Jennifer Love Hewitt in a blanket. [The Superficial]
Scarlett Johansson says that marrying Ryan Reynolds was the best thing she ever did. I guess she's going to die now or something. [Bitten and Bound]
Angelina Jolie steals things, but you already knew that. [Starpulse]
More details about the chick that Robert Pattinson may be boning behind Kristen Stewart's back. [The Superficial]
Rihanna is on the weed. [Bossip]
Jesse James is DEFINITELY still a pig. [Socialite Life]
Kirste...
OK, does someone wanna explain to me just what the hell this is? Is it a horror movie? A film about government conspiracy? A skin flick set in the Evil Dead cabin? And in any case, hasn't it kind of been done to death, what with all of the OTHER set-in-a-cabin-in-the-woods movies that have come out over the past five years?
From IMDB:
A group of friends at a cabin retreat scratch the surface of something so massive and horrific that they can only begin to fathom it as time quickly runs out.
Yeah. I guess it has been done to death, now, hasn't it? The only different here is that Miley Cyrus's stupid boyfriend's brother is in it, so it's going to attract all of the teenyboppers and open the newest generation up to a world of stupid, don't-make-'em-like-they-used-to horror movies. WTG, guys. />
OK, does someone wanna explain to me just what the hell this is? Is it a horror movie? A film about government conspiracy? A skin flick set in the Evil Dead cabin? And in any case, hasn't it kind of been done to death, what with all of the OTHER set-in-a-cabin-in-the-woods movies that have come out over the past five years?
From IMDB:
A group of friends at a cabin retreat scratch the surface of something so massive and horrific that they can only begin to fathom it as time quickly runs ...
I don't know how you guys feel, but whenever I see Blake Lively, I just kind of roll my eyes and shake my head (unless she's naked). The girl is so desperate for more fame. It doesn't matter who it is - if they've had three more minutes of fame than she has had with her Big Deal Gossip Girl contract, she's latched onto them like the leeches that stuck to my ass one fine summer day at the crick when I was sliding down slimy rocks and into eight inches of rock- and twig-ridden waters.
These photos are from a recent vacation wherein Ryan Reynolds thought it'd finally be OK to air out Leona...
Is it me, or is Christina constantly photographed either wearing ugly, ill-fitting dresses or those worn-out black leggings? I mean, did she spend all of her record royalty money on booze, pancake makeup, and Wet 'n Wild Robust Red lipstick or something that she can't afford to buy anything aside from basic black leggings and bad hats that completely obscure her face? Is that really where we've ended up going with this woman?
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"Fans gather at the airport in orde...
Khloe Kardashian eats sunglasses. [The Superficial]
Woman says Herman Cain was a lousy lay. [The Frisky]
And Kim Kardashian's trying to bribe her sisters into liking her. [TMZ]
American Country Awards: the fashion. [Starpulse]
But why is Angelina Jolie schmoozing Brad Pitt's mom? [Lainey Gossip]
Rosie O'Donnell's engaged (again)! [LA Times]
Even Bradley Cooper thinks Ryan Gosling should have been "Sexiest Man Alive." [Socialite Life]
What the f*ck did Nicki Minaj do to her face? [Yeeeah]
Jesse James calls Sandra Bullock "some actress." [Amy Grindhouse]
Porn...
It's not that I'm interested in seeing the movie (hell no!), I'm actually rather more intrigued by how creepy and lecherous Ashton Kutcher is being with Lea Michele in the post's accompanying photos. That's what's got me curious. Well, that and the fact that Lea Michele is so obviously desperate to snag herself an A-lister boyfriend. You can almost see the words, "F*ck me! Just once!" written all over her face. And you know what? I can respect that about her.
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Oh heavens. What ... what is happening to me? Can it be? Can I truly be looking at a photo of Lea Michele without wanting to set my computer on fire? Can I truly think that Lea Michele actually looks good here?
I suppose so, friends. Because I scanned this photo of Lea Michele at the New Year's Eve premiere, and believe me, I looked hard, and I couldn't find anything wrong with the way she dressed herself or her makeup or anything, which, yes, is extremely remarkable. I, Emily Trainham, could not find one bad word to say about Lea Michele here.
I feel like I'...
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When some people from TMZ asked Chevy Chase to name the funniest four people from all of Saturday Night Live, it took him some time, but he answered with Gilda Radner, Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, and Bill Murray. And I'm sorry, but no.
I never was a huge fan of the early episodes of SNL. Maybe I was too young when I watched them to get it, maybe I grew up with a different cast and that taints my view, but I've never understood it wh...
Remember last week when we showed you guys some photos of Khloe Kardashian going to the gym without makeup? Sarah called it "positively refreshing," and I definitely agree. Time and time again, Khloe has proven herself to be, well, kind of a better person than most of those in her family. But, as always, people are going to trash talk, and when they started calling names and poking fun at Khloe in those pictures, she had some pretty good things to say in response:
Some people are so stressed tr...
Here's a photo of Blake Lively. Can you find her in the crowd? Oh, I'll just tell you: she's the one in the gigantic coat and the Incognito Hat. Man! I never realized you could cover that much of your face with your own hair. I've gotta learn that trick.
According to Us, Ryan Reynolds walked Blake to the van that took her to the Boston train station. And there she is now, hoping to God nobody recognizes her. How chivalrous, Ryan Reynolds!
