing these awful covers of great songs and I feel like at least some of her popularity is undeserved and because she's a 22-year-old who is stuck in 10th grade. It's annoying.
With all my annoyances though, I'd never really read all that many interviews with Taylor, because I just don't see them tha...
Oh, Betty. Words simply cannot express what you mean to me. But on this day, January 17th, 2012, you turn 90, so I feel like I'm obligated to try.
The first memory that I have of you is, of course, as Rose on Golden Girls, and what a magnificent memory it is. My older sister sometimes watched this wonderful block of programming on Lifetime that consisted of alternating between episodes of Golden Girls and Designing Women, and I always used to sneak in and watch them with her. I didn't ...
I absolutely love Zooey Deschanel. It's not a secret. I think she's one of the cutest girls out there, I simply adore her music, and everything I've ever seen her in, I've pretty much loved.
And yes, that definitely includes this issue of Allure.
On her hair: Deschanel is aware of how closely she's associated with her hairstyle. "I'm bangs and eyes," she says. "It's who I am. There have been periods when I've grown my bangs out, but I always cut them back, so it's like, why go through the t...
Today, Lindsay Lohan went to court so that everyone could check in on how she's been doing with her probation. There were no "f*ck you" manicures, and there were no tears. Lindsay just showed up, on time, even, and everyone told her what a great job she was doing going to the morgue every now and then and not getting busted with cocaine. Then she said "thanks, y'all!" and left. That's all.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan just got a rave review from Judge Stephanie Sautner during her probation progress report hearing this morning -- after ...
Oh that Khloe. Now I have even more reason to like her - she's almost not even a real Kardashian! I mean, we all pretty much knew that from the get-go, what with her vast appearance difference and her entire attitude. It's her demeanor that probably should have tipped us off from the start, though. She's never been a whiny, vapid little twit bent on alienating everyone in her path so she can fame-whore and pretend to be the victim all of the time. She's relatively normal, all things considered.
...
Confirmed: Paula Deen has Type II diabetes. [The Superficial]
Kid Rock is sorry for lighting up at smoke-free concert. [Bitten and Bound]
Dita Von Teese's newest burlesque striptease. [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: Miranda Kerr's got some really, uh, fabulous boobs. [The Superficial]
T.I. is still with that troll-looking wife of his. [Bossip]
Brad Pitt lets strangers kiss him. QUEUE UP ERRBODY. [Socialite Life]
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green about to split? [Celebslam]
The Situation's being sued again. [Yeeeah]
Salma Hayek brought her Golden Globes to the Golden Gl...
Are you looking, Lindsay Lohan? This is how you do Marilyn Monroe. THIS.
But let me preface this interview by saying that it's not pretty. Or rather, Michelle Williams is either the tortured, overly-fragile spectre of a human being that she appears to pretty much everyone, or she's a damned fine actress. This intro, for example:
I meet with Michelle Williams on three days in two different cities over a bit more than a week. Much does not go as either of us expects. On the first day, we mainl...
This image of comedy treasure Steve Carell ought to whet your interest in next year's Burt Wonderstone, in which Carell stars as Burt Wonderstone.
The premise: a Vegas magician "breaks up with his longtime stage partner" (thank you, IMDb), and then a "new, 'hip' street magician" threatens the aging Wonderstone's "relevance." Hee hee!
Jim Carrey stars as Wonderstone's professional nemesis, Steve Haines. Here he is as Steve Haines:
God, that is so perfect. Whoever designed the cos...
First of all, I have to hand it to Kate Major's arresting officer, Andrew Crawford, because this is one of the best affidavits I've ever read.
I think it must be difficult to turn police procedure into a riveting narrative about some crazy-eyed 28-year-old woman slinging racist epithets and "almost kicking Officer McCoy," but Officer Crawford has done it.
There are so many great details, too, like when three officers are needed to restrain Kate Major. Or how about that time she said he...
Isn't that something else? I've always kind of scratched my head over those who'd prefer to schedule a C-section rather than give birth vaginally, but I suppose it's more of a preference thing than anything. See, me, personally, I'd rather go through the work of pushing and shoving and possibly soiling myself on a sterile delivery room table among stranger hospital staff (and whatever OB my group designates to be available that day and medical students) than have someone knock me out to cut throu...
Katy Perry wants Russell Brand back to piss off her parents because she's twelve. [The Superficial]
January Jones admits that everyone hates her. [The Frisky]
Lindsay Lohan confirms that she's signed on to play Liz Taylor. [TMZ]
PHOTOS: Happy 90th Birthday, Betty White! [Starpulse]
Or maybe is THIS the Golden Globes' worst dressed? [Lainey Gossip]
These stars were at the party that Lindsay Lohan crashed. So embarrassing. [LA Times]
Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne are done. [Socialite...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Nicole Richie photo: PaulaMichelle
"Your dad DOESN’T own a hotel enterprise, and ca...