Courtney Cox's tits were fab this year. [The Superficial]
John Legend's engagement photos. [Starpulse]
Lady Gaga's X-rated Christmas gift. [Starpulse]
Fantasia wants her married baby-daddy to pay for her baby. [Bossip]
Florence Welch performs for Harrod's. [Socialite Life]
Katie Holmes' see-through dress. [The Superficial]
Paris Hilton is a brunette now. [Celebslam]
More Stephanie Seymour bikini photos, less son erections. [The Blemish]
The Jenner girls are starting their own business. [Socialite Life]
Kobe Bryant ...
Last week, Sarah let you guys know which celebrities are cat people. It turns out that now we can add Robert Downey Jr. to the list, because a few months ago RDJ and his wife adopted a couple of kittens. And he would die for them:
“To understand the way cats play and fight is to understand the secrets of the universe. It’s to understand Wing Chun, to understand the palace tradition, to understand yoga. I would kill for these young, sweet little feline souls, these two boys. I would prote...
I said "of course" like that because this is completely magical news, and it's only to be expected after how completely magical this whole month has been. Have you guys been feeling it? Think about it: this month we've gotten a slew of nudie pics from some ridiculously gorgeous women (and Lindsay Lohan!), we gotten into the holiday spirit, thanks to Courtney Stodden, and also, I'm getting married, you guys! I would say that he liked it, so he put a ring on it, but it's not 2008 and I'm not That Girl. But it's been such a good month, ...
Taylor Lautner's gay, guys, thought you knew.
At least, according to this leaked allegedly-fake January 2012 issue, featuring Taylor Lautner on a cover emblazoned with the caption "Out and Proud! Tired of the rumors, the Twilight star opens up about his decision to finally come out." The thing is, though, that People vehemently denies that this is an actual thing, but there's no talk of lawsuits for ... well, whatever legal term you'd use in suing someone for saying you're gay when you're not ...
Yup, I spent the last few hours racking my brain over who the most obnoxious, most heinous celebrities were of 2011 and though there were probably, like, eighty-six I could have placed on this list (not including others from previous years that continue their douchebag reign well into the later parts of the decade), I decided on five.
#5 - Doug Hutchison
I know. I know. Some of you guys probably have a soft little spot in your hearts for Doug Hutchison because he just seems on the outskirts...
This is what Lindsay Lohan's doing to celebrate the New Year. [TMZ]
Farrah Abraham's bikini shoots. [The Superficial]
Best and worst celeb hair makeovers of 2011. [The Frisky]
John Legend is engaged now, too. [Starpulse]
Tom Cruise has a "beauty regimen." [Lainey Gossip]
Turns out the new Mission Impossible movie is actually worth watching. [LA Times]
Vanessa Hudgens' new boyfriend. [Socialite Life]
Models are better than you. [Yeeeah]
Dido named her new baby 'Stan,' 'cause that's not weird or anything. [Amy Grindhouse]
...
I don't get it! I just don't understand what happened!
On December 9 Sinéad O'Connor was happily blogging about oral sex with her brand-new husband. Two days later, she reversed course, blogging that her husband needs his privacy, as he is "a therapist working with very young adolescents" who "must maintain a low profile."
Now, O'Connor writes, she wants to break the news herself, before anybody else can report it: she's getting a divorce. I can't imagine where things went wrong.
Most o...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Katie Holmes photo: Whodathunkit
"Dear Diary, Sightseeing … the 50' Gummi-Penis Mo...
"There will never be a reunion ... as I will never do anything with an a---hole like Will Smith. He is still an egomaniac and has not grown up. This constant reunion thing will never ever happen in my lifetime unless there is an apology, which, he doesn't know the word."
---Janet Hubert, AKA Aunt Vivian #1, does not care for Will Smith, according to TMZ.
Last week, Emily caught you up on the goings-on of the cast of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and I gotta tell you, my first, honest thought w...
Normally, I love a good pair of boots. Ankle boots, mid-calf, knee-high, even a pair of thigh highs every now and then (Courtney Stodden's stripper boots don't count). But these things that are on Ashley Tisdale's feet right here? No. No, Ashley. Do those lace up all the way from the toes? What does that even mean?
You want a piece of advice, Ashley? Just go naked. The next time you think these boots are a good idea, just go naked instead. I think you'll get further in life....
Are you ready for Lady Gaga freestyle? Lady Gaga singing an entire song about having sex with someone? Imagining Lady Gaga riding atop some ... thing? Because ready or not, here it is.
Oh, and here are the lyrics, in case you're unable to listen to the word 'f-ck' at work, or if you just don't want to get yet another one of Lady Gaga's unoriginal poetry stuck in your head for three days at a time:
Got no plans, got no clothes
Got no piano, we got no shows
No, I've got nothing to do
But t...
Last week, I jumped the gun a little by telling you that Courtney Stodden was sharing her 12 (wrong) days of Christmas on her Twitter. However, this year, for me, anyway, Courtney Stodden has really become synonymous with Christmas joy, so I really feel like I would be amiss by not sharing with you guys what exactly Courtney's true love gave to her:
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A pretty pair of pink panties...
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two tiny tee...
