I just hate reading. I will take an episode of The New Girl over Dostoevsky every time.
I'd meticulously unsubscribed myself from every newspaper, magazine, and e-thing, just so I could give Alec Baldwin's Twitter feed my undivided attention, because if I have to read, I'd prefer it in 140-character snippets. But three days ago, Alec Baldwin deactivated his Twitter account. Oh, no! Oh, no! What will I read now?
You might remember that Baldwin was recently booted from an airplane for playing a popular Scrabble knockoff, 'Words with Friends,' on his iPhone---I liveblogged the incident---and this singular event has soured him to the entire human experience's sum total. Did I mention he suspended his Twitter account? Alec! Play more 'Angry Birds' and you will love life again! I promise.
The real point is, my favorite Taiwanese news/animation studio has created a video detailing everything I just typed. Hooray! This means less reading for me! And you! Hooray! Hooray! />
I just hate reading. I will take an episode of The New Girl over Dostoevsky every time.
I'd meticulously unsubscribed myself from every newspaper, magazine, and e-thing, just so I could give Alec Baldwin's Twitter feed my undivided attention, because if I have to read, I'd prefer it in 140-character snippets. But three days ago, Alec Baldwin deactivated his Twitter account. Oh, no! Oh, no! What will I read now?
You might remember that Baldwin was recently booted from an airplane for playin...
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Er. Well, hmm. I can almost buy that Jennifer Aniston is the sexiest lady of all time. I mean, it's pretty easy to forget about her turns in Office Space and The Good Girl, never mind ol' fresh-faced Rachel on "Friends." Plus, Jen has great hair---maybe the best hair.
Anyway. Aniston was crowned the Sexiest Woman of All Time by Men's Health, with Brit-Brit, Madonna, and Marilyn (not Lindsay) also ranking in the top five. And it was according to a poll! Democracy at work, kids.
And who d...
"[The key to marriage is] lots of great sex, and high heels and lingerie---not me wearing it! Not on me!" He clarifies: "That's just how you gotta make up. 'Cause, you know, everyone is going to fight and argue and break TVs and dishes and stuff. But somebody's got to put on some lingerie once in a while."
---Robin Thicke gives one of a bevy of great soundbytes in this awesome radio interview. Thicke is out doing promotional rounds for his fifth album, Love After War.
Anytime I am feeling...
I have titled my post "Today's Courtney Stodden" because every night she goes to bed in stilettos and bunny ears and somehow wakes up a new woman. Today's Courtney Stodden is nothing like Yesterday's Courtney Stodden.
What I am saying is, Today's Courtney is wearing a leopard-print synthetic-fur coat and not much else. Do you know what is in a synthetic-fur coat? Acrylic. Coal. Petroleum. Limestone. It's true. Look it up.
Wait, what?
I don't know. I'm sorry. I always want to be insightful when I blog, but try as I might, it is very nearly impossible to preface these photos of Courtney Stodden in a red bikini, just hoochying it up on some random sidewalk. (To be fair, the teen was taping a thingie for Funny or Die, but at this point I'm like "Courtney Stodden wore a bikini out in broad daylight? And in public? And in a residential neighborhood? And she stole my ex-boyfriend's mom's faux-fur coat? Zzz.")
Here's some actual celeb gossip: earlier this week, Courtney Stodden and husband/senior citizen Doug Hutchison turned down a starring role on a reality TV show because---oh, never mind.
(Images via Yeeeah! except seriously don't bother because every photograph looks exactly the same.)
/>I have titled my post "Today's Courtney Stodden" because every night she goes to bed in stilettos and bunny ears and somehow wakes up a new woman. Today's Courtney Stodden is nothing like Yesterday's Courtney Stodden.
What I am saying is, Today's Courtney is wearing a leopard-print synthetic-fur coat and not much else. Do you know what is in a synthetic-fur coat? Acrylic. Coal. Petroleum. Limestone. It's true. Look it up.
Wait, what?
I don't know. I'm sorry. I always want to be insightful...
