I know, I was just as surprised as you probably were. And you know what? As weird as it is to say, this news makes me happy. I mean, girlfriend eats. I’m not saying that she does anything crazy like keeps it down or anything, but going for the high-calorie stuff like hotdogs and bread and mustard. Wow. Color me impressed. These photos were taken at this past weekend’s Dallas Mavericks basketball game, where other people of note (like Khloe Kardashian) were in attendance. LeAnn, if you were unaware, is a Mississippi native who moved to Texas at age six, and she likes to head home as frequently as possible (in between skimpy-bikini’d beach trips, of course) to support her hometown-ish team. GO MAVS.
But this hot dog thing! I just can’t get past it! Maybe it’s got something to do with the recent rumors that Eddie likes his wimminz skinny as a Wendy’s Hamburgers straw and maybe she finally let that business stop bothering her for a second and went and got herself pregnant, damned be the weight-gain consequences, but either way: I’m prouder than a mother goose, and I just can’t contain my happiness.
Or my hunger. See, I saw these photos of LeAnn housing that hot dog and all I wanted from that moment on was – you guessed it – a hot dog on a hearty bun, slathered with ketchup and mustard and peppered with delicious minced onions. I would have even gone as far as to actually mince those onions, but when I got that hot dog cooking and put it on the kaiser roll that I substituted for a bun, because who keeps hot dog buns in their house in January, I couldn’t resist. Open mouth, insert hot dog, f-ck the onions and the time it takes to mince them and sprinkle them. And that hot dog was so good that I went back for a second hot dog, and it was just as glorious as the first. Mm-mm, hot dogs.
Granted, after those two hot dogs, I probably won’t be able to eat another thing for the next two days, but … wait. Epiphany. Wait a second. OK. Maybe that was LeAnn’s entire ploy with this whole thing. Maybe that’s where she was going with all of this hot dog-housing business. And guys, that is intelligence on another level.
Damn, LeAnn. I bow to your industriousness.
Leann is always tweeting about how she eats hot dogs, especially the ones at airports, since Leann’s new “job” these days seems to be parading through LAX so that she can convince people that Eddie isn’t cheating on her because she is wearing thigh highs, a leather skirt, and a see through shirt or she is single white femaling Brandi Glanville. Leann’s latest staged airport photo-op just plain creepy, she is trying very hard to be and look like Brandi Glanville. Which makes no sense because if Eddie is over Brandi and loves Leann, why has Leann once again morphed into Brandi?
Don’t you just love how every week Leann Rimes bombards the media with Daily staged photos so that come Monday her and Eddie’s face are plastered all over the internt because for some odd reason Leann thinks that she is competition with Brandi and RHOBH?
I think the whole thing with the hot dog was to convince people that she is SEXY and that she knows all the tricks in the bedroom and therefore Eddie isn’t cheating on her.
So if a heavy girl ate a salad, would you write about it?
The difference is that Leann Rimes makes sure that EVERYONE knows where and when she will for the day. Like how she tweeted over and over about how she was going to be at the game, even going so far as to tweet Khole K asking if she was going to the game. Which didn’t even work out for Leann because even after all her attention seeking and being on the Jumbotron, Khole K still didn’t even notice that Leann was at the game. So Leann Rimes must have her own pap entourage that she is paying because the only ones who noticed that she was at the game were the media outlets she pays.
Who cares? I’m sure it didn’t stay in her stomach long which I think is disturbing. I’m one to talk though…geez