I don't have a whole lot to say about this post, because it kind of speaks for itself. Olivia Munn did a shoot and interview about how nerdy she is for men's magazine, FHM. That's really kind of the extent of it.
Also, I realize that some people are gonna say, "Waaaah, blah blah blah you're just jealous of Olivia Munn because she's SO HOT and SEXY NERD WHATEVER," but guys? I can assure you: I am not jealous of ... LOL ... Olivia Munn. Eva Mendes, yes. Rachel McAdams? Oh my God, absolutely. Whatever random vapidy-vapid that happens to be dating Adri...
Your choices are as follows:
-Jessica Simpson (who, ahem, is probably my personal favorite). Though it hasn't been confirmed how far along she is, I'd guess she's about six months pregnant:
-Hilary Duff. I'm going to guess she's probably about four months along. Girlfriend here has a way to go before she pops, if you know what I mean (and if you don't, well ... OK):
-Beyonce. It's debatable as to whether this woman actually is pregnant or not, but for the sake of fun, I'm willing...
"I don't even want to tell people, 'It gets better.' I want to just go, 'It's over in four years.' It's, literally, the day after you graduate, you could run into people you went to high school with and you will literally both go, 'What the f---k was that all about? Jesus Christ, I'm sorry, man.' It literally ends like that, if you let it. Because you know what everyone is in high school, whether you're gay or straight or male or female, you know what you are? You're a f---king high schooler!...
So this one time, Tom Cruise was the guest of honor on a cruise ship for Scientologists, and it was his birthday, and he jumped up to sing "Old Time Rock and Roll," and his performance was in turns kind of cute and really painful. (Lainey gets it right when she calls Tom Cruise a total "dad" and a "middle-aged dork.")
The 2004 video is going viral today, but I knew it looked familiar---and sure enough, it is just one clip from what must be a "Tom's Birthday Party" DVD.
These days, Tom Cruise is doing the promotional rounds for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, and I gotta admit, as cuckoo as the man is, he's still a hottie. He looks a little like 1990s Mark Harmon. />
So this one time, Tom Cruise was the guest of honor on a cruise ship for Scientologists, and it was his birthday, and he jumped up to sing "Old Time Rock and Roll," and his performance was in turns kind of cute and really painful. (Lainey gets it right when she calls Tom Cruise a total "dad" and a "middle-aged dork.")
The 2004 video is going viral today, but I knew it looked familiar---and sure enough, it is just one clip from what must be a "Tom's Birthday Party" DVD.
These days, Tom Cru...
"I had to sing 'Call Me Irresponsible' in front of 20 million people, and the first thing I saw when I got on stage was Simon. I sang about four lines and he looked at me and did this [he rolls his eyes] and that was it, I was done. It killed me. My confidence dropped. Maybe Cheryl Cole gets a little quiet and more demure when she loses her confidence. But I become aloof. I get the attitude of, 'Oh really? Well, f*ck you. You don't like me? Then go f*ck yourself. I'm just gonna do whatever'."
Th...
See that, up there? That's the best piece of publicity that the Kardashian family's gotten in the last thirty days. In case you didn't recognize her without all of the makeup and glitz, that's Khloe Kardashian on her way to the gym, and I think it's positively refreshing to see that she hits the gym without a full-on Kabuki mask, like other celebrities are prone to.
Another thing I don't understand? Those who go to the beach wearing makeup and jewelry. Last I checked, going to the beach for ...
Jessica Simpson's massive boobs. [The Superficial]
And now they want everyone to believe that they're a happy family, too. [Lainey Gossip]
Kris Humphries thought his marriage would be a real one. [Bossip]
TNT's new Dallas series: suck or not so bad? [Starpulse]
Ryan Gosling plans to settle down with Eva Mendes, says she's The One. [Cele|bitchy]
Details on the next (yes, next) Indiana Jones. [Huff Po]
Katy Perry's giving tattoos. [The Frisky]
Amber Rose's lesbian scene. [Bo...
Oh, girl. We've been though so much, haven't we, Britney? It's been a hell of a ride these past few years, but today, on your 30th birthday, I think we're in a good place. You're getting things together, you're getting your career back on track, and we're very, very proud of you! Keep up the good work, sister!
Browse through the gallery to see photos of Britney from today all the way back through 1998, and be sure to wish Brit Brit a happy birthday, or at least have a listen to your favorite Britney song in her honor!
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I consider myself to be a pretty easygoing person. I can see the bright side in almost anything, and I try not to let things that bother me affect me too much. However there are some exceptions:
1. Lea Michele is the most annoying girl in Hollywood and she always manages to get under my skin.
2. You don't make fun of Jessica Simpson. You can tease, but it always comes from a loving place. There is no excuse for being mean to Jessica Simpson.
3. David Bowie is sacred and he is not ...
A couple weeks back, we showed you the teaser for Lady Gaga's latest music video, "Marry the Night." A couple days back, I shared an interview Gaga did in which she called the video "autobiographical" and claimed she was "getting ready to relive the worst day of my life." And now, we present to you the full 14 minutes of Gaga madness!
The video is autoplay, so it's after the jump, but trust me, Lady Gaga directed this mess, it's definitely worth a watch.
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Oh, these two crazy kidders.
