Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Wait, Is This Illegal?

photo of black and white scout willis assless chaps pictures photos Oh, no, sorry, this one's 20 years old. My bad. But really, the only one I don't confuse in the Willis/Moore daughtership is Rumer, because she looks way different than the other two. It's Talullah and Scout that I mix up, and this is Scout. (Talullah is the underage one, the one that's going to go buckwild at any second.) I'm wondering if this is retaliation for Ashton Kutcher effing up their tight little singing duo family unit. In any case, I'm not a fan of the look. She reminds me of this hot mess of a girl that I...

Morning Wood

photo of ryan reynolds pictures photos pics Courtney Stodden wants to stop bullying one bully at a time. [The Superficial] Rachel McAdams 2012: WHAT?! [Lainey Gossip] So, I'm hearing Kate Middleton's pregnant. [The Superficial] Olivia Wilde stole one of the Olsen twins' boyfriends. [Starpulse] Angelina does Marie Claire's January '12 issue. [ICYDK] What weight loss did to Kirstie Alley's face. [INFDaily] The Kardashians: apparently, they've only just begun. [Huff Po] The X-Factor live recap. [CDL] Shakira lopped a...

Blind Item: The Kardashian Paternity Drama

A photo of Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, and Kourtney Kardashian This is a really interesting but really sad blind item. The rest of the internet and I aren't really accepting any guesses for this other than the Kardashians, so why don't we go ahead and review the item and then talk about our feelings, all right? While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, bu...

Aww, Jennifer Lopez’s Mom Stopped Talking to Her Over Her Little Boyfriend!

A photo of jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart But ... look at how in love these kids are! Look at 42-year-old Jennifer Lopez's face as her 24-year-old backup dancer/lover gently cradles her close! How could J. Lo's mom not just respect and adore that so much? From Star via Celebitchy: A source close to the singer… tells Star that Guadalupe is “devastated” over Jen dating such a young man so soon after her split from Marc – and she’s cut off contact with her A-list daughter! “Guadalupe has become very upset with what she sa...

Dianna Agron from Glee Is Absolutely Delightful

A photo of Dianna Agron I think I've made it pretty clear that whatever love I had for Glee is dead. It's dead, and Lea Michele is the one who murdered it. But, for once, this isn't about Lea. This is about one of the very few things I still cherish from the show: Dianna Agron. Seriously, how cute is this girl? Look at her Twiggy getup and that sass, and oh, that face! And in case you weren't aware, she's got a pretty adorable personality as well: On her new website, You and Me and Charlie: "It's mainly arts-b...

Lindsay Lohan Was in Love with Heath Ledger, Wrote About It in Her Diary

A photo of Lindsay Lohan I just don't know about Lindsay anymore, you guys. At this point, if anyone in the world told me anything at all about her, I would believe it. Lindsay Lohan is crushing and snorting moon rocks? Sure. Lindsay Lohan bathes in blood from the morgue to keep her skin looking youthful? Well, she might want to try something else. Lindsay Lohan kept a diary in which she admitted that Heath Ledger was the love of her life? Oh, Lindsay: “Today Heath died,” Lindsay wrote with a pink pen on January 22, 2008. “I’m in love with him…. He was the love of my life. He taught me so ...

FIRST LOOK: Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Cover

photo of lindsay lohan playboy photo shoot 2012 pictures photos pics From the New York Post: Lindsay Lohan will unveil her highly anticipated Playboy spread during an interview on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," her rep told NewsCore Tuesday. In her first television interview since she served jail time for violating her probation, Lohan, 25, will chat with DeGeneres on Dec. 15 to promote her pictorial in the January/February issue of the men's magazine. The issue will go on sale in late December. "The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and wi...

Lea Michele is Gushing Over Ashton Kutcher. GUSHING.

photo of lea michele and ashton kutcher pictures photos new years eve premiere dating pics In an appropriately-timed new interview release, Lea Michele talks to NY Mag about being cast opposite Ashton Kutcher in their upcoming flick, New Year's Day, and it's as cheesetastic and self-praising as you can possibly imagine. Here's the best of the quotes! Lea Michele's initial reaction to being cast with THE, LIKE, HOTTEST GUY EVER, Ashton: "You know, this guy's like, the hottest guy, and then when they called and said that Ashton was doing it [the role], I was really freaked out. I thought I sho...

Quotables: Paris Hilton is a Gift from God

photo of paris hilton stds crab picking her crotch pics photo pic “One of the reasons God makes celebrities or other people is to give back, and to be able to use it in a positive way.” And by "give back," she means that God came down from his gilded throne earlier this year and revealed her true purpose on Earth: to wipe out the influx of her new, fellow reality television stars by spreading fatal STDs amongst those to the likes of The Situation, Farrah Abraham, and Brandi Glanville. Give that back, girl. Everything finally makes sense now. ...

The Year in Review: Kelly Rowland’s Mole

Photos: Kelly Rowland's Migrating Mole, brought to you by Claire Cisotti of the Daily Mail How did I not know that Kelly Rowland is a judge on the British version of The X Factor? This information totally slipped under my radar. I'm sorry, you guys. I'm a failure. (I did know about her one-woman Destiny's Child medley, though! She performed it last week. She was not wearing pants.) Anyway, the Daily Mail has finally published its best-researched, most hard-hitting pictorial to date: on television, from week to week, Kelly Rowland's "mole" has been, uh, relocating itself. It also ...

Afternoon Delight

photo of marc anthony hot pictures photos pics Kim Kardashian's "media lockdown" is over. Get ready for it. [The Superficial] George Clooney's girlfriend wants a baby. [Lainey Gossip] Kristen Stewart is Hollywood's Most Profitable Star. [Starpulse] Pinup penises. [Socialite Life] Remember Blake Lively's nudes? I DO. [Lainey Gossip] Jerry Sandusky was arrested again - on separate abuse charges. [TMZ] Jeri Ryan talks to Jimmy Kimmel about removing a man's testicles. [SeriouslyOMG] The all-too-common sex mistakes that men...

Courtney Stodden Wore the Prom Dress She Never Got to Use!

photo of courtney stodden and doug hutchison pictures photos Ugh, her husband's such a schlub, right? Girlfriend here looks just so classy and classic and clean and her man shows up wearing a grungy t-shirt, beanie hat, and leather jacket. She must be so embarrassed. My Christmas wish this year would be that Courtney Stodden find a classy, classic man who can really accentuate her classy, classic style and bring out the best of her classy, classic, old Hollywood starlet vibe. I'm just waiting for her to break free, guys, and when it happens, oh boy. It's going ...