Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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photo of mariah carey and nick cannon in hospital kidney failure pics
Katy Perry’s divorce was just God’s way of helping her parents’ ministry. [The Superficial]

Tina’s back and smashing cars. [Lainey Gossip]

Rihanna spotted on her way to another tattoo parlor. What’s it going to be this time, “I LOVE CHRIS BROWN” across her forehead? [Bossip]

Mila Kunis for Dior – with short hair? [Starpulse]

Jada Pinkett Smith is lawyering up for a nasty divorce. [Cele|bitchy]

Emma Watson and … RUPERT GRINT? [Huff Po]

VIDEO: Young Dr. Dre on TV. [Bossip]

George Clooney is “worried about women in Hollywood.” [The Frisky]

LeAnn Rimes’ nude ass. [Yeeeah]

Face-morph mashups of celebrities. [theBERRY]

GOOP colon cleanse, because you’re pooping wrong, too. [Amy Grindhouse]

Victoria Silvstedt’s boobs snuck out at the beach. [INFDaily]

David O. Russell fondled his transgendered niece’s breasts, but she said it was OK so it’s OK. [The Superficial]

Celebs: Twitter is going to ruin your lives. [LA Times]

Katy Perry’s new album will be ALL ABOUT Russell Brand. [IDLYITW]

EXCLUSIVE: Mariah Carey’s KIDNEY FAILURE. [Lainey Gossip]

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