Remember earlier this last month when Carrie Fisher took William Shatner to task for a YouTube video he'd made? (Anyway, here it is again, and in it, Fisher presents a compelling argument that Star Wars was better than "Star Trek.")
But now! William Shatner has struck back! In his response video, he teases Fisher for her recent weight loss. Then he argues that Star Wars only got by on its special effects, while "Star Trek" is more "hopeful." Hmm!
The video is almost completely adorable, except for when Shatner insinuates that Fisher's boobs are saggy, which is kind of a low (pun hardly intended!) blow. Still, Fisher's last video was sorta asking for it.
Well? Who is winning this celebrity feud so far? (I love Fisher, but my money is all over Shatner.)
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Oh, these two crazy kidders.
Remember earlier this last month when Carrie Fisher took William Shatner to task for a YouTube video he'd made? (Anyway, here it is again, and in it, Fisher presents a compelling argument that Star Wars was better than "Star Trek.")
But now! William Shatner has struck back! In his response video, he teases Fisher for her recent weight loss. Then he argues that Star Wars only got by on its special effects, while "Star Trek" is more "hopeful." Hmm!
The video is almost completely adorable, except for when Sh...
I don't have a whole lot to say about this post, because it kind of speaks for itself. Olivia Munn did a shoot and interview about how nerdy she is for men's magazine, FHM. That's really kind of the extent of it.
Also, I realize that some people are gonna say, "Waaaah, blah blah blah you're just jealous of Olivia Munn because she's SO HOT and SEXY NERD WHATEVER," but guys? I can assure you: I am not jealous of ... LOL ... Olivia Munn. Eva Mendes, yes. Rachel McAdams? Oh my God, absolutely. Whatever random vapidy-vapid that happens to be dating Adri...
Your choices are as follows:
-Jessica Simpson (who, ahem, is probably my personal favorite). Though it hasn't been confirmed how far along she is, I'd guess she's about six months pregnant:
-Hilary Duff. I'm going to guess she's probably about four months along. Girlfriend here has a way to go before she pops, if you know what I mean (and if you don't, well ... OK):
-Beyonce. It's debatable as to whether this woman actually is pregnant or not, but for the sake of fun, I'm willing...
"I don't even want to tell people, 'It gets better.' I want to just go, 'It's over in four years.' It's, literally, the day after you graduate, you could run into people you went to high school with and you will literally both go, 'What the f---k was that all about? Jesus Christ, I'm sorry, man.' It literally ends like that, if you let it. Because you know what everyone is in high school, whether you're gay or straight or male or female, you know what you are? You're a f---king high schooler!...
"I had to sing 'Call Me Irresponsible' in front of 20 million people, and the first thing I saw when I got on stage was Simon. I sang about four lines and he looked at me and did this [he rolls his eyes] and that was it, I was done. It killed me. My confidence dropped. Maybe Cheryl Cole gets a little quiet and more demure when she loses her confidence. But I become aloof. I get the attitude of, 'Oh really? Well, f*ck you. You don't like me? Then go f*ck yourself. I'm just gonna do whatever'."
Th...
See that, up there? That's the best piece of publicity that the Kardashian family's gotten in the last thirty days. In case you didn't recognize her without all of the makeup and glitz, that's Khloe Kardashian on her way to the gym, and I think it's positively refreshing to see that she hits the gym without a full-on Kabuki mask, like other celebrities are prone to.
Another thing I don't understand? Those who go to the beach wearing makeup and jewelry. Last I checked, going to the beach for ...
Jessica Simpson's massive boobs. [The Superficial]
And now they want everyone to believe that they're a happy family, too. [Lainey Gossip]
Kris Humphries thought his marriage would be a real one. [Bossip]
TNT's new Dallas series: suck or not so bad? [Starpulse]
Ryan Gosling plans to settle down with Eva Mendes, says she's The One. [Cele|bitchy]
Details on the next (yes, next) Indiana Jones. [Huff Po]
Katy Perry's giving tattoos. [The Frisky]
Amber Rose's lesbian scene. [Bo...
Oh, girl. We've been though so much, haven't we, Britney? It's been a hell of a ride these past few years, but today, on your 30th birthday, I think we're in a good place. You're getting things together, you're getting your career back on track, and we're very, very proud of you! Keep up the good work, sister!
Browse through the gallery to see photos of Britney from today all the way back through 1998, and be sure to wish Brit Brit a happy birthday, or at least have a listen to your favorite Britney song in her honor!
[gallery columns="6"]...
I consider myself to be a pretty easygoing person. I can see the bright side in almost anything, and I try not to let things that bother me affect me too much. However there are some exceptions:
1. Lea Michele is the most annoying girl in Hollywood and she always manages to get under my skin.
2. You don't make fun of Jessica Simpson. You can tease, but it always comes from a loving place. There is no excuse for being mean to Jessica Simpson.
3. David Bowie is sacred and he is not ...
A couple weeks back, we showed you the teaser for Lady Gaga's latest music video, "Marry the Night." A couple days back, I shared an interview Gaga did in which she called the video "autobiographical" and claimed she was "getting ready to relive the worst day of my life." And now, we present to you the full 14 minutes of Gaga madness!
The video is autoplay, so it's after the jump, but trust me, Lady Gaga directed this mess, it's definitely worth a watch.
Read More...