Ever wonder what Lady Gaga's nips look like? No? I don't blame you. I didn't either, but since the photo was right in front of my face, I couldn't control my compulsive click-through habit to see what awaited me on the other side.
However, as much as it surprises you, Lady Gaga's nipples do not look anything like Miley Cyrus, unfortunate as that is, so to see the rill dill, you'll have to check in after the jump.
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OK, so we officially can't talk about this video until you've watched it. Go ahead, I've got a minute or so to kill and pour a second cup of coffee, let me know when you're done.
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Alright, done? Good? What's that, you're still wiping the tears of laughter from your eyes and can't see the screen just yet? OK, how about this: ARE YOU DONE YET? DID YOU WATCH THE ENTIRE VIDEO? No, I'm not shouting, I'm just ... never mind. Alright.
Ready? Together, and on the count of three - one, two, three: LOL! LOL!! ROFLCOPTER! Courtney wants to bring back the "classy, beautiful edge of old Hollywood"? Oh I could just die. I could just die. Also, at the very end when she was talking about "the career of Courtney Stodden." Yeah. Er, "Yeah!" I mean, of course.
Here's some of that great music she's been busy making, too. BEWARE.
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OK, so we officially can't talk about this video until you've watched it. Go ahead, I've got a minute or so to kill and pour a second cup of coffee, let me know when you're done.
...
Alright, done? Good? What's that, you're still wiping the tears of laughter from your eyes and can't see the screen just yet? OK, how about this: ARE YOU DONE YET? DID YOU WATCH THE ENTIRE VIDEO? No, I'm not shouting, I'm just ... never mind. Alright.
Ready? Together, and on the count ...
Y'all know how J. Lo's been rumored to be dating that - ugh - backup dancer, Casper Smart, right? Well it's official. Either these two are doing it with the lights out, or Jenny from the block is just extra-friendly to most of the staff on her tour roster.
These photos are of J. Lo and her new boytoy, Casper, and they depict nothing other than gropey, smoochey, eyelash-batting lunacy that makes me think girlfriend's either lost her mind, or she got sick and tired of sleeping next to a bitter,...
Have you heard about Lincoln? It's a movie about, uh, Lincoln, where Daniel Day-Lewis plays Abraham Lincoln and Academy Award winner Sally Field plays Mary Todd Lincoln. (I feel like the Boniva commercials might undermine her credibility as Mary Todd, but whatever.)
Anyway, the movie is currently shooting in Virginia, where Daniel Day-Lewis recently took his ridiculously accurate facial hair out on a lunch date. Also! According to Variety's Jeff Sneider, "Day-Lewis hasn't broken his Lincoln ...
I remember back when I was in high school, it was, like, a cardinal sin to wear black and brown together. Do you guys remember that? And your purse always, always had to match your shoes? Your belt, too? That was so stupid, wasn't it. The hell we went through to be in fashion during a time that ultimately didn't mean squadoosh. Plus, I always loved the black-on-brown look. I thought it was classy. Not like that time in elementary school that my mom tried to send me to school wearing a pink sweat...
See, now, if I close my eyes for the first few seconds, it's not so bad. But then I hear that awful, whiny "Baby" voice, and I'm brought back to the reality of what's seriously going on. Also, does Mariah Carey just not dance anymore? Is her majesty above having to move on the set of a music video? She's just content to pick up a tibia and toss it behind her every now and again, is that what this is?
Finally, the whole thing just sounds so damned auto-tuned. It's not even real. It's a bad dream, and I'm going to wake up any minute now.
... Any minute now, right? OK? />
See, now, if I close my eyes for the first few seconds, it's not so bad. But then I hear that awful, whiny "Baby" voice, and I'm brought back to the reality of what's seriously going on. Also, does Mariah Carey just not dance anymore? Is her majesty above having to move on the set of a music video? She's just content to pick up a tibia and toss it behind her every now and again, is that what this is?
Finally, the whole thing just sounds so damned auto-tuned. It's not even real. It's a bad dream, and I'm going to wake up any minute now.
... Any minute now, right? OK? ...
Here they are, in no particular order!
Album of the Year
Adele, 21
The Foo Fighters, Wasting Light
Lady Gaga, Born This Way
Bruno Mars, Doo-Wops and Hooligans
Rihanna, Loud
Record of the Year
Adele, “Rolling in the Deep”
Bon Iver, “Holocene”
Bruno Mars, “Grenade”
Mumford & Sons, “The Cave”
Katy Perry, “Firework”
Song of the Year
Kanye West, “All of the Lights”
Mumford & Sons, “The Cave”
Bruno Mars, “Grenade”
Bon Iver, “Holocene”
Adel...
Courtney Love is Lindsay Lohan's sober coach. LOL [The Superficial]
What the hell is wrong with Jessica Simpson's boyfriend's legs? [Lainey Gossip]
Celebrities who admit to regularly getting Botox. [Starpulse]
Pamela Anderson just can't keep her tongue in her mouth. [The Superficial]
Daniel Day-Lewis is an UNBELIEVABLE Abraham Lincoln. [Huff Po]
Ryan Gosling dressed up as a gangster. You're welcome. [INFDaily]
Kim Kardashian says she's not a fraud, but she IS a domestic abuser. [ICYDK]
Kate Gosselin wants to teach you how to live. [CDL]
Diddy is sleeping with Camero...
This is Taio Cruz. I know you know Taio Cruz. He did the best pop song of the decade:
About a year ago, I confessed my love for "Dynamite" in passing, and then back in May, the song won Taio three awards at the Billboard Music Awards. I haven't heard much from good ol' Taio since because I very rarely listen to the radio (don't think that "Break Your Heart" business managed to slip past me though), but to this day, I still treasure "Dynamite" and I still hold it close to my heart. I considered it Taio's one great gift to the world.
