So, not too much of a difference, right? Egad. She looks just as shitty in real life as she did in her funny little photo shoot [NSFW!], and you know what? In a twisted, perverse way, that makes me feel like the world is all right once again.
Also, in the Playboy interview, she said this:
"Sex and sexuality are a part of nature, and I go along with nature. I think Marilyn Monroe said that, and I agree with her. Knowing your body and being in touch with your body is important because it gives...
Angelina Jolie is starving herself to save the children. [The Superficial]
Shopping for rings? [Lainey Gossip]
NJ man dies after getting silicone injections INTO HIS PENIS. [Bossip]
OF COURSE Tom Cruise almost died during the filming of his new movie. [Starpulse]
Who's the most profitable actress? [theBERRY]
Daniel Craig is a diva. [Cele|bitchy]
Somebody sexes Britney on stage. [The Superficial]
Meryl Streep's first Vogue cover ever. [Amy Grindhouse]
8 Hookup Dealbreakers. [The Frisky]
Carey Mulligan and her boobs are actually insanely hot. [ICYDK]
PHO...
Look, it's Miley Cyrus trying to distract us from thinking that she's a stoner! Come on, Miles, you don't have to worry about that business: we know you toke up on the regular, and it's OK. Really, it's alright. It's not like you're Lindsay Lohan who feels the need to blow every semi-powdery substance in a 45-mile radius up her nose every time she gets rejected for an Epic Movie Role. We're completely alright with you, and you don't have to go to such extremes as almost baring your boobs to make us li...
After Lindsay reported her purse missing---and this was a $5000 Chanel, you guys, containing $10,000 cash---police looked for the bag, couldn't find it, and left.
Then everybody at the house party stayed until the sun came up (hmmmmm), 'searching' for that all-important handbag.
Here is what happened next, according to TMZ: Lindsay's friend noticed a "suspicious-looking local" sneaking around, and the friend asked the man about the missing handbag. The man feigned no knowledge of a Chan...
I know Snooki probably wants us to think that there's an "angel atop the tree" joke in this photo somewhere, but I'm too busy looking at her doofus boyfriend's duckface. I didn't even know dudes were allowed to make that face, let alone big, jacked dudes with presumably tiny penises. I mean, the steroids have probably done enough damage to his manhood and thus, his manhood-size self-esteem, so why would he want to do anything more to further encourage us to think he's a complete simpering tool, unwo...
"The conventional knowledge in Hollywood is that an unsympathetic female character can tank a movie. I’m hoping that’s not true. I’m knocking on wood really emphatically right now but honestly I have a lot of theories sometimes I wonder if it comes down to mommy issues. The idea of a cold, unlikeable woman or a woman who is not in control of herself is genuinely frightening to people because it threatens civilization itself or threatens the American family.
"But I don’t know why peopl...
Katy Perry teamed with Andy Samberg (and Matt Damon! And Val Kilmer! And even Abraham Lincoln!) for last night's awesome SNL "Digital Short." I didn't LOL or anything, but Katy Perry's facial expressions slay me. And! Val Kilmer, singing! How I've missed you, Val.
Anyway. The song is about meth addiction and time-travel, and I love it. Then again, I almost always laugh at jokes about meth. I think drug references are hilarious. That isn't weird, though, right? Everybody loves those Harold and Kumar movies. />
Katy Perry teamed with Andy Samberg (and Matt Damon! And Val Kilmer! And even Abraham Lincoln!) for last night's awesome SNL "Digital Short." I didn't LOL or anything, but Katy Perry's facial expressions slay me. And! Val Kilmer, singing! How I've missed you, Val.
Anyway. The song is about meth addiction and time-travel, and I love it. Then again, I almost always laugh at jokes about meth. I think drug references are hilarious. That isn't weird, though, right? Everybody loves those Harold ...
"[The candidates] all scare me, frankly. I get depressed and scared when I look at the Republican debates."
---Jane Fonda talks politics with CNN's Piers Morgan.
