GO SHORTY. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. And you know something? The only think I probably like less in the world than you, Taylor Swift, is this song and video. It's horrible.
But Happy Birthday. You dated Jake Gyllenhaal, and he's hot, and I can't take that away from you. Plus, you should have a happy birthday anyhow. GET SOME BUB. It might loosen your ass up a little bit.
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GO SHORTY. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. And you know something? The only think I probably like less in the world than you, Taylor Swift, is this song and video. It's horrible.
But Happy Birthday. You dated Jake Gyllenhaal, and he's hot, and I can't take that away from you. Plus, you should have a happy birthday anyhow. GET SOME BUB. It might loosen your ass up a little bit.
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According to Merriam-Webster (some dictionary people and not non-legitimate word-definers like myself), a "guru" is "a teacher and especially intellectual guide in matters of fundamental concern." Did you catch that? No? Here it is again: "A TEACHER AND ESPECIALLY INTELLECTUAL GUIDE IN MATTERS OF FUNDAMENTAL CONCERN."
And in young Ali's case, you're probably wondering what "fundamental concern" means to her. I'm guessing, in my layman's terms, that Ali's "fundamental concern" solely lies with ...
This is really great, and I genuinely mean that. I think it's fabulous that Hilary Duff is out and about, shopping for groceries while pregnant and not wearing six-inch heels. I'm not saying that you have to dress like a slob all the time when you're pregnant (I mean, for the most part, I do, but that's beside the point - no one cares what I look like when I go to the bank or run dry cleaning errands in yoga pants and my husband's old hooded sweatshirts), but it's really, really great to see someone - a celebrity! - who doesn't take themselves so seriously that pregnancy is more a fash...
That's right, Courtney's sexiness comes from the soul. It was given to her by God himself upon her creation, so of course it is something she holds very dear.
Other divine powers that Courtney possesses include the ability to maintain her sexy (???) physique on a diet of donuts, ice cream, and Sprite and the ability to nourish her husband as a vitamin. She also obviously was given the gift of song and an unmatched sense of style. Her ethereal beauty is just further proof that she was blessed from the beginning.
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, DO YOU THINK SHE HOLDS HER POWERS IN THAT TRASHY ARM BAND?!?!?!?! />
That's right, Courtney's sexiness comes from the soul. It was given to her by God himself upon her creation, so of course it is something she holds very dear.
Other divine powers that Courtney possesses include the ability to maintain her sexy (???) physique on a diet of donuts, ice cream, and Sprite and the ability to nourish her husband as a vitamin. She also obviously was given the gift of song and an unmatched sense of style. Her ethereal beauty is just further proof that she was blessed ...
First of all, you did know that a remake of American Psycho is in the works, right? And I know, the original was made in 2000, why is a remake happening, so on and so forth. But we can't waste time discussing that now. Because now, there's a somewhat solid chance that Scott Disick will play the lead role of Patrick Bateman. And that's just too much.
Here's what Bret Easton Ellis, author of the American Psycho novel, had to say via Twitter:
Scott retweeted both of those stat...
For a few month now, Carrie Fisher from Star Wars and William Shatner from Star Trek have been at each other's throats. Shatner started it, then Fisher struck back by essentially calling Star Trek second-rate, but then Shatner got a little personal, bringing up Fisher's weight. I guess that's when George Takei, one of the world's most glorious men and a man who has worked in both series, decided that he needed to defuse the situation.
Personally, I think George has a pretty solid point. After all, nobody's going to back down in this fight and, well, Twilight IS really, really bad. What are your thoughts? />
For a few month now, Carrie Fisher from Star Wars and William Shatner from Star Trek have been at each other's throats. Shatner started it, then Fisher struck back by essentially calling Star Trek second-rate, but then Shatner got a little personal, bringing up Fisher's weight. I guess that's when George Takei, one of the world's most glorious men and a man who has worked in both series, decided that he needed to defuse the situation.
Personally, I think George has a pretty solid point. After all, nobody's going to back d...
"The director, Nick Cassavetes, called me to meet him at his house. When I got there, he was standing in his back yard, and he looked at me and said, 'I want you to play this role because you're not like the other young actors out there in Hollywood. You're not handsome, you're not cool, you're just a regular guy who looks a bit nuts.'"
Ryan Gosling explains how he he landed that one role that started this whole thing.
Before we get into Ryan's little tale, can I talk about my emotions for ...
Jessica Simpson's going to be paid to lose that weight. [The Superficial]
Scarlett Johansson dumped Joseph Gordon-Levitt and is now banging Colin Farrell. [Lainey Gossip]
The sexiest, curviest Hollywood stars. [...
I figured out why Christina Aguilera wears those damned leggings all of the time. Wanna know? It's because her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, loves big, accentuated camel toe. And what bigger, more accentuated camel toe have you seen this year besides Christina-girl's in these photos? None. That's right. Camel toe of the year. So before any of you go on with your "leggings are just comfy and Christina Aguilera wants to be comfy dammit" smugness, you're wrong: it's domestic partner camel toe fascination all...
"Why so sour, Sarah?"
Why? Well, first, it looks like they spliced together sixty-odd different frames from the previous Men in Black movies in order to accomplish the completion of this trailer, so, good for you movie guys, on being industrious and efficient and using your budget well.
Second. IS THAT ADRIEN F-CKING BRODY at the :25 mark? IS IT? How did no one tell me that he was in this movie?! Probably because it wasn't. And he isn't. And now I'm even more biased against this film.
Third. It gets way better after :45, because there's apparently a K - Tommy Lee Jones - impersonator 'round the compound, willing to spread secrets like spilled molasses in cheap cabinetry on a hot day, though everyone (aside from J - Will Smith - of course) thinks K's been dead for 40 years or something. Original, right?
In all seriousness, though, I'm probably only being a grump of a grump today because it seems like it took the film execs so damn long to stop dragging their feet over this movie. Frankly, it doesn't look awful, and I did love the other films in the series, so I'm probably going to see it. It's got time-travel in it, so really, how bad could it be? />
"Why so sour, Sarah?"
Why? Well, first, it looks like they spliced together sixty-odd different frames from the previous Men in Black movies in order to accomplish the completion of this trailer, so, good for you movie guys, on being industrious and efficient and using your budget well.
Second. IS THAT ADRIEN F-CKING BRODY at the :25 mark? IS IT? How did no one tell me that he was in this movie?! Probably because it wasn't. And he isn't. And now I'm even more biased against this film.
Third. ...
Here's some recent (yes, recent, as in "not from ALMOST FIVE YEARS AGO when Britney shaved her head") photos of Britney arriving at LAX on a break from her whirlwind world tour. Cool, right? Except that it's not, because the mystery of Britney's mane has yet to be solved. It goes on and on. Often without general maintenance or, you know, a good sealant.
So.
Busted weave redux?
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