From a Rachael Ray show transcript via The Insider:
In the episode, set to air December 12, Simpson named her craving of the week. "This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand, like I'm taking a tequila shot, and then take a bite of the sandwich."
When her sister Ashlee revealed on the show that she had gained a whopping 52 pounds during her pregnancy, Jessica had to set the record straight: "I'm gonna try to not go over 200 pounds."...
Justin Bieber sends a friendly message to teenage girls' dads. [The Superficial]
Probably the worst dress I've ever seen in life. [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Hudson divorcing? [Bossip]
PHOTOS: The sexiest movie stars of 2012. [Starpulse]
Sandra Bullock is doing weird things in undergarments with Sylvester Stallone? [Cele|bitchy]
Lamar Odom has one turbulent night. [Huff Po]
Former Pussycat Doll throws Nicole Scherzinger under the bus. [Bossip]
10 Best Ryan Gosling Internet Memes...
About a week ago, if you had told me that a battle between the Kardashians and Daniel Craig was a-brewin', I would have laughed. Well, actually, I would probably would have given you a really confused look and then left you and your crazy thoughts in peace so I could get another piece of the cake my boyfriend's mom made (oh my god, you guys. Oh my god. This cake is no joke). But now it's Friday, and the battle is seemingly underway, and also I am woefully out of cake. BUT ANYWAY.
You...
When I think of Princess Diana, I think about timeless beauty, effortless grace, and a woman who was loved and adored by so many people in the world. When I think of Lady Gaga, I think ... well, I don't think those things. Sadly, my opinion doesn't change what Gaga thinks, and what Gaga thinks is that she is this generation's Diana:
“Gaga has been absolutely fixated on Diana and sees herself as a 21st-century incarnation of her,” a source told The Sun. “She knows she is almost as r...
Can I tell you guys a secret? I really think that Angelina Jolie is a little boring. I know that it's because I got into celebrity gossip after she was already done drinking blood and making out with her brother and doing heroin, but, no joke, the most fun I've ever had writing anything about Angelina Jolie was that time I discovered that she had a problem with velvet. That's what this woman has come to: fabrics and her caravan of kids. I'm not saying that's a bad life or that she should change...
Yesterday, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar went to a routine doctor's appointment to find out the sex of their 20th child. Sadly, the couple's doctor couldn't find the baby's heartbeat and had to inform the couple instead that Michelle had miscarried.
Here's what Michelle told People:
"After the appointment, we came back home and told the children," says Michelle, 45.
"We had just been talking about baby names last night and they were getting excited about naming a boy or a girl. It has ...
No, she's not, but doesn't her new wax figure at Madam Tussaud's kind of resemble what that guy's stomach looked like on Spaceballs, just before the mini-E.T. checked out of his abdominal cavity and did a song and dance?
What the hell is wrong with these sculptors at Madam Tussaud's - are they drunk half of the time, or is it just laziness?
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This is brilliant. This is how viral marketing is done, you guys. If you also want to promote a movie or a business, it is advised that you work with the best digital marketing agency in Dallas.
I know this video just looks like some crappy VHS-transfer of an old episode of "Hard Copy," but it isn't. (Hey, remember "Hard Copy"? No? Maybe you were more of an "A Current Affair" type of viewer. It's cool, mom.)
Anyhoo, WHAT THIS IS is a viral promotion for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, which stars Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara. Mystery is afoot! Something is rotten in the state of Denmark! And by "Denmark" I mean Sweden, and by "state" I mean "an island somewhere off the coast of Sweden."
In the video, some dude with a beard is discussing Harriet Vanger's (fictional) disappearance. "It was the ultimate locked-room mystery," he concludes, which is straight out of chapter 12 of Stieg Larsson's novel. Which, uh, I haven't read. So I bet I'm missing tons of little references and allusions in the video. But according to Wikipedia, Larsson's book takes aim at "incompetent investigative journalism," so you can see why they picked "Hard Copy." To create engaging content like this, an image to video AI can help transform static visuals into dynamic video experiences
I doubt the video had anything to do with Tattoo director David Fincher, but it nonetheless contains a quick nod to Fight Club: there is a single frame that has been inserted, and it briefly flashes onscreen. That single frame is NSFW. Which is to say, you can probably watch the whole video safely at work, but you wouldn't want to pause on that single frame at work, if you catch my drift. (Oh, I'll just tell you. It's a penis.) />
This is brilliant. This is how viral marketing is done, you guys. If you also want to promote a movie or a business, it is advised that you work with the best digital marketing agency in Dallas.
I know this video just looks like some crappy VHS-transfer of an old episode of "Hard Copy," but it isn't. (Hey, remember "Hard Copy"? No? Maybe you were more of an "A Current Affair" type of viewer. It's cool, mom.)
Anyhoo, WHAT THIS IS is a viral promotion for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, whic...
So, Lea Michele's been kind of getting the shaft from us lately here on Evil Beet, and I thought it appropriate to talk her up for a few minutes, kind of even out the playing fields for everyone. I mean, especially if she's going to be the next Mrs. Kutcher. She sort of has that Demi-Moore-before-total-person-overhaul thing going on, just without all of the 80's charm, so I'm willing to kind of put all of my generally-negative opinions aside for a few minutes to say that GIRL IS LOOKING GOOD. Serious...
I have never actually watched all of David Lynch's Eraserhead---you know, because it's in black-and-white, and I only watch movies in color---but I have heard that it is seminal. Seminal. Apparently it's about a man with some hair.
