Of course, that'd be Adele. Were you expecting someone else - someone like Courtney Stodden perhaps? I hear that Courtney Stodden fills her, um, appearance riders with things like life-sized sparkly stuffed ponies, strawberry-flavored edible undies, Bubble Yum, glow-in-the-dark body paint, and blacklight posters. Adele's concert riders, however, are much more refreshing, and I mean that both figuratively and literally - girlfriend likes her water.
Some of the items on Adele's "registry" inclu...
Or in Lindsay's case, new lips.
And aren't they just amazing? Are they in honor of her recent Playboy shoot, which is confirmed to be a full-frontal and complete back view, too? They supposed to match her labia or something (can I say "labia"? Is that considered an OK word)? Because if that's the case, I think she should have gone with a flat grey instead of bright, healthy pink. We all know what's going on down there, let's not pretend it's something that it isn't, alright?
[gallery]...
I wonder who Kristen Wiig is dating these days, you have absolutely never asked yourself.
But the answer to this non-question sure is titillating! Why, the SNL ham was spotted with none other than Fabrizio Moretti at a Black Keys afterparty two nights ago. I'm sorry, did I say "spotted with" Moretti? I meant "on." She was spotted on Fabrizio Moretti.
According to the New York Post's source, "They were literally on top of each other." On top of each other! Literally! My word! Gracious! (A...
The very best of Lindsay Lohan's wardrobe malfunctions over the years. [Celebslam]
Guess who's having a boy! [Lainey Gossip]
Tom Cruise paid actors to pretend they're fans. [The Superficial]
... And Beyonce's paying people to say she's really pregnant. [Bossip]
Audrina Patridge is still using her boobs to distract you from her face. [Starpulse]
Gene Simmons says Madonna lip syncs, isn't right for the Super Bowl. [TMZ]
Karina Smirnoff's back on the market, guys. [The Blemish]
The Glee men get hot. [theBERRY]
What "celebrity" is headed to jail? [Huff Po]
Ryan Reyn...
I think a better question would be who isn't buying the Kardashian nail polish! With color names like "Sealed with a Kris," "Kim-pletely in Love," "Khloe Had a Little Lam-Lam," and "Listen to Your Momager," these nail polishes will practically sell themselves.
Even more good news: all the Kardashian ladies - Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kris, Kendall, and Kylie - are all in on the deal. The deal which earned these lovely women $600,000 up front to be split evenly between them. And yes, that...
"I was just thinking about my funeral and stuff a couple days ago and thinking who would be at the funeral. People who I want to be in the funeral. I wanna have world leaders that were, like, affected, that said, you know, 'Kanye gave me my shot here.' Or 'he pushed me,' or 'he told me to believe in myself,' or 'when I saw this, it made me feel like that.' I wanna affect people like that when I, like, pass away."
- Kanye West the greatest orator of our generation, discusses the grandiose pl...
I know, I'm just as stunned as you are. Everybody knows that Katherine Heigl can be kind of a bitch. Even Katherine herself knows that. But in this here interview, as Katherine addresses the issue ... is it just me, or does she seem darn near endearing?
From Elle via Celebitchy:
On pills: “I take a stress relief formula from Whole Foods. I call them my happy pills. Yeah, it helps me. In fact, I should’ve taken one today. I’ve done it to myself. I’ve created a chaotic life, and then I get on edge because of it… maybe I should take Xana...
I know, I know, it's been weeks since People magazine named Bradley Cooper the "sexiest man alive," and likewise, it's been weeks since everyone, myself included, threw a fit that Ryan Gosling didn't receive that title. And believe me, if I could, I would just bury that under the rug. I would just chalk the whole thing up to another one of life's many injustices, and I wouldn't have given it another thought.
But Bradley Cooper just said that Ryan Gosling deserved it, and really, am I sup...
Oh, good grief.
I admit I haven't seen the newest Muppets movie, so I can't say for sure whether I think the Muppets themselves are a bunch of anti-capitalist pinko Commies. But apparently, the movie's central villain---an oil baron---is someone called "Tex Richman." Which is a great name for a villainous oil baron! That's cute! C'mon!
And anyway, there's a longstanding legacy of the villain being some devious business magnate. Maybe the villain is obsessed with taking over a building; maybe he's trying to forge his name onto a document so he can secure the town's water rights. That's just good, clean melodrama! There is nothing more American than melodrama, after all.
But Dan Gainor of watchdog group Media Research Center has a different take:
This is what they're teaching our kids. You wonder why we've got a bunch of Occupy Wall Street people walking around all around the country---they've been indoctrinated, literally, for years by this kind of stuff. Whether it was Captain Planet or Nickelodeon's Big Green Help, or The Day After Tomorrow, the Al Gore-influenced movie, all of that is what they're teaching, is that corporations is bad, the oil industry is bad, and ultimately what they're telling kids is what they told you in the movie The Matrix: that mankind is a virus on poor old mother Earth.
Now, I realize the issue of climate change is kind of a touchy subject at Thanksgiving dinner, but I'm startled anyway. Is Mr. Gainor, uh, pro-pollution? Why is he so upset by Big Green Help? "Oooh, I just hate recycling!"
Let's get real, FOX Business: was it a slow news cycle? (Or do these talking heads actually have a point? String me up in the comments!) />
Oh, good grief.
I admit I haven't seen the newest Muppets movie, so I can't say for sure whether I think the Muppets themselves are a bunch of anti-capitalist pinko Commies. But apparently, the movie's central villain---an oil baron---is someone called "Tex Richman." Which is a great name for a villainous oil baron! That's cute! C'mon!
And anyway, there's a longstanding legacy of the villain being some devious business magnate. Maybe the villain is obsessed with taking over a building; mayb...
