This is how Jersey Shore's Snooki spent Christmas - sitting in her messy bedroom taking self-portraits and mugging for her boyfriend's really shitty camera. It could be worse - she could have been doing what LeAnn Rimes was doing - busting her tailbone wide open on a bed stuffed with goose down feathers. Thank God for small favors, am I right?
Anyway, you're "rich," girl, why don't you go buy your dumb duck a new camera? Or at the very least, you know, hire a maid to clean up after yourselve...
Remember Rachel Uchitel? The chick who affaired with Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz and God knows who else? Apparently she's pregnant! By her husband! I didn't even know she had a husband - isn't that just so wonderful for her?
Congratulations to the girl, and may you teach your child to be more compassionate about those who have no teeth and to stay out of rehab as best as he or she can. Oh! Also to quit licking golf balls, 'cause you never do know what ditch they've been sitting in.
Image courtesy of TMZ...
From Jezebel:
It's Pregnancé no more because reports are coming thick and fast that Beyoncé is having her baby – with talk that she's probably crowning this very moment! With nurses and security at New York's St. Luke's Roosevelt Hospital being advised to prepare themselves for a high-profile client checking in to give birth late yesterday, word on the maternity ward is that it's none other than Mama B. Though this hasn't been confirmed, two gossipy nurses have said that the VIP has booke...
Vanessa Hudgens got high on white chocolate. [The Superficial]
Three months to go for Jessica Simpson! [Lainey Gossip]
Deion Sanders filed for divorce behind his wife's back. [Bossip]
Chris Evans thinks it's all downhill after 30. [Starpulse]
Steven Tyler's engaged! Again! [Starpulse]
Lindsay Lohan has "changed." [The Blemish]
Remember when: Lindsay Lohan did a hot rendition of 'Jingle Bell Rock'. [theBERRY]
SNL writer suicide. [Huff Po]
Blind item: what celebrity has a weird, sexual donkey obsession? [Hollywood Dame]
Drew Brees in the shower is SO HO...
Ah, how often we forget that celebrities are actually "real" people, much like we are, and how grafitying it can be to see them doing normal things like going to the gym, buying coffee, and wearing hats to try and disguise just how normal they are.
Here're the 5 Best Celebrities Without Makeup of 2011:
#5 - Sammi Giancola
So, right, I realize that she's not technically without makeup, but compared to what she *usually* looks like, this is as bare-faced as it gets, guys.
#4 - Miranda Kerr ...
Yesterday we did the Top 5 Douchebags of 2011, so I thought it only fair to give credit where credit is due (even if the aforementioned "credit" is only on temporary loan, like most credit is and then the person in slot #2 shoots back to complete grossness, and not just partial) and acknowledge those celebrities who have done some good for themselves, yes?
#5 - Evan Rachel Wood
Amazing what not sleeping next to Marilyn Manson can do for a girl, huh? She's almost attractive these days, if you ca...
You guys? Don't tell Emma Stone, but the New York Post is pretty sure Jim Carrey is dating a lady. Jim has probably been dating her for a couple months, in fact.
The lady's name is Anastasia Vitkina, she's very pretty and blonde, and her first-ever tweet condemned an article about Jim Carrey. (So did her last-ever tweet, incidentally. Uh. She's only tweeted twice ever.)
A little digging uncovers that Miss Vitkina attended the renowned Parsons School of Design. I don't know if you know this, but Parsons is so prestigious, someone named an Ikea t...
Oh! Good morning!
Here is Bryan Cranston---he's the versatile actor from Malcolm in the Middle, Breaking Bad, and Seinfeld---shilling for Coffee-Mate. Mmm! Non-dairy creamer! It's the only thing in this world that is slightly worse than powdered milk, am I right? (Still, Cranston is so charming and convincing, I suddenly can't imagine spooning any other type of powdered creamer into my reheated cola.)
Many thanks to Seriously? OMG! WTF? for starting my day off right. />
Oh! Good morning!
Here is Bryan Cranston---he's the versatile actor from Malcolm in the Middle, Breaking Bad, and Seinfeld---shilling for Coffee-Mate. Mmm! Non-dairy creamer! It's the only thing in this world that is slightly worse than powdered milk, am I right? (Still, Cranston is so charming and convincing, I suddenly can't imagine spooning any other type of powdered creamer into my reheated cola.)
Many thanks to Seriously? OMG! WTF? for starting my day off right....
The new hip-hop group is called FreeSol, this is their latest single, and it's been created by Timbaland and, of course, Justin Timberlake.
It's also kind of mediocre. And honestly, it's a pure Timbaland/Timbalake hybrid, because the music is straight-up Justin and the lyrical rhymes are straight-up Timbaland. So you're probably wondering why the two didn't just get together and hop up in the studio themselves and record the music. And I don't have an answer for that. I tried a long time ago to fathom the workings of Justin Timberlake's mind, guys, and it was like looking into the eye of a tornado. Or the brown eye of Kim Kardashian. Both are equally terrifying in their own right, and both are sort of lazy in their paths, yet destructive as hell. Which is where I'm starting to think Justin Timberlake is headed. (To "lazy," not to "Kim Kardashian's brown eye" that is.) />
The new hip-hop group is called FreeSol, this is their latest single, and it's been created by Timbaland and, of course, Justin Timberlake.
It's also kind of mediocre. And honestly, it's a pure Timbaland/Timbalake hybrid, because the music is straight-up Justin and the lyrical rhymes are straight-up Timbaland. So you're probably wondering why the two didn't just get together and hop up in the studio themselves and record the music. And I don't have an answer for that. I tried a long time ago ...
