In Playboy, you guys. 50 Cent is really sad that he didn't get to see Lindsay Lohan's genitals in Playboy. He never really specified that last part, but since Lindsay's Playboy spread is pretty much the only place her vagina hasn't been, I'm going to go ahead and fill that in for him.
Here's 50 wondering about "Lindsay's cooch":
"I haven't seen it. But I always wondered what Lindsay's cooch looked like. Ever thought about it? I'll check it out and see what happens."
And here's 50 theorizing on whether or not Lindsay is a stripper now:
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You guys know I just don't call someone out for a blind item unless I have a pretty good reason to believe I'm right. And this is one of those times:
She was brought in from outside the United States. She only speaks Spanish (or Portuguese?), and has a child who is approximately Kindergarten age. She is fairly attractive, looks like she is in her late twenties, and has thick, dark brown hair and medium-colored skin. You probably wouldn’t notice her if she was walking down the street. However, it doesn’t really matter what she looks like, as she is simply the Surrogate for a baby ...
Can you guys believe that it's only ten days until Christmas? Because I can't. I've only made cookies once this holiday season. I haven't gotten a topper for my Christmas tree yet, which is especially tragic because this will be my first time having a Christmas tree in like six years. I haven't even gotten anyone's Christmas presents yet, which wouldn't be such a big deal if this wasn't my little guinea pig's first Christmas. I feel like the worst, you guys. But nothing makes me feel a...
Jennifer Love Hewitt learned how to be a bitch. [The Superficial]
Clint Eastwood's daughter is ungodly hot. [Lainey Gossip]
Howard Stern is picked up by a reality show. [Starpulse]
The worst of 2011: Melissa Leo's Oscar ads. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian's latest rebound hookup. [Cele|bitchy]
PHOTO: Sofia Vergara's see-through pants. [TMZ]
What happens when supermodels are asked to "age." [The Frisky]
Justin Bieber's in legal trouble again. [Socialite Life]
Vocal cords: they look like ALIEN GENITALIA. [OMGBlog]
Kris Humphries' "cheating scandal" was scripted. [Yeeeah]
Ali Lohan is EM...
They're heeeere!
My picks are in bold - leave your choices (and thoughts on who was snubbed MELISSA MCCARTHY) in the comments!
Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries, or TV Movie
Jessica Lange
Kelly Macdonald
Maggie Smith
Sofia Vergara
Evan Rachel Wood
Best Screenplay
Woody Allen
Michel Hazavanicious
Aaron Sorkin
Steven Zaillian
Best Comedy Actor
Alec Baldwin
David Duchovny
Johnny Galecki
Thomas Jane
Matt LeBlanc
Best Motion Picture – Drama
The Descendants
The H...
Eddie, or as I lovingly dub him, "Squints McDong," has landed a role in his First Real Movie, and by that I mean "a movie that wasn't made for television, namely Lifetime." The film also cast other stars like Thandie Newton, Gabrielle Union, Phylicia Rashad, Rebecca Romjin, Jamie Kennedy, and, of course, Tyler Perry, who also wrote the film. Perry claims that the film is about "... an affluent man [who] develops complicating feelings for a single mom [right before his wedding]."
LeAnn must be so STOKED! She probably celebrated by eating a quarter-bowl of Frosted Flakes with 2% milk! The splurge! The indulgence! The irony!
Congrats, Eddie! See what cheating on your snotty Real Housewives wife with a floundering country star will do for your career? YOU GO BOY! />
Eddie, or as I lovingly dub him, "Squints McDong," has landed a role in his First Real Movie, and by that I mean "a movie that wasn't made for television, namely Lifetime." The film also cast other stars like Thandie Newton, Gabrielle Union, Phylicia Rashad, Rebecca Romjin, Jamie Kennedy, and, of course, Tyler Perry, who also wrote the film. Perry claims that the film is about "... an affluent man [who] develops complicating feelings for a single mom [right before his wedding]."
LeAnn must be so STOKED! She probably celebrated by eating a quarter-bowl...
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Look! It's just like Clark Griswold's house, just done more professionally, and instead of Britney herself being Clark, she's cousin Eddie, complete with Snots the dog.
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Look! It's just like Clark Griswold's house, just done more professionally, and instead of Britney herself being Clark, she's cousin Eddie, complete with Snots the dog.
I mean, couldn't you just see Brit, cigarette clamped between her teeth, dumping the toxic toilet tank from her trailer into the sewer grate outside her home? I could.