You guys! This is happening on Twitter right now.
Alec Baldwin just tweeted:
Flight attendant on American reamed me out 4 playing WORDS W FRIENDS while we sat at the gate, not moving. #nowonderamericaairisbankrupt
Apart from the full-body shudder I felt at the words "reamed me out," ha! I love that Alec Baldwin is mad about this. (That last hashtag, by the way, alludes to American Airlines' bankruptcy.)
Anyway, the story doesn't stop there. Baldwin tweeted a few more times---that 30 Rock plays infl...
This is what Jenni - AKA Jersey Shore's J Woww - had to say about her recent shoot with Maxim:
"I cried when I found out. I was jumping up and down and totally bugging out. This is probably my highest accomplishment."
Hehe, right? Whatever. She is mildly hot. She is. She's sort of attractive in that dirty, fake, swear-word-saying-in-public-places kind of way, and you'd never actually take her home to mom (or to your friends ... or even your acquaintances), but UGH. This photo shoot does gir...
Of course, that'd be Adele. Were you expecting someone else - someone like Courtney Stodden perhaps? I hear that Courtney Stodden fills her, um, appearance riders with things like life-sized sparkly stuffed ponies, strawberry-flavored edible undies, Bubble Yum, glow-in-the-dark body paint, and blacklight posters. Adele's concert riders, however, are much more refreshing, and I mean that both figuratively and literally - girlfriend likes her water.
Some of the items on Adele's "registry" inclu...
Or in Lindsay's case, new lips.
And aren't they just amazing? Are they in honor of her recent Playboy shoot, which is confirmed to be a full-frontal and complete back view, too? They supposed to match her labia or something (can I say "labia"? Is that considered an OK word)? Because if that's the case, I think she should have gone with a flat grey instead of bright, healthy pink. We all know what's going on down there, let's not pretend it's something that it isn't, alright?
[gallery]...
I wonder who Kristen Wiig is dating these days, you have absolutely never asked yourself.
But the answer to this non-question sure is titillating! Why, the SNL ham was spotted with none other than Fabrizio Moretti at a Black Keys afterparty two nights ago. I'm sorry, did I say "spotted with" Moretti? I meant "on." She was spotted on Fabrizio Moretti.
According to the New York Post's source, "They were literally on top of each other." On top of each other! Literally! My word! Gracious! (A...
The very best of Lindsay Lohan's wardrobe malfunctions over the years. [Celebslam]
Guess who's having a boy! [Lainey Gossip]
Tom Cruise paid actors to pretend they're fans. [The Superficial]
... And Beyonce's paying people to say she's really pregnant. [Bossip]
Audrina Patridge is still using her boobs to distract you from her face. [Starpulse]
Gene Simmons says Madonna lip syncs, isn't right for the Super Bowl. [TMZ]
Karina Smirnoff's back on the market, guys. [The Blemish]
The Glee men get hot. [theBERRY]
What "celebrity" is headed to jail? [Huff Po]
Ryan Reyn...
I think a better question would be who isn't buying the Kardashian nail polish! With color names like "Sealed with a Kris," "Kim-pletely in Love," "Khloe Had a Little Lam-Lam," and "Listen to Your Momager," these nail polishes will practically sell themselves.
Even more good news: all the Kardashian ladies - Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kris, Kendall, and Kylie - are all in on the deal. The deal which earned these lovely women $600,000 up front to be split evenly between them. And yes, that...
"I was just thinking about my funeral and stuff a couple days ago and thinking who would be at the funeral. People who I want to be in the funeral. I wanna have world leaders that were, like, affected, that said, you know, 'Kanye gave me my shot here.' Or 'he pushed me,' or 'he told me to believe in myself,' or 'when I saw this, it made me feel like that.' I wanna affect people like that when I, like, pass away."
- Kanye West the greatest orator of our generation, discusses the grandiose pl...
I know, I'm just as stunned as you are. Everybody knows that Katherine Heigl can be kind of a bitch. Even Katherine herself knows that. But in this here interview, as Katherine addresses the issue ... is it just me, or does she seem darn near endearing?
From Elle via Celebitchy:
On pills: “I take a stress relief formula from Whole Foods. I call them my happy pills. Yeah, it helps me. In fact, I should’ve taken one today. I’ve done it to myself. I’ve created a chaotic life, and then I get on edge because of it… maybe I should take Xana...
I know, I know, it's been weeks since People magazine named Bradley Cooper the "sexiest man alive," and likewise, it's been weeks since everyone, myself included, threw a fit that Ryan Gosling didn't receive that title. And believe me, if I could, I would just bury that under the rug. I would just chalk the whole thing up to another one of life's many injustices, and I wouldn't have given it another thought.
But Bradley Cooper just said that Ryan Gosling deserved it, and really, am I sup...
You guys! This is happening on Twitter right now.
Alec Baldwin just tweeted:
Flight attendant on American reamed me out 4 playing WORDS W FRIENDS while we sat at the gate, not moving. #nowonderamericaairisbankrupt
Apart from the full-body shudder I felt at the words "reamed me out," ha! I love that Alec Baldwin is mad about this. (That last hashtag, by the way, alludes to American Airlines' bankruptcy.)
Anyway, the story doesn't stop there. Baldwin tweeted a few more times---that 30 Rock plays infl...
This is what Jenni - AKA Jersey Shore's J Woww - had to say about her recent shoot with Maxim:
"I cried when I found out. I was jumping up and down and totally bugging out. This is probably my highest accomplishment."
Hehe, right? Whatever. She is mildly hot. She is. She's sort of attractive in that dirty, fake, swear-word-saying-in-public-places kind of way, and you'd never actually take her home to mom (or to your friends ... or even your acquaintances), but UGH. This photo shoot does gir...