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Julianne Moore’s Playing Sarah Palin in New HBO Movie

OK, now. For real. Even if you can't stand Sarah Palin (or, for that matter, the entire McCain camp), you have to admit: this looks like it's going to be one good-assed movie. Ed Harris as John McCain? Hell. I see what Courtney Stodden saw now. Just in Ed Harris, and not John McCain, because that's just gross, and anyway, I think Courtney Stodden just wants to be Cindy McCain. Heaven knows she's on her way to looking just like her, right? photo of cindy mccain and courtney stodden side by side comparison pictures photos pics OK, now. For real. Even if you can't stand Sarah Palin (or, for that matter, the entire McCain camp), you have to admit: this looks like it's going to be one good-assed movie. Ed Harris as John McCain? Hell. I see what Courtney Stodden saw now. Just in Ed Harris, and not John McCain, because that's just gross, and anyway, I think Courtney Stodden just wants to be Cindy McCain. Heaven knows she's on her way to looking just like her, right? Anyway, yes, Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin? Meh. I would have preferred Tina Fey, naturally, but Julianne Moore's good and solid. And Woody Harrelson? Hell. Anything w...

Stars Without Makeup: Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola

photo of sammi sweetheart giancola pictures photos pics Oh. My God. Oh my God. Look at this, will you? There's a chick from Jersey Shore that's *actually* a natural beauty. I could seriously just fall all over myself and die. No weird, sculpted facial augmentations, no diarrhea diets to enhance the cheeks (both of them), no plaster of Paris injections to look like a weird work of "art" ... I'm kind of at a loss for words. Sammi Giancola is actually, legitimately pretty, and just might have a chance of rising above the trashiness of her reality ...

Morning Wood

photo of josh duhamel pictures photos pics Lindsay Lohan is a serious actress now. [The Superficial] Kate Middleton just keeps losing weight, huh? [Lainey Gossip] Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady's house is ENORMOUS. [Starpulse] Jennifer Aniston's making her boyfriend send out JOINT CHRISTMAS CARDS. [Lainey Gossip] Biggest celebrity scandals of 2011. [Starpulse] The Hiltons have landed. [ICYDK] Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman meet up in NYC. [INFDaily] Kris Humphries booed in basketball return. [Huff Po] Jessica Simpson spotted shopping for wedding dresses. [CDL] Mrs. Depp needs cash. [Lainey Gossip] The Jenn...

Adele’s Got a New Look, Huh?

photo of adele pictures slim face post surgery pictures photos pics skinny weight loss photo This is the new Adele - the post-surgery, nodule-removed Adele who's seriously skinnier in the face. I'm not insinuating that she had any cosmetic surgery done, because I really, really don't believe that, but man. She does not look OK in this photo. It just looks like the vocal cord surgery and recovery completely kicked her ass. And what a difference some facial weight loss can make in a person's face. Wow. Anyway, I hope you're feeling on the up and up, Adele, and you're able to get back ...

Academia Is Flying to James Franco’s Defense

photo of james franco likes cats pics Word on the street is, James Franco missed a ton of classes, received a low grade, then contributed to the untimely firing of an NYU professor. But Professor R. John Williams, Franco's adviser at Yale, recalls a different student. In Williams' obsequious Slate column, he describes James Franco as a model student with, uh, plenty of time on his hands: So what is James like as a reader of scholarly work? I've often heard it expressed that he must be a mountebank, since no single person could be doing as many things ...

Guess Who’s in Jail!

photo of adam lambert pictures sauli boyfriend fight arrested jail From the Daily Mail: ... Grammy-nominated Adam [Lambert], 29, and reality TV star Sauli Koskinen, 26, were in a club called Don't Tell Momma before becoming involved in what local media described as a 'huge fight'. Finnish media reported how onlookers tried in vain to break up the fight but that Adam allegedly attacked them as well. Police were then called and broke up the fight before taking the couple to different police stations - Adam in the neighbourhood of Pasila and Sauli in Too...