I know, that's not the visual you really wanted to fill your subconscious with in the hours before winding down for the evening, was it? I mean, "LeAnn Rimes" and "gash" in the same sentence is enough, for me, to go into full-body convulsions, complete with projectile vomiting, but hey. I could go on, but I won't. I had spaghetti and Caesar salad for dinner, and it was good, so I'd like to keep it where it is, thanks.
Anyway, LeAnn decided to go snowboarding, where she apparently fell and bus...
In short, music (OK, pop music) in 2011 was terrible. Terrible, awful, and kind of embarrassing for everyone involved, actually.
Thank God there are other genres that don't completely suck and can fill the void that pop music has left in our hearts since it really crapped the bed in the early 00's, because really, how much garbage-Katy Perry music can one stand before going COMPLETELY nuts? />
In short, music (OK, pop music) in 2011 was terrible. Terrible, awful, and kind of embarrassing for everyone involved, actually.
Thank God there are other genres that don't completely suck and can fill the void that pop music has left in our hearts since it really crapped the bed in the early 00's, because really, how much garbage-Katy Perry music can one stand before going COMPLETELY nuts? ...
I know, right? It's like "oooh, some female celebrity has a gold digging boyfriend? Stop the presses!" But just listen to this blind item in its entirety, and tell me that you didn't give at least a little "oh no he didn't":
This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on display...
This is how Jersey Shore's Snooki spent Christmas - sitting in her messy bedroom taking self-portraits and mugging for her boyfriend's really shitty camera. It could be worse - she could have been doing what LeAnn Rimes was doing - busting her tailbone wide open on a bed stuffed with goose down feathers. Thank God for small favors, am I right?
Anyway, you're "rich," girl, why don't you go buy your dumb duck a new camera? Or at the very least, you know, hire a maid to clean up after yourselve...
Remember Rachel Uchitel? The chick who affaired with Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz and God knows who else? Apparently she's pregnant! By her husband! I didn't even know she had a husband - isn't that just so wonderful for her?
Congratulations to the girl, and may you teach your child to be more compassionate about those who have no teeth and to stay out of rehab as best as he or she can. Oh! Also to quit licking golf balls, 'cause you never do know what ditch they've been sitting in.
Image courtesy of TMZ...
From Jezebel:
It's Pregnancé no more because reports are coming thick and fast that Beyoncé is having her baby – with talk that she's probably crowning this very moment! With nurses and security at New York's St. Luke's Roosevelt Hospital being advised to prepare themselves for a high-profile client checking in to give birth late yesterday, word on the maternity ward is that it's none other than Mama B. Though this hasn't been confirmed, two gossipy nurses have said that the VIP has booke...
Vanessa Hudgens got high on white chocolate. [The Superficial]
Three months to go for Jessica Simpson! [Lainey Gossip]
Deion Sanders filed for divorce behind his wife's back. [Bossip]
Chris Evans thinks it's all downhill after 30. [Starpulse]
Steven Tyler's engaged! Again! [Starpulse]
Lindsay Lohan has "changed." [The Blemish]
Remember when: Lindsay Lohan did a hot rendition of 'Jingle Bell Rock'. [theBERRY]
SNL writer suicide. [Huff Po]
Blind item: what celebrity has a weird, sexual donkey obsession? [Hollywood Dame]
Drew Brees in the shower is SO HO...
Ah, how often we forget that celebrities are actually "real" people, much like we are, and how grafitying it can be to see them doing normal things like going to the gym, buying coffee, and wearing hats to try and disguise just how normal they are.
Here're the 5 Best Celebrities Without Makeup of 2011:
#5 - Sammi Giancola
So, right, I realize that she's not technically without makeup, but compared to what she *usually* looks like, this is as bare-faced as it gets, guys.
#4 - Miranda Kerr ...
Yesterday we did the Top 5 Douchebags of 2011, so I thought it only fair to give credit where credit is due (even if the aforementioned "credit" is only on temporary loan, like most credit is and then the person in slot #2 shoots back to complete grossness, and not just partial) and acknowledge those celebrities who have done some good for themselves, yes?
#5 - Evan Rachel Wood
Amazing what not sleeping next to Marilyn Manson can do for a girl, huh? She's almost attractive these days, if you ca...
You guys? Don't tell Emma Stone, but the New York Post is pretty sure Jim Carrey is dating a lady. Jim has probably been dating her for a couple months, in fact.
The lady's name is Anastasia Vitkina, she's very pretty and blonde, and her first-ever tweet condemned an article about Jim Carrey. (So did her last-ever tweet, incidentally. Uh. She's only tweeted twice ever.)
A little digging uncovers that Miss Vitkina attended the renowned Parsons School of Design. I don't know if you know this, but Parsons is so prestigious, someone named an Ikea t...
I know, that's not the visual you really wanted to fill your subconscious with in the hours before winding down for the evening, was it? I mean, "LeAnn Rimes" and "gash" in the same sentence is enough, for me, to go into full-body convulsions, complete with projectile vomiting, but hey. I could go on, but I won't. I had spaghetti and Caesar salad for dinner, and it was good, so I'd like to keep it where it is, thanks.
Anyway, LeAnn decided to go snowboarding, where she apparently fell and bus...
I know, right? It's like "oooh, some female celebrity has a gold digging boyfriend? Stop the presses!" But just listen to this blind item in its entirety, and tell me that you didn't give at least a little "oh no he didn't":
This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on display...