Merry Christmas to you and yours, Britney! Love you, girl!
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Ahem, again. I forgot "again." Forgive me.
In the above clip with the rest of her female cronies, Kim sits with Barbara Walters, who paints a pretty unflattering (and vivid) picture of what really made Kim famous. Hint? It's got all to do with riding some shitty, forgettable rapper's dong and nothing to do with the fact that she's an "entrepreneur."
I also love how Kim's twat mother is completely unashamed of the fact that she and her family hired an attorney to profit off of her daughter's skanky, piss-filled sex tape in the most beneficial way possible. I mean, we all knew that, but it takes some serious spotted gonads to admit it to the ever-classy Barbara Walters.
Talk about seedy, man. SEEDY. />
Ahem, again. I forgot "again." Forgive me.
In the above clip with the rest of her female cronies, Kim sits with Barbara Walters, who paints a pretty unflattering (and vivid) picture of what really made Kim famous. Hint? It's got all to do with riding some shitty, forgettable rapper's dong and nothing to do with the fact that she's an "entrepreneur."
I also love how Kim's twat mother is completely unashamed of the fact that she and her family hired an attorney to profit off of her daught...
PHOTOS: Cameron Diaz and Diddy are banging. [The Superficial]
Hot Harry cuddles a dog. [Lainey Gossip]
10 Presents to give naughty (and nice) celebrities. [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: Miley Cyrus's boobs from all angles - oh yes they're real. [The Superficial]
A trailer you NEED TO SEE: Perfect Sense. [ICYDK]
Did Janice Dickinson lay off the plastic surgery this month? IT SHOWS. [INFDaily]
Ryan Gosling wins "Coolest Person of the Year." [Huff Po]
Who paid $65k for three of Elizabeth Taylor's bangle bracelets? [CDL]
Tall is not cute? [Lainey ...
So this is Jessica Biel's brother, Justin. Ironic, isn't it? There's also a pretty obvious similarity in their looks, too. And, like his sister, wow is this guy a little bit obnoxious. You've just got to see this video, wherein he sort of pushes his boss, Justin Timberlake, into promoting his vodka brand a bit further so that Justin Biel could maybe make some money.
If you watch the video, just be advised, it's way NSFW (due to language), and if you've got an adversity to talk about "bitches" who are "hot as f-ck," you might be well-advised not to check it out at all. However. I have a feeling curiosity is going to win on this one, and you'll be watching with the same dumb, slack-jawed look that I had on my face the entire four-plus minutes.
Really, the only part that makes it worthwhile in watching is when he's talking about "throwing up all over the f-cking room," (that tidbit was pretty amusing) and the fact that he still has a MySpace. LOLZ! />
So this is Jessica Biel's brother, Justin. Ironic, isn't it? There's also a pretty obvious similarity in their looks, too. And, like his sister, wow is this guy a little bit obnoxious. You've just got to see this video, wherein he sort of pushes his boss, Justin Timberlake, into promoting his vodka brand a bit further so that Justin Biel could maybe make some money.
If you watch the video, just be advised, it's way NSFW (due to language), and if you've got an adversity to talk about "bit...
So, I've said it before (and a lot of you gave me shit for it for some reason), but I'm going to say it again: I don't care how much weight you've lost, Snooki, you're still a disgusting human being. You're as bad as Kim Kardashian, you're just not nearly as rich and not nearly as "klassy."
This'd be Jersey Shore's Nicole Polizzi, and look how far she's come from her early days on the show: she used to be the dredge of the crew, the one getting punched in the face by 'roided-up gym teachers, ...
If you didn't read about this yesterday, I feel bad for you. BECAUSE IT MIGHT ALREADY BE SOLD OUT.
The Internet is abuzz with news of the R. Kelly Cruise. I KNOW! I once spent a full month trying to win a ticket onto the Jeopardy! Cruise, but this is on a totally different level.
Prices start at $1500---that's right, $1500---which includes a ticket to an R. Kelly Boat Concert, as well as access to the "Karaoke Club." I wish I were kidding.
But the ship sets sail in October 2012, so act...
In Playboy, you guys. 50 Cent is really sad that he didn't get to see Lindsay Lohan's genitals in Playboy. He never really specified that last part, but since Lindsay's Playboy spread is pretty much the only place her vagina hasn't been, I'm going to go ahead and fill that in for him.