Courtney Cox's tits were fab this year. [The Superficial]
John Legend's engagement photos. [Starpulse]
Lady Gaga's X-rated Christmas gift. [Starpulse]
Fantasia wants her married baby-daddy to pay for her baby. [Bossip]
Florence Welch performs for Harrod's. [Socialite Life]
Katie Holmes' see-through dress. [The Superficial]
Paris Hilton is a brunette now. [Celebslam]
More Stephanie Seymour bikini photos, less son erections. [The Blemish]
The Jenner girls are starting their own business. [Socialite Life]
Kobe Bryant ...
Last week, Sarah let you guys know which celebrities are cat people. It turns out that now we can add Robert Downey Jr. to the list, because a few months ago RDJ and his wife adopted a couple of kittens. And he would die for them:
“To understand the way cats play and fight is to understand the secrets of the universe. It’s to understand Wing Chun, to understand the palace tradition, to understand yoga. I would kill for these young, sweet little feline souls, these two boys. I would prote...
I said "of course" like that because this is completely magical news, and it's only to be expected after how completely magical this whole month has been. Have you guys been feeling it? Think about it: this month we've gotten a slew of nudie pics from some ridiculously gorgeous women (and Lindsay Lohan!), we gotten into the holiday spirit, thanks to Courtney Stodden, and also, I'm getting married, you guys! I would say that he liked it, so he put a ring on it, but it's not 2008 and I'm not That Girl. But it's been such a good month, ...
Taylor Lautner's gay, guys, thought you knew.
At least, according to this leaked allegedly-fake January 2012 issue, featuring Taylor Lautner on a cover emblazoned with the caption "Out and Proud! Tired of the rumors, the Twilight star opens up about his decision to finally come out." The thing is, though, that People vehemently denies that this is an actual thing, but there's no talk of lawsuits for ... well, whatever legal term you'd use in suing someone for saying you're gay when you're not ...
Yup, I spent the last few hours racking my brain over who the most obnoxious, most heinous celebrities were of 2011 and though there were probably, like, eighty-six I could have placed on this list (not including others from previous years that continue their douchebag reign well into the later parts of the decade), I decided on five.
#5 - Doug Hutchison
I know. I know. Some of you guys probably have a soft little spot in your hearts for Doug Hutchison because he just seems on the outskirts...
This is what Lindsay Lohan's doing to celebrate the New Year. [TMZ]
Farrah Abraham's bikini shoots. [The Superficial]
Best and worst celeb hair makeovers of 2011. [The Frisky]
John Legend is engaged now, too. [Starpulse]
Tom Cruise has a "beauty regimen." [Lainey Gossip]
Turns out the new Mission Impossible movie is actually worth watching. [LA Times]
Vanessa Hudgens' new boyfriend. [Socialite Life]
Models are better than you. [Yeeeah]
Dido named her new baby 'Stan,' 'cause that's not weird or anything. [Amy Grindhouse]
...
I don't get it! I just don't understand what happened!
On December 9 Sinéad O'Connor was happily blogging about oral sex with her brand-new husband. Two days later, she reversed course, blogging that her husband needs his privacy, as he is "a therapist working with very young adolescents" who "must maintain a low profile."
Now, O'Connor writes, she wants to break the news herself, before anybody else can report it: she's getting a divorce. I can't imagine where things went wrong.
Most o...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Katie Holmes photo: Whodathunkit
"Dear Diary, Sightseeing … the 50' Gummi-Penis Mo...
"There will never be a reunion ... as I will never do anything with an a---hole like Will Smith. He is still an egomaniac and has not grown up. This constant reunion thing will never ever happen in my lifetime unless there is an apology, which, he doesn't know the word."
---Janet Hubert, AKA Aunt Vivian #1, does not care for Will Smith, according to TMZ.
Last week, Emily caught you up on the goings-on of the cast of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and I gotta tell you, my first, honest thought w...
Normally, I love a good pair of boots. Ankle boots, mid-calf, knee-high, even a pair of thigh highs every now and then (Courtney Stodden's stripper boots don't count). But these things that are on Ashley Tisdale's feet right here? No. No, Ashley. Do those lace up all the way from the toes? What does that even mean?
You want a piece of advice, Ashley? Just go naked. The next time you think these boots are a good idea, just go naked instead. I think you'll get further in life....
Are you ready for Lady Gaga freestyle? Lady Gaga singing an entire song about having sex with someone? Imagining Lady Gaga riding atop some ... thing? Because ready or not, here it is.
Oh, and here are the lyrics, in case you're unable to listen to the word 'f-ck' at work, or if you just don't want to get yet another one of Lady Gaga's unoriginal poetry stuck in your head for three days at a time:
Got no plans, got no clothes
Got no piano, we got no shows
No, I've got nothing to do
But t...
Last week, I jumped the gun a little by telling you that Courtney Stodden was sharing her 12 (wrong) days of Christmas on her Twitter. However, this year, for me, anyway, Courtney Stodden has really become synonymous with Christmas joy, so I really feel like I would be amiss by not sharing with you guys what exactly Courtney's true love gave to her:
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A pretty pair of pink panties...
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two tiny tee...