BUT WAIT. Then he went and did a cover of Adele's "Someone Like You"? AND IT WAS AMAZING? What is this? How am I supposed to react to this? Like, am I supposed to be crying right now?
Do you guys love this as much as I do, or do you prefer LeAnn's version? />
This is Taio Cruz. I know you know Taio Cruz. He did the best pop song of the decade:
About a year ago, I confessed my love for "Dynamite" in passing, and then back in May, the song won Taio three awards at the Billboard Music Awards. I haven't heard much from good ol' Taio since because I very rarely listen to the radio (don't think that "Break Your Heart" business managed to slip past me though), but to this day, I still treasure "Dynamite" and I still hold it close to my heart. ...
Yes, that Hanson. Those beautiful brothers who starred in the dreams of your awkward, hormonal 12-year-old self. Crooners of such classic hits as "MMMBop" and "I Will Come to You," and many other lovely songs that I still know by heart but refuse to mention because I don't want to seem like more of a nerd than I already do (but you guys do you remember "Lucy"? Ooooh, or "Yearbook," do you remember that one? Can we start talking about old Hanson music, please?).
Anyway, it is that unde...
And why wouldn't she? After all, Courtney Stodden is, among other things, a deeply religious young lady, and as such, she truly understands the meaning of Christmas. She definitely has the holiday spirit about her, and to prove it, I'll show you a few of her famous tweets that explain just how excited she is for the holidays!
Feeling icy & exotic as a snowy white sheer sweater drapes from my sensuous shape while my soul becomes enchanted with the holiday spirit!
Caressing the essence of Christmas with my fl...
Ever wonder what Lady Gaga's nips look like? No? I don't blame you. I didn't either, but since the photo was right in front of my face, I couldn't control my compulsive click-through habit to see what awaited me on the other side.
However, as much as it surprises you, Lady Gaga's nipples do not look anything like Miley Cyrus, unfortunate as that is, so to see the rill dill, you'll have to check in after the jump.
Read More...
Y'all know how J. Lo's been rumored to be dating that - ugh - backup dancer, Casper Smart, right? Well it's official. Either these two are doing it with the lights out, or Jenny from the block is just extra-friendly to most of the staff on her tour roster.
These photos are of J. Lo and her new boytoy, Casper, and they depict nothing other than gropey, smoochey, eyelash-batting lunacy that makes me think girlfriend's either lost her mind, or she got sick and tired of sleeping next to a bitter,...
Have you heard about Lincoln? It's a movie about, uh, Lincoln, where Daniel Day-Lewis plays Abraham Lincoln and Academy Award winner Sally Field plays Mary Todd Lincoln. (I feel like the Boniva commercials might undermine her credibility as Mary Todd, but whatever.)
Anyway, the movie is currently shooting in Virginia, where Daniel Day-Lewis recently took his ridiculously accurate facial hair out on a lunch date. Also! According to Variety's Jeff Sneider, "Day-Lewis hasn't broken his Lincoln ...
I remember back when I was in high school, it was, like, a cardinal sin to wear black and brown together. Do you guys remember that? And your purse always, always had to match your shoes? Your belt, too? That was so stupid, wasn't it. The hell we went through to be in fashion during a time that ultimately didn't mean squadoosh. Plus, I always loved the black-on-brown look. I thought it was classy. Not like that time in elementary school that my mom tried to send me to school wearing a pink sweat...
Here they are, in no particular order!
Album of the Year
Adele, 21
The Foo Fighters, Wasting Light
Lady Gaga, Born This Way
Bruno Mars, Doo-Wops and Hooligans
Rihanna, Loud
Record of the Year
Adele, “Rolling in the Deep”
Bon Iver, “Holocene”
Bruno Mars, “Grenade”
Mumford & Sons, “The Cave”
Katy Perry, “Firework”
Song of the Year
Kanye West, “All of the Lights”
Mumford & Sons, “The Cave”
Bruno Mars, “Grenade”
Bon Iver, “Holocene”
Adel...
Courtney Love is Lindsay Lohan's sober coach. LOL [The Superficial]
What the hell is wrong with Jessica Simpson's boyfriend's legs? [Lainey Gossip]
Celebrities who admit to regularly getting Botox. [Starpulse]
Pamela Anderson just can't keep her tongue in her mouth. [The Superficial]
Daniel Day-Lewis is an UNBELIEVABLE Abraham Lincoln. [Huff Po]
Ryan Gosling dressed up as a gangster. You're welcome. [INFDaily]
Kim Kardashian says she's not a fraud, but she IS a domestic abuser. [ICYDK]
Kate Gosselin wants to teach you how to live. [CDL]
Diddy is sleeping with Camero...
Yes, that Hanson. Those beautiful brothers who starred in the dreams of your awkward, hormonal 12-year-old self. Crooners of such classic hits as "MMMBop" and "I Will Come to You," and many other lovely songs that I still know by heart but refuse to mention because I don't want to seem like more of a nerd than I already do (but you guys do you remember "Lucy"? Ooooh, or "Yearbook," do you remember that one? Can we start talking about old Hanson music, please?).
Anyway, it is that unde...
And why wouldn't she? After all, Courtney Stodden is, among other things, a deeply religious young lady, and as such, she truly understands the meaning of Christmas. She definitely has the holiday spirit about her, and to prove it, I'll show you a few of her famous tweets that explain just how excited she is for the holidays!
Feeling icy & exotic as a snowy white sheer sweater drapes from my sensuous shape while my soul becomes enchanted with the holiday spirit!
Caressing the essence of Christmas with my fl...