This is so refreshing, seriously. I’m so glad that she’s not getting married (for the third time) in your traditional Hollywood wedding, complete with ice sculptures, unpronouncable hors d’oeuvres, sixty-five bridesmaids, drunken pre-wedding parties in Las Vegas, and televised specials that are done purely for financial gain. Awesome, right? Almost completely normal, considering all factors, you might say.
Also, not only is the soiree not even taking place in Hollywood, there’s more than likely no major celebrities that’ll be in attendance. This wedding’s going to be quite a gem, folks. No Hollywood glitz and glam this time around. Sources close to Britney claimed to In Touch that the wedding will be taking place in Britney’s hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana, and the menu will consist of down-home, regular-people food:
“She [Britney] wants a traditional Southern-style wedding with comfort food, surrounded by her family, her two sons and all of her childhood friends, as opposed to a Hollywood wedding. … Britney is taking this marriage really seriously.”
And I’m glad that she is taking this one seriously, really. Because what, aside from, like, a birth or a death, is to be taken more seriously than a marriage? And why even consider marrying someone who doesn’t even care about what basketball team where you’re going to be in five years, since they don’t intend on being around anyway? Why bother, really.
I just hope the “childhood friends” thing isn’t construed as an open invitation to all of Brit’s childhood friends, because I think it’d be awfully uncomfortable if that rascal Jason Alexander showed up, don’t you?
Her hair looks great after years of looking horrid! Now if we can just get her a stylist…
This is a gorgeous photo of her! So happy for her!