Watch This: Kris Jenner “Loves Her Friends”

In 1985, to commemorate her 30th birthday, Kristen Kardashian---that's the future Kris Jenner, natch---recorded this horrific music video, using husband Rob Kardashian's dough. Truly, Kris could've been the Rebecca Black of another decade. Set to the tune of Randy Newman's "I Love L.A.," this off-key ditty is probably titled "I Love My Friends" (Kim, Kourtney, and Khloé are credited with writing the song's aggressively simple lyrics and catchy refrain). Kris is all mugging and winking, and she treadmills without pants. And yes, most of Kris Jenner's "friends" are actually stores she likes to shop in. Hmm. The video's cameos are blink-and-you'll-miss-them, but O.J. Simpson is definitely here, enjoying happier times. And who are those three darling little girls? Whooaaa, that was back when Khloé was the littlest Kardashian. /> In 1985, to commemorate her 30th birthday, Kristen Kardashian---that's the future Kris Jenner, natch---recorded this horrific music video, using husband Rob Kardashian's dough. Truly, Kris could've been the Rebecca Black of another decade. Set to the tune of Randy Newman's "I Love L.A.," this off-key ditty is probably titled "I Love My Friends" (Kim, Kourtney, and Khloé are credited with writing the song's aggressively simple lyrics and catchy refrain). Kris is all mugging and winking, and ...

Let’s Have a Look at Eddie Cibrian’s Ashy Elbows, Spit-Swapping Expertise, and Grasp on LeAnn Rimes’ Boobs

photo of eddie cibrian and leann rimes pictures photos Hey! Here's LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian doing what they do best - posing for the camera, showing off various parts of spine and boob canyons, and frolicking around in resort wear like they've got no business doing anything else. Like working. Who knows. Maybe this is The Big Christmas Lead-In. Maybe this year's Christmas cards will depict Eddie and LeAnn fornicating in front of a flickering fire. There could be worse things, you know. I'm not sure what just yet, but I'm sure there's got to...

Stars Without Makeup: Vanessa Paradis (or, You Know, Johnny Depp’s Girl)

photo of vanessa paradis getting coffee pictures photos Yes, this is, indeed, the French model-mother of Johnny Depp's children, Vanessa Paradis, and she's doing her business getting some coffee. This is the woman that Johnny Depp's been committed to in a non-marriage for the last fourteen years. That's, like, a lifetime to some people. And it makes me feel OLD, because I was totally crushing on Johnny Depp when he was Glen in the original Nightmare on Elm Street, and now I realize that, though Johnny seemed so young then, he's actually only SEVEN YEARS...

Are Justin and Jessica Engaged?

A photo of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Rumor in Wyoming is, Justin Timberlake finally proposed to his beloved, Jessica Biel, at a Jackson Hole ski resort. The rumor itself comes from the Twitter feed of nearby Tayloe Pigott Gallery. Tayloe Piggott looks like a classy enough operation, so this scrap of gossip seems as credible as any. And anyway, just last month Emily speculated that something like this was on the horizon. What do you guys think? Has it finally happened?...

Oh, Good Grief: R. Kelly Is Ready to Film 32 New Chapters of ‘Trapped in the Closet’

photograph of R. Kelly Here are some things you maybe didn't know about R. Kelly: - He has always wanted to be a movie director! - His epic, Trapped in the Closet, was the product of "having nothing else to do, sitting around in the studio." - He told TMZ he now has 32 additional chapters in the bag. Now he just needs "investors" to help him film. Thank you, R. Kelly. Thank you. This is the greatest Christmas present you could have ever given us. video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo playe...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot debra messing pictures photos pics The Kardashians use Chinese slave labor. [The Superficial] Punished for slumming! [Lainey Gossip] What movie was named 2011's most "mistake-ridden" movie? [Starpulse] Justin and Jessica engaged? [Lainey Gossip] Prince Harry to return to Afghanistan. [Socialite Life] Something Tom Cruise can't actually do. [Seriously OMG] 6 Tips for Dealing With the Holidays When You've Lost a Loved One. [The Frisky] Mother Nature takes her vengeance out on Gerard Butler. [Celebslam] Jon Hamm gets ready for his close-up. [I'm Not Obsessed] The zombie film for non-zombie...