Yes, a spin-off with those two little ones, that'll do the trick! Oh, and one with the boy! And now that Khloe's Laker man, Lamar, got traded to the Dallas Mavericks, somebody with a camera should follow them on down to Texas! The Kardashian empire has just begun to take hold!
For real, this is all happening. See, there's a new boss over at E!, home of the Kardashians, and she isn't content with the three measly shows the family has now. No, she's aiming for "two, three, even four new Kardashian spin-offs" that focus on all the crazy a...
@MileyCyrusBz Thank you for the compliment but these babies are all mine. I wish they'd realize you don't have to be fake to be beautiful!
---Miley Cyrus dismisses rumors of breast augmentation surgery via Twitter.
Two mornings ago, Sarah couldn't help but notice Miley's awesome rack. Who am I kidding? Everyone noticed her awesome rack.
Radar noticed, too, and speculated yesterday that the teen tartlet maybe had some "work" done. Radar even consulted some experts! (Three plastic surgeons, actually; one noted...
Oh, dear.
This is your first peek at the Steve Jobs statue---um, the Hungarian Steve Jobs statue.
Valleywag reports that the statue is seven feet tall, 485 pounds, and all bronze, baby. It will be unveiled at Graphisoft, a Budapest-based software company, later this month.
And I can honestly say I have never seen such a stirring likeness. Oh, it stirs something in me, all right....
Hey! Come over here! I want you to meet someone.
Reader, this is a friend of mine. His name is The Best Video on the Whole Internet.
I know, I know, it's kind of audacious of me, but I thought you two would really hit it off. Video, meet Reader. I've heard Reader is super into those Funny or Die videos, which are all the rage. You two are gonna have a lot to talk about, I just know it.
(You can watch the original Rick Perry "Strong" campaign ad here; meanwhile, six great parodies are embedded here.) />
Hey! Come over here! I want you to meet someone.
Reader, this is a friend of mine. His name is The Best Video on the Whole Internet.
I know, I know, it's kind of audacious of me, but I thought you two would really hit it off. Video, meet Reader. I've heard Reader is super into those Funny or Die videos, which are all the rage. You two are gonna have a lot to talk about, I just know it.
(You can watch the original Rick Perry "Strong" campaign ad here; meanwhile, six great parodies are ...
Lindsay Lohan is due in an L.A. court tomorrow morning. Lindsay was vacationing in Hawaii over the weekend. On Sunday, her purse was stolen from a car, along with her legal paperwork, passport, and $10,000 cash.
And when TMZ reported this information, smuthounds the world over arched their eyebrows suspiciously. Does Lindsay think she can really get out of her December 14 court date? we all simultaneously wondered.
Fortunately, Lindsay's purse was found and returned. Phew!
Less fort...
"We have had many tears today. This is life, and I understand that we are going though something that many others have. You think about the what-ifs, but God gives us strength to go on. We won't be able to see this child's life and the phases that we've seen for our other children, but we know we will see this child in heaven one day. We are thankful for each child, and we are blessed to have the children we have here and the ones we will meet someday in heaven."
Oh man. I don't give a crap...
I have a lot of fun pretending like Justin Bieber is the world's most beautiful, most wondrous man, but just this once I'm going to drop the act and just say that wow, this kid is the biggest bag of douches* that I've ever seen. The way he carries himself, his behavior, even just his little voice in this promo as he talks about making your daughters scream, it's all just uncomfortable and somewhat nauseating, right?
*Did I ever tell you guys about my first encounter with douches? I was probably 11 or 12, and my cousins and I were giving our grandmother's house a thorough cleaning because she told us that if we didn't she'd hit us with the riding crop (and she totally would - I never got the crop myself, the closest I ever came to it was when I refused to eat dinner at her house and offered to receive a little tap if I could just go outside and play, but my cousins definitely did). I was cleaning the bathroom, and I opened the closet door and all these boxes fell and hit me. They were douches. Douches rained from my grandmother's closet, so I put the back in an orderly fashion, and later I asked my grandma what those things were, and she told me to go outside and hush. I think that's why the term "douchebag" hits especially hard for me. And that's my favorite story about douches. />
I have a lot of fun pretending like Justin Bieber is the world's most beautiful, most wondrous man, but just this once I'm going to drop the act and just say that wow, this kid is the biggest bag of douches* that I've ever seen. The way he carries himself, his behavior, even just his little voice in this promo as he talks about making your daughters scream, it's all just uncomfortable and somewhat nauseating, right?
*Did I ever tell you guys about my first encounter with douches? I was probably 11 or 12, and my cousins and I were giving our grandmother's house a t...
The Dark Knight Rises second official poster. [Hollywood Dame]
Why you should watch The River. [Pajiba]
Somebody Photoshopped the hell out of Matt Damon. [theBERRY]
Jennifer Garner gushes about how wonderful her husband is. [Lainey Gossip]
Cyndi Lauper's post-resurfacing face. [Bitten and Bound]
Diddy and Cameron Diaz spotted "making out like teenagers." [Starpulse]
Some shirtless Jake Gyllenhaal Christmas photos for you. [theBERRY]
Matisyahu shaved his big beard. [TMZ]
Kate Winslet...
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We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Lea Michele-Ashton Kutcher photo: Brittany
“Oh my gosh, he thinks I’m funny. Tonight’s the night.”
First runner-up: HHS
Ashton: “And Demi really believed I was being faithful, isn’t that hysterical?"