Ever since the 1970s, Fonda has been better known for her politics than for her acting (or exercise tapes), but her statement isn't really very divisive, is it? So far, every candidate stinks.
Where is the controversy? I want controversy, Jane!
Here is the quote that actually made my blood boil:
"I think it's kinda cool that I aroused a lot of young men at that cer...
Oh, Lea Michele. It is so totally obvious that you are madly in love with Ashton Kutcher (with whom you costar in the universally-panned New Year's Eve).
And everything you say in this interview is so loaded and desperate. Any guy would crawl through fire to get away from this type of stuff. It is so humiliating. I am actually embarrassed.
Interviewer: What is it about New Year's Eve? Why do people think of that particular night as magical and special? Etc.
Lea Michele (gazing at Ashton): "I think that people like the opportunity to feel like they have a second chance? That they can do things over, start fresh?"
Girlfriend, knock it off! Ashton just got divorced.
Then this happens:
"What are you going to do for New Year's?" Lea quizzes Ashton flirtatiously. "Why don't you come celebrate with my big Italian family and me? They would die."
Ashton: "I don't---I don't know where I'm going to be on New Year's. I haven't sorted it out---I was going to try to, like, crash a UFO into the Mayan temples. Just to see how people would react to that? But I decided maybe I didn't want to work that hard."
Oof. Lea, that was a dismissal.
This video is so, so, so awkward. I don't think I can watch it a fifth time, you guys. />
Oh, Lea Michele. It is so totally obvious that you are madly in love with Ashton Kutcher (with whom you costar in the universally-panned New Year's Eve).
And everything you say in this interview is so loaded and desperate. Any guy would crawl through fire to get away from this type of stuff. It is so humiliating. I am actually embarrassed.
Interviewer: What is it about New Year's Eve? Why do people think of that particular night as magical and special? Etc.
Lea Michele (gazing at As...
Sure enough! Charlize Theron can, and very occasionally does, look awful. No, I know. If I hadn't seen photographic proof, I wouldn't have believed it either.
What is going on here? Did someone in the New York Times building make Charlize cry? Because that eye makeup is horrible.
Here is a makeup tip from the pros: "don't overblend eyeliner under the lower lash line."
Unless you're in a screamo band. In that specific case, your blatant misuse of guyliner might make you look like Jare...
Poor Lindsay Lohan! Has anyone been burgled as frequently as Lindsay? Her home was robbed in 2009, and in 2010 she claimed that her BFF Pootie Aufdenkamp had stolen from her, too. Then, in Cannes last year, someone walked off with Lindsay's purse.
And! Lindsay was robbed last night, this time in Hawaii. The scoop:
Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, Linds had been at a house party in Laie, Hawaii for about two hours---NOT drinking---and accidentally left her $5,000 Chanel purse in the car. When she came out, the purse w...
Someone surreptitiously smartphone-filmed actor Keanu Reeves on the subway. You all know how I feel about really rich dudes who ride the subway, right?
So there Keanu was, just chilling in his seat like an everybro, when he noticed a woman lugging a really big Adidas bag. And he asked her if she wanted his seat, and she said yes, and nary a flicker of recognition dartled across her face.
Real heroism is made up of tiny, barely-noticeable acts of kindness, so I hereby christen Keanu Hero of the Day. />
Someone surreptitiously smartphone-filmed actor Keanu Reeves on the subway. You all know how I feel about really rich dudes who ride the subway, right?
So there Keanu was, just chilling in his seat like an everybro, when he noticed a woman lugging a really big Adidas bag. And he asked her if she wanted his seat, and she said yes, and nary a flicker of recognition dartled across her face.
Real heroism is made up of tiny, barely-noticeable acts of kindness, so I hereby christen Keanu Hero of the Day....
So, not too much of a difference, right? Egad. She looks just as shitty in real life as she did in her funny little photo shoot [NSFW!], and you know what? In a twisted, perverse way, that makes me feel like the world is all right once again.