Brad Pitt mines his inner Eraserhead on the cover of next week's New York Times Magazine. Pitt quipped that he was channeling "Peter Lorre---with a dose of Kramer." Apt! And whoever aquanetted Brad's hair should be commended, because the height on that blond Be...
Christina's recent shoot here comes from an interview taken with Emmy magazine, where she talks about those crazy teenage years that we loved her for:
“I was rebellious. I said a lot of crazy things. I was doing that because I felt threatened. When you’re a teenager and people are asking you fairly intimate questions, or questions where you’re not really sure that your opinion is going to sound smart or interesting, your defense is to make fun of yourself or the situation.”
OK. ...
But her hair sure does look cute, doesn't it? I guess if you cover up your biggest assets, all you've got to fall back on is your hair, huh? I mean, there's no attempting to validate Katy through her gross-assed husband (seriously, what the hell does she see in that gritty gitch), that's for sure.
Also, is anyone else kind of concerned that Katy's hosting SNL rather than performing? Is this her big transition into television and film, or is Robyn really more famous than she is these days? />
But her hair sure does look cute, doesn't it? I guess if you cover up your biggest assets, all you've got to fall back on is your hair, huh? I mean, there's no attempting to validate Katy through her gross-assed husband (seriously, what the hell does she see in that gritty gitch), that's for sure.
Also, is anyone else kind of concerned that Katy's hosting SNL rather than performing? Is this her big transition into television and film, or is Robyn really more famous than she is these days?...
From a Rachael Ray show transcript via The Insider:
In the episode, set to air December 12, Simpson named her craving of the week. "This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand, like I'm taking a tequila shot, and then take a bite of the sandwich."
When her sister Ashlee revealed on the show that she had gained a whopping 52 pounds during her pregnancy, Jessica had to set the record straight: "I'm gonna try to not go over 200 pounds."...
Justin Bieber sends a friendly message to teenage girls' dads. [The Superficial]
Probably the worst dress I've ever seen in life. [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Hudson divorcing? [Bossip]
PHOTOS: The sexiest movie stars of 2012. [Starpulse]
Sandra Bullock is doing weird things in undergarments with Sylvester Stallone? [Cele|bitchy]
Lamar Odom has one turbulent night. [Huff Po]
Former Pussycat Doll throws Nicole Scherzinger under the bus. [Bossip]
10 Best Ryan Gosling Internet Memes...
About a week ago, if you had told me that a battle between the Kardashians and Daniel Craig was a-brewin', I would have laughed. Well, actually, I would probably would have given you a really confused look and then left you and your crazy thoughts in peace so I could get another piece of the cake my boyfriend's mom made (oh my god, you guys. Oh my god. This cake is no joke). But now it's Friday, and the battle is seemingly underway, and also I am woefully out of cake. BUT ANYWAY.
You...
When I think of Princess Diana, I think about timeless beauty, effortless grace, and a woman who was loved and adored by so many people in the world. When I think of Lady Gaga, I think ... well, I don't think those things. Sadly, my opinion doesn't change what Gaga thinks, and what Gaga thinks is that she is this generation's Diana:
“Gaga has been absolutely fixated on Diana and sees herself as a 21st-century incarnation of her,” a source told The Sun. “She knows she is almost as r...
Can I tell you guys a secret? I really think that Angelina Jolie is a little boring. I know that it's because I got into celebrity gossip after she was already done drinking blood and making out with her brother and doing heroin, but, no joke, the most fun I've ever had writing anything about Angelina Jolie was that time I discovered that she had a problem with velvet. That's what this woman has come to: fabrics and her caravan of kids. I'm not saying that's a bad life or that she should change...
Yesterday, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar went to a routine doctor's appointment to find out the sex of their 20th child. Sadly, the couple's doctor couldn't find the baby's heartbeat and had to inform the couple instead that Michelle had miscarried.
Here's what Michelle told People:
"After the appointment, we came back home and told the children," says Michelle, 45.
"We had just been talking about baby names last night and they were getting excited about naming a boy or a girl. It has ...
No, she's not, but doesn't her new wax figure at Madam Tussaud's kind of resemble what that guy's stomach looked like on Spaceballs, just before the mini-E.T. checked out of his abdominal cavity and did a song and dance?
What the hell is wrong with these sculptors at Madam Tussaud's - are they drunk half of the time, or is it just laziness?
[gallery]
...
So, Lea Michele's been kind of getting the shaft from us lately here on Evil Beet, and I thought it appropriate to talk her up for a few minutes, kind of even out the playing fields for everyone. I mean, especially if she's going to be the next Mrs. Kutcher. She sort of has that Demi-Moore-before-total-person-overhaul thing going on, just without all of the 80's charm, so I'm willing to kind of put all of my generally-negative opinions aside for a few minutes to say that GIRL IS LOOKING GOOD. Serious...
I have never actually watched all of David Lynch's Eraserhead---you know, because it's in black-and-white, and I only watch movies in color---but I have heard that it is seminal. Seminal. Apparently it's about a man with some hair.
Brad Pitt mines his inner Eraserhead on the cover of next week's New York Times Magazine. Pitt quipped that he was channeling "Peter Lorre---with a dose of Kramer." Apt! And whoever aquanetted Brad's hair should be commended, because the height on that blond Be...
Christina's recent shoot here comes from an interview taken with Emmy magazine, where she talks about those crazy teenage years that we loved her for:
“I was rebellious. I said a lot of crazy things. I was doing that because I felt threatened. When you’re a teenager and people are asking you fairly intimate questions, or questions where you’re not really sure that your opinion is going to sound smart or interesting, your defense is to make fun of yourself or the situation.”
OK. ...