Gee, I wonder why these two are being so surrept...
1) This is what her singing voice actually sounds like.
2) As a preteen, she was kind of an ugly duckling.
3) Kesha Sebert scored a 1500 (out of 1600, you young kids) on her SATs, and a 140 on an IQ test---which technically makes her a genius.
4) She elected to get a GED and pursue a music career rather than attend college.
5) As of November 2010, she still lived in her mother's basement.
6) Her first TV appearance was on The Simple Life. In that episode, Kesha, Paris Hilton, and Nicole Richie...
Jennifer Love Hewitt in a blanket. [The Superficial]
Scarlett Johansson says that marrying Ryan Reynolds was the best thing she ever did. I guess she's going to die now or something. [Bitten and Bound]
Angelina Jolie steals things, but you already knew that. [Starpulse]
More details about the chick that Robert Pattinson may be boning behind Kristen Stewart's back. [The Superficial]
Rihanna is on the weed. [Bossip]
Jesse James is DEFINITELY still a pig. [Socialite Life]
Kirste...
I don't know how you guys feel, but whenever I see Blake Lively, I just kind of roll my eyes and shake my head (unless she's naked). The girl is so desperate for more fame. It doesn't matter who it is - if they've had three more minutes of fame than she has had with her Big Deal Gossip Girl contract, she's latched onto them like the leeches that stuck to my ass one fine summer day at the crick when I was sliding down slimy rocks and into eight inches of rock- and twig-ridden waters.
These photos are from a recent vacation wherein Ryan Reynolds thought it'd finally be OK to air out Leona...
Is it me, or is Christina constantly photographed either wearing ugly, ill-fitting dresses or those worn-out black leggings? I mean, did she spend all of her record royalty money on booze, pancake makeup, and Wet 'n Wild Robust Red lipstick or something that she can't afford to buy anything aside from basic black leggings and bad hats that completely obscure her face? Is that really where we've ended up going with this woman?
[gallery]...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Kiefer Sutherland photo: Jak (two weeks in a row!)
"Fans gather at the airport in orde...
Khloe Kardashian eats sunglasses. [The Superficial]
Woman says Herman Cain was a lousy lay. [The Frisky]
And Kim Kardashian's trying to bribe her sisters into liking her. [TMZ]
American Country Awards: the fashion. [Starpulse]
But why is Angelina Jolie schmoozing Brad Pitt's mom? [Lainey Gossip]
Rosie O'Donnell's engaged (again)! [LA Times]
Even Bradley Cooper thinks Ryan Gosling should have been "Sexiest Man Alive." [Socialite Life]
What the f*ck did Nicki Minaj do to her face? [Yeeeah]
Jesse James calls Sandra Bullock "some actress." [Amy Grindhouse]
Porn...
It's not that I'm interested in seeing the movie (hell no!), I'm actually rather more intrigued by how creepy and lecherous Ashton Kutcher is being with Lea Michele in the post's accompanying photos. That's what's got me curious. Well, that and the fact that Lea Michele is so obviously desperate to snag herself an A-lister boyfriend. You can almost see the words, "F*ck me! Just once!" written all over her face. And you know what? I can respect that about her.
[gallery columns="6"]...
Oh heavens. What ... what is happening to me? Can it be? Can I truly be looking at a photo of Lea Michele without wanting to set my computer on fire? Can I truly think that Lea Michele actually looks good here?
I suppose so, friends. Because I scanned this photo of Lea Michele at the New Year's Eve premiere, and believe me, I looked hard, and I couldn't find anything wrong with the way she dressed herself or her makeup or anything, which, yes, is extremely remarkable. I, Emily Trainham, could not find one bad word to say about Lea Michele here.
I feel like I'...
video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player
When some people from TMZ asked Chevy Chase to name the funniest four people from all of Saturday Night Live, it took him some time, but he answered with Gilda Radner, Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, and Bill Murray. And I'm sorry, but no.
I never was a huge fan of the early episodes of SNL. Maybe I was too young when I watched them to get it, maybe I grew up with a different cast and that taints my view, but I've never understood it wh...
Remember last week when we showed you guys some photos of Khloe Kardashian going to the gym without makeup? Sarah called it "positively refreshing," and I definitely agree. Time and time again, Khloe has proven herself to be, well, kind of a better person than most of those in her family. But, as always, people are going to trash talk, and when they started calling names and poking fun at Khloe in those pictures, she had some pretty good things to say in response:
Some people are so stressed tr...
Here's a photo of Blake Lively. Can you find her in the crowd? Oh, I'll just tell you: she's the one in the gigantic coat and the Incognito Hat. Man! I never realized you could cover that much of your face with your own hair. I've gotta learn that trick.
According to Us, Ryan Reynolds walked Blake to the van that took her to the Boston train station. And there she is now, hoping to God nobody recognizes her. How chivalrous, Ryan Reynolds!
Gee, I wonder why these two are being so surrept...
1) This is what her singing voice actually sounds like.
2) As a preteen, she was kind of an ugly duckling.
3) Kesha Sebert scored a 1500 (out of 1600, you young kids) on her SATs, and a 140 on an IQ test---which technically makes her a genius.
4) She elected to get a GED and pursue a music career rather than attend college.
5) As of November 2010, she still lived in her mother's basement.
6) Her first TV appearance was on The Simple Life. In that episode, Kesha, Paris Hilton, and Nicole Richie...