Also, in the Playboy interview, she said this:
"Sex and sexuality are a part of nature, and I go along with nature. I think Marilyn Monroe said that, and I agree with her. Knowing your body and being in touch with your body is important because it gives...
Angelina Jolie is starving herself to save the children. [The Superficial]
Shopping for rings? [Lainey Gossip]
NJ man dies after getting silicone injections INTO HIS PENIS. [Bossip]
OF COURSE Tom Cruise almost died during the filming of his new movie. [Starpulse]
Who's the most profitable actress? [theBERRY]
Daniel Craig is a diva. [Cele|bitchy]
Somebody sexes Britney on stage. [The Superficial]
Meryl Streep's first Vogue cover ever. [Amy Grindhouse]
8 Hookup Dealbreakers. [The Frisky]
Carey Mulligan and her boobs are actually insanely hot. [ICYDK]
PHO...
Look, it's Miley Cyrus trying to distract us from thinking that she's a stoner! Come on, Miles, you don't have to worry about that business: we know you toke up on the regular, and it's OK. Really, it's alright. It's not like you're Lindsay Lohan who feels the need to blow every semi-powdery substance in a 45-mile radius up her nose every time she gets rejected for an Epic Movie Role. We're completely alright with you, and you don't have to go to such extremes as almost baring your boobs to make us li...
After Lindsay reported her purse missing---and this was a $5000 Chanel, you guys, containing $10,000 cash---police looked for the bag, couldn't find it, and left.
Then everybody at the house party stayed until the sun came up (hmmmmm), 'searching' for that all-important handbag.
Here is what happened next, according to TMZ: Lindsay's friend noticed a "suspicious-looking local" sneaking around, and the friend asked the man about the missing handbag. The man feigned no knowledge of a Chan...
I know Snooki probably wants us to think that there's an "angel atop the tree" joke in this photo somewhere, but I'm too busy looking at her doofus boyfriend's duckface. I didn't even know dudes were allowed to make that face, let alone big, jacked dudes with presumably tiny penises. I mean, the steroids have probably done enough damage to his manhood and thus, his manhood-size self-esteem, so why would he want to do anything more to further encourage us to think he's a complete simpering tool, unwo...
"The conventional knowledge in Hollywood is that an unsympathetic female character can tank a movie. I’m hoping that’s not true. I’m knocking on wood really emphatically right now but honestly I have a lot of theories sometimes I wonder if it comes down to mommy issues. The idea of a cold, unlikeable woman or a woman who is not in control of herself is genuinely frightening to people because it threatens civilization itself or threatens the American family.
"But I don’t know why peopl...
"[The candidates] all scare me, frankly. I get depressed and scared when I look at the Republican debates."
---Jane Fonda talks politics with CNN's Piers Morgan.
Ever since the 1970s, Fonda has been better known for her politics than for her acting (or exercise tapes), but her statement isn't really very divisive, is it? So far, every candidate stinks.
Where is the controversy? I want controversy, Jane!
Here is the quote that actually made my blood boil:
"I think it's kinda cool that I aroused a lot of young men at that cer...
Sure enough! Charlize Theron can, and very occasionally does, look awful. No, I know. If I hadn't seen photographic proof, I wouldn't have believed it either.
What is going on here? Did someone in the New York Times building make Charlize cry? Because that eye makeup is horrible.
Here is a makeup tip from the pros: "don't overblend eyeliner under the lower lash line."
Unless you're in a screamo band. In that specific case, your blatant misuse of guyliner might make you look like Jare...
Poor Lindsay Lohan! Has anyone been burgled as frequently as Lindsay? Her home was robbed in 2009, and in 2010 she claimed that her BFF Pootie Aufdenkamp had stolen from her, too. Then, in Cannes last year, someone walked off with Lindsay's purse.
And! Lindsay was robbed last night, this time in Hawaii. The scoop:
Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, Linds had been at a house party in Laie, Hawaii for about two hours---NOT drinking---and accidentally left her $5,000 Chanel purse in the car. When she came out, the purse w...