"We're having our annual Christmas Eve party with my whole family. I don't think Khloé's spending Christmas with us this year...Santa Claus comes every year and comes and visits our Christmas party but only ours. Only the real Santa comes to our Christmas party."
Kendall Jenner explains her holiday plans.
Did you catch that, everybody? Santa Claus is partying with the Kardashians this year. I know there's that silly story that Santa visits children with gifts and goodies on the night of Chri...
I want you to really think about this now. Since 2007, how much money has all of Lindsay's legal shenanigans cost her? Consider all those times that she violated her probation, and all those times we've discussed her clothing choices for court. Consider the past four years. Do you have an estimate?
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Of course you want to see the puppy, don't be ridiculous. Look at its little face! Those ears! Those big puppy paws!
This is Stella, one of the most adorable puppies ever. If you'll remember, yesterday I told you about her and about how Pink paid the $5,000 it took to get this puppy surgery that saved her life. And honestly, after hearing that awful story and seeing that precious face, how could you not help this puppy if you had the means to do so?
Enjoy the puppy pictures, and feel free to post oth...
Christmas came early for one British family after actor Rupert Grint escorted them to Florida for an all-expenses paid trip to the Harry Potter theme park.
Grint was heartbroken to hear about the grief-stricken Carters, who have been struggling to cope with the loss of their mother Denise, who died giving birth to her and her husband Steve's fourth child in 2009.
... As an extra special surprise, Grint recently accompanied the group to Orlando to visit the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios and gave them a personal tour of the rides and wand shops.
Family patriarch Steve Carter tells film-news.co.uk, "The best thing was the look on the kids' faces. There are great memories and I know Denise was watching over us on the trip."
Alright, friends. The moral of the story? If you're not COMPLETELY enamored by Rupert Grint and his selfless, loving, thoughtful actions, then you have a cold, dead heart and I don't even know why you bothered watching the video. Are you a Kardashian or something?
Anyway, Merry Christmas, folks! We'll continue normal posting on Christmas Eve, but will be off Christmas Day, resuming our regular snark schedule on Monday morning. Have a safe and happy holiday, and if this video didn't cheer you up, then check these photos out again. They're sure to put a smile on your face />
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Christmas came early for one British family after actor Rupert Grint escorted them to Florida for an all-expenses paid trip to the Harry Potter theme park.
Grint was heartbroken to hear about the grief-stricken Carters, who have been struggling to cope with the loss of their mother Denise, who died giving birth to her and her husband Steve's fourth child in 2009.
... As an extra special surprise, Grint recently accompanied the group to Orlando to visit the Wizarding W...
So, that was the Tweet that set off a tirade of Christians to bash Ricky Gervais, saying that if he had any Twitter followers, they must be heathens and athiests and horrible, bad, bad people - much like him, I guess, huh?
See, though I am a Christian, I think people are entitled to think and feel how they choose to when it comes to religion, or just, you know, living their lives. Who would I be to say what was right for me is right for everyone else? I also think that anyone who wouldn't suppor...
If you guessed a sad has-been-alleged-spouse-abuser trying to look forty years younger and only ending up with the complete opposite result, you're absolutely right. However, that's not exactly what I meant. What I meant was, "Who, precisely, is this sad has-been-alleged-spouse-abuser, stuck on looking forty years younger and only ending up with the complete opposite result."
If you guessed Kris Jenner, you'd be half-right. This is going to be Kris Jenner in five years, and I'm actually lookin...
What's that, you have no f-cking clue who Terri Seymour is? Well, first and foremost, she's Simon Cowell's ex-girlfriend. Second, she was choked on American Idol one year. Nuts, right? Third, she was an Extra correspondent up until last year, but these days, I have no idea what she's doing.
FINALLY. She was born in 1974. That makes her nine years older than me, but she looks about fifty. She'd look good for fifty, if she was fifty, but you know what? She's not. She's only thirty-eight. SUNSPOTS SUNSPOTS MELANOMA CARCINOMA.
My advic...
Adorable, right? Can I refer to a burgeoning bump on a woman's midsection as "adorable," or is it strange that humans generally feel all fuzzy and wuzzy when it comes to a woman gestating another tiny, underdeveloped human in a special neighborhood of their nether regions?
I'm kidding. Of course it's adorable. And I'm thrilled for Hilary and her husband. She seems like she's going to be a totally awesome, totally down-to-earth mom who just loves her family and their little nest of existence. I also...