Here's 50 wondering about "Lindsay's cooch":
"I haven't seen it. But I always wondered what Lindsay's cooch looked like. Ever thought about it? I'll check it out and see what happens."
And here's 50 theorizing on whether or not Lindsay is a stripper now:
...
You guys know I just don't call someone out for a blind item unless I have a pretty good reason to believe I'm right. And this is one of those times:
She was brought in from outside the United States. She only speaks Spanish (or Portuguese?), and has a child who is approximately Kindergarten age. She is fairly attractive, looks like she is in her late twenties, and has thick, dark brown hair and medium-colored skin. You probably wouldn’t notice her if she was walking down the street. However, it doesn’t really matter what she looks like, as she is simply the Surrogate for a baby ...
Can you guys believe that it's only ten days until Christmas? Because I can't. I've only made cookies once this holiday season. I haven't gotten a topper for my Christmas tree yet, which is especially tragic because this will be my first time having a Christmas tree in like six years. I haven't even gotten anyone's Christmas presents yet, which wouldn't be such a big deal if this wasn't my little guinea pig's first Christmas. I feel like the worst, you guys. But nothing makes me feel a...
Jennifer Love Hewitt learned how to be a bitch. [The Superficial]
Clint Eastwood's daughter is ungodly hot. [Lainey Gossip]
Howard Stern is picked up by a reality show. [Starpulse]
The worst of 2011: Melissa Leo's Oscar ads. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian's latest rebound hookup. [Cele|bitchy]
PHOTO: Sofia Vergara's see-through pants. [TMZ]
What happens when supermodels are asked to "age." [The Frisky]
Justin Bieber's in legal trouble again. [Socialite Life]
Vocal cords: they look like ALIEN GENITALIA. [OMGBlog]
Kris Humphries' "cheating scandal" was scripted. [Yeeeah]
Ali Lohan is EM...
They're heeeere!
My picks are in bold - leave your choices (and thoughts on who was snubbed MELISSA MCCARTHY) in the comments!
Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries, or TV Movie
Jessica Lange
Kelly Macdonald
Maggie Smith
Sofia Vergara
Evan Rachel Wood
Best Screenplay
Woody Allen
Michel Hazavanicious
Aaron Sorkin
Steven Zaillian
Best Comedy Actor
Alec Baldwin
David Duchovny
Johnny Galecki
Thomas Jane
Matt LeBlanc
Best Motion Picture – Drama
The Descendants
The H...
[Image removed by request]
Look! It's just like Clark Griswold's house, just done more professionally, and instead of Britney herself being Clark, she's cousin Eddie, complete with Snots the dog.
I mean, couldn't you just see Brit, cigarette clamped between her teeth, dumping the toxic toilet tank from her trailer into the sewer grate outside her home? I could.
Merry Christmas to you and yours, Britney! Love you, girl!
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PHOTOS: Cameron Diaz and Diddy are banging. [The Superficial]
Hot Harry cuddles a dog. [Lainey Gossip]
10 Presents to give naughty (and nice) celebrities. [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: Miley Cyrus's boobs from all angles - oh yes they're real. [The Superficial]
A trailer you NEED TO SEE: Perfect Sense. [ICYDK]
Did Janice Dickinson lay off the plastic surgery this month? IT SHOWS. [INFDaily]
Ryan Gosling wins "Coolest Person of the Year." [Huff Po]
Who paid $65k for three of Elizabeth Taylor's bangle bracelets? [CDL]
Tall is not cute? [Lainey ...
So, I've said it before (and a lot of you gave me shit for it for some reason), but I'm going to say it again: I don't care how much weight you've lost, Snooki, you're still a disgusting human being. You're as bad as Kim Kardashian, you're just not nearly as rich and not nearly as "klassy."
This'd be Jersey Shore's Nicole Polizzi, and look how far she's come from her early days on the show: she used to be the dredge of the crew, the one getting punched in the face by 'roided-up gym teachers, ...
If you didn't read about this yesterday, I feel bad for you. BECAUSE IT MIGHT ALREADY BE SOLD OUT.
The Internet is abuzz with news of the R. Kelly Cruise. I KNOW! I once spent a full month trying to win a ticket onto the Jeopardy! Cruise, but this is on a totally different level.
Prices start at $1500---that's right, $1500---which includes a ticket to an R. Kelly Boat Concert, as well as access to the "Karaoke Club." I wish I were kidding.
But the ship sets sail in October 2012, so act...