While all of you crazy bastards are getting ready to gear up and hit up the town tonight, I want you to play through this song, on loop, at least sixteen times. Then I want you to slap yourself in the face for subjecting yourself to such atrocity, and then send me a virtual slap for putting a damper on your Friday night like this. I don't mean to be such a bitch, but I just had to make sure that others were sharing in my prime time misery tonight.
Have a happy! />
While all of you crazy bastards are getting ready to gear up and hit up the town tonight, I want you to play through this song, on loop, at least sixteen times. Then I want you to slap yourself in the face for subjecting yourself to such atrocity, and then send me a virtual slap for putting a damper on your Friday night like this. I don't mean to be such a bitch, but I just had to make sure that others were sharing in my prime time misery tonight.
Have a happy! ...
Oh guys. It's here. It kind of arrived ahead of time, and without much regulation leaked-photo-fanfare, but it arrived regardless, and what a disappointment it is.
Lindsay's lips are grossly gigantic (face lips, guys, face lips), her hair looks like it's going to snap off at the roots, and the Marilyn Monroe comparison thing is as worn out and tired as the snatch that she didn't even show. The best two things about the shoot (which is obviously NSFW and will follow after my blathering)? And NO, not THOSE best two things? The interview's lead-in mentions somethi...
And why, Sarah, should I even care about whatever that is, let alone know what it is? Well, lucky for you, you landed on the right page today. The 2012 Pirelli Calendar features models. Topless ones. Bare-breasted women who may, or may not, depending on your personal tastes, completely wow you with their nude forms.
[Shoos with hands] Now go. Look at the pretty photos of the pretty ladies (which are obviously all very, very NSFW), and then come on back and vote for your favorite set.
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Jennifer Aniston named the hottest woman of all time? WTF? [Cele|bitchy]
5 Best Movies on the Humorous Side of Child Endangerment. [Starpulse]
Who keeps bailing Jerry Sandusky out of jail? [The Superficial]
The Karlie Kloss photos are down. [The Frisky]
Will Khloe Kardashian be moving to New Orleans? [TMZ]
Charlize Theron through the years. [Socialite Life]
Lindsay Lohan leaked photos. [The Blemish]
So, Courtney Stodden's NOT doing a reality show? [Popbytes]
Beyonce sing...
Hard to believe that these photos were taken just months before Anna Nicole Smith passed away, while she was pregnant with her now-five-year-old daughter, Danilynn, right?
The pictures were unearthed from a promo shoot that was recently used by website Golden Palace, which I was afraid to click on for fear of it being some kind of weird pregnancy-golden-showers pornography site. Thankfully, I was wrong, and it's only an online casino. My luck usually isn't that good, so I'll take it.
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Have I really grown to hate Kim Kardashian SO MUCH that this guy here, Kris Humphries, is becoming more and more sympathetic and - dare I say it - kind of attractive? His evasion tactics are sort of charming, and his whole "moving forward" thing seems pretty genuine, and I'm really, really pulling for someone in the NBA to give him a contract.
THIS BOY REALLY LOVES HIS BASKETBALL.
On the whole, I'm kind of impressed by his discretion - unless...
Are you a follower of Sinead O'Connor's blog? Because if you are, then you already heard the news about her totally digging her new husband's penis. If not, here you are, be delighted with the treasures of unwanted mental images:
Dear friends... amongst whom I include whomever may be reading this with a view to writing about the glorious marriage.
Am blogging this cus media people are naturally seeking me.
On sunday I will put up blog on whole day. Too glorious for words.
For now though, as you w...
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Have I really grown to hate Kim Kardashian SO MUCH that this guy here, Kris Humphries, is becoming more and more sympathetic and - dare I say it - kind of attractive? His evasion tactics are sort of charming, and his whole "moving forward" thing seems pretty genuine, and I'm really, really pulling for someone in the NBA to give him a contract.
THIS BOY REALLY LOVES HIS BASKETBALL.
On the whole, I'm kind of impressed by his discretion - unless...