See, I didn't get this look back in 1977 (not that I was around then), and I definitely don't get it these days. Especially with the six-inch heeled ankle boots. With flowy pants. I think that might be the worst part of all of it. Like, what's she trying to hide in them there ankle gaps, sixteen buttered croissants? A Christmas goose? Woody Allen's manhood?
What say you -
{democracy:287} ...
Listen, blondie. We can still see you.
Try as you might to hide yourself behind your new boyfriend Ryan Phillippe, we can still see you.
I am sure that, ordinarily, you are great at hide-and-seek. You can hide behind things like trees and light poles and mailboxes and stop signs. You can probably fold yourself to fit into small compartments. You can shimmy into the narrowest crawlspaces. I have no doubt.
But if you really don't want to look like you're the girl currently dating Ryan Phil...
"We're having our annual Christmas Eve party with my whole family. I don't think Khloé's spending Christmas with us this year...Santa Claus comes every year and comes and visits our Christmas party but only ours. Only the real Santa comes to our Christmas party."
Kendall Jenner explains her holiday plans.
Did you catch that, everybody? Santa Claus is partying with the Kardashians this year. I know there's that silly story that Santa visits children with gifts and goodies on the night of Chri...
I want you to really think about this now. Since 2007, how much money has all of Lindsay's legal shenanigans cost her? Consider all those times that she violated her probation, and all those times we've discussed her clothing choices for court. Consider the past four years. Do you have an estimate?
{democracy:288}
Read More...
Of course you want to see the puppy, don't be ridiculous. Look at its little face! Those ears! Those big puppy paws!
This is Stella, one of the most adorable puppies ever. If you'll remember, yesterday I told you about her and about how Pink paid the $5,000 it took to get this puppy surgery that saved her life. And honestly, after hearing that awful story and seeing that precious face, how could you not help this puppy if you had the means to do so?
Enjoy the puppy pictures, and feel free to post oth...
So, that was the Tweet that set off a tirade of Christians to bash Ricky Gervais, saying that if he had any Twitter followers, they must be heathens and athiests and horrible, bad, bad people - much like him, I guess, huh?
See, though I am a Christian, I think people are entitled to think and feel how they choose to when it comes to religion, or just, you know, living their lives. Who would I be to say what was right for me is right for everyone else? I also think that anyone who wouldn't suppor...
If you guessed a sad has-been-alleged-spouse-abuser trying to look forty years younger and only ending up with the complete opposite result, you're absolutely right. However, that's not exactly what I meant. What I meant was, "Who, precisely, is this sad has-been-alleged-spouse-abuser, stuck on looking forty years younger and only ending up with the complete opposite result."
If you guessed Kris Jenner, you'd be half-right. This is going to be Kris Jenner in five years, and I'm actually lookin...
What's that, you have no f-cking clue who Terri Seymour is? Well, first and foremost, she's Simon Cowell's ex-girlfriend. Second, she was choked on American Idol one year. Nuts, right? Third, she was an Extra correspondent up until last year, but these days, I have no idea what she's doing.
FINALLY. She was born in 1974. That makes her nine years older than me, but she looks about fifty. She'd look good for fifty, if she was fifty, but you know what? She's not. She's only thirty-eight. SUNSPOTS SUNSPOTS MELANOMA CARCINOMA.
My advic...
Adorable, right? Can I refer to a burgeoning bump on a woman's midsection as "adorable," or is it strange that humans generally feel all fuzzy and wuzzy when it comes to a woman gestating another tiny, underdeveloped human in a special neighborhood of their nether regions?
I'm kidding. Of course it's adorable. And I'm thrilled for Hilary and her husband. She seems like she's going to be a totally awesome, totally down-to-earth mom who just loves her family and their little nest of existence. I also...
See, I didn't get this look back in 1977 (not that I was around then), and I definitely don't get it these days. Especially with the six-inch heeled ankle boots. With flowy pants. I think that might be the worst part of all of it. Like, what's she trying to hide in them there ankle gaps, sixteen buttered croissants? A Christmas goose? Woody Allen's manhood?
What say you -
{democracy:287} ...
Listen, blondie. We can still see you.
Try as you might to hide yourself behind your new boyfriend Ryan Phillippe, we can still see you.
I am sure that, ordinarily, you are great at hide-and-seek. You can hide behind things like trees and light poles and mailboxes and stop signs. You can probably fold yourself to fit into small compartments. You can shimmy into the narrowest crawlspaces. I have no doubt.
But if you really don't want to look like you're the girl currently dating Ryan Phil...