Second runner-up: Cocopuff
Ashton: “OMG you think I wan’t a relationship?! God no! We’re just gonna do sex. Nice try though.”
Congrats to Brittany! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! />Image removed upon request
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Lea Michele-Ashton Kutcher photo: Brittany
“Oh my gosh, ...
"Ultimately we are each responsible for ourselves and for our actions. Looking back, I probably would have listened to and taken more advice from the people whom I admire and would have followed through with it more. My stubbornness at 18 and 19 years old got in the way. During the past five years, I've learned that time flies faster than you think, and because you only live once you have to learn from your mistakes, live your dreams and be accountable."
- Lindsay Lohan tells Playboy all a...
You remember when Adele said that she's been talking to her ex, the guy she wrote all those songs about? And I said was worried about her? It's because I actually do worry about Adele, and I sincerely care about her happiness and her well-being. Is that weird? Well, then Julia Roberts and I are just a couple of wacky weirdos, I reckon.
She [Julia] said: "Anybody that's going to date her is a brave man. You're going to get a whole lot of love, but you'd better treat her right, or we're al...
Can you believe this woman is 41? She looks 14, and I mean that in a good way. This photo here would be Tina Fey (like, recently), wearing no makeup, and she looks better than some of the fame-hardened twenty-seven-year-olds that I've seen lately. I wonder what her trick is - avoiding direct sunlight, drinking water, and maintaining a balanced diet, or just a general lack of exposure to toxic family members who like to be pissed on as a part of foreplay?
...
Yes, a spin-off with those two little ones, that'll do the trick! Oh, and one with the boy! And now that Khloe's Laker man, Lamar, got traded to the Dallas Mavericks, somebody with a camera should follow them on down to Texas! The Kardashian empire has just begun to take hold!
For real, this is all happening. See, there's a new boss over at E!, home of the Kardashians, and she isn't content with the three measly shows the family has now. No, she's aiming for "two, three, even four new Kardashian spin-offs" that focus on all the crazy a...
@MileyCyrusBz Thank you for the compliment but these babies are all mine. I wish they'd realize you don't have to be fake to be beautiful!
---Miley Cyrus dismisses rumors of breast augmentation surgery via Twitter.
Two mornings ago, Sarah couldn't help but notice Miley's awesome rack. Who am I kidding? Everyone noticed her awesome rack.
Radar noticed, too, and speculated yesterday that the teen tartlet maybe had some "work" done. Radar even consulted some experts! (Three plastic surgeons, actually; one noted...
Oh, dear.
This is your first peek at the Steve Jobs statue---um, the Hungarian Steve Jobs statue.
Valleywag reports that the statue is seven feet tall, 485 pounds, and all bronze, baby. It will be unveiled at Graphisoft, a Budapest-based software company, later this month.
And I can honestly say I have never seen such a stirring likeness. Oh, it stirs something in me, all right....
Lindsay Lohan is due in an L.A. court tomorrow morning. Lindsay was vacationing in Hawaii over the weekend. On Sunday, her purse was stolen from a car, along with her legal paperwork, passport, and $10,000 cash.
And when TMZ reported this information, smuthounds the world over arched their eyebrows suspiciously. Does Lindsay think she can really get out of her December 14 court date? we all simultaneously wondered.
Fortunately, Lindsay's purse was found and returned. Phew!
Less fort...
"We have had many tears today. This is life, and I understand that we are going though something that many others have. You think about the what-ifs, but God gives us strength to go on. We won't be able to see this child's life and the phases that we've seen for our other children, but we know we will see this child in heaven one day. We are thankful for each child, and we are blessed to have the children we have here and the ones we will meet someday in heaven."
Oh man. I don't give a crap...
The Dark Knight Rises second official poster. [Hollywood Dame]
Why you should watch The River. [Pajiba]
Somebody Photoshopped the hell out of Matt Damon. [theBERRY]
Jennifer Garner gushes about how wonderful her husband is. [Lainey Gossip]
Cyndi Lauper's post-resurfacing face. [Bitten and Bound]
Diddy and Cameron Diaz spotted "making out like teenagers." [Starpulse]
Some shirtless Jake Gyllenhaal Christmas photos for you. [theBERRY]
Matisyahu shaved his big beard. [TMZ]
Kate Winslet...
"Ultimately we are each responsible for ourselves and for our actions. Looking back, I probably would have listened to and taken more advice from the people whom I admire and would have followed through with it more. My stubbornness at 18 and 19 years old got in the way. During the past five years, I've learned that time flies faster than you think, and because you only live once you have to learn from your mistakes, live your dreams and be accountable."
- Lindsay Lohan tells Playboy all a...
You remember when Adele said that she's been talking to her ex, the guy she wrote all those songs about? And I said was worried about her? It's because I actually do worry about Adele, and I sincerely care about her happiness and her well-being. Is that weird? Well, then Julia Roberts and I are just a couple of wacky weirdos, I reckon.
She [Julia] said: "Anybody that's going to date her is a brave man. You're going to get a whole lot of love, but you'd better treat her right, or we're al...
Can you believe this woman is 41? She looks 14, and I mean that in a good way. This photo here would be Tina Fey (like, recently), wearing no makeup, and she looks better than some of the fame-hardened twenty-seven-year-olds that I've seen lately. I wonder what her trick is - avoiding direct sunlight, drinking water, and maintaining a balanced diet, or just a general lack of exposure to toxic family members who like to be pissed on as a part of foreplay?
...