Christina is 31 today, everyone! Isn't that exciting? Now, 30 was admittedly not the best year for her, but I really think she can turn things around this time around. I think now that she's older and wiser, she can really get things back on track. Maybe she can stop drinking so much, and hell, maybe she can even put on some pants!
Who knows what this year has in store for Christina Aguilera? Only time will tell, but in the meantime, let's take a look back at Christina over the years, shall we? And since she's such a special snowflake, let's do it in video form!
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"I'm pretty amazed by Hello Kitty. I see so many women in their 30s walking around in Hello Kitty shit and nobody is concerned for them. It's the one iconic teenage symbol that seems okay for women in their 30s? The world seems to not have an issue with it."
Charlize Theron reveals that if you're an adult in a Hello Kitty shirt, you're not ok.
I was going to say that she's being really judgey here, but I actually kind of get where Charlize is coming from on this one. See, here in the South, and you other Southern people can back me up on ...
In case you couldn't tell already, Courtney Stodden is a true expert at getting into the Christmas spirit. For the past month, her glorious Twitter has been all about the holiday season: she calls Santa things like "sweet Santa of seduction," "Santa of Ravishment," and "Mr. Moist Saint Nick." And if that doesn't convince you that Courtney takes Christmas seriously, maybe this will: she's doing the 12 days of Christmas. And it's wonderful.
So far we're just on day four, but this is what Co...
I used to have no real opinion on Scarlett Johansson, but lately she's just been getting on my nerves. It wasn't anything too intense, but I think that this is the moment where I start strongly disliking Scarlett Johansson. You want to know why?
This is what she said when asked how she felt about her little nickname, ScarJo:
"Oh, it's awful. It's a laziness. People can't actually say the whole name? It's just bizarre. How come Daniel Day-Lewis isn't subjected to like, 'DaDay'? So Cate Blanchett is not, like, 'CaBla'? Why is that? Why do I have to get stuck?"
Oh girl, no. No you d...
But no, really, how is this still happening? How does Lindsay Lohan still have a modelling career? How does Lindsay Lohan still have any kind of career? Has no one heard that she's a flake with a meth habit? Has no one seen her lips? Has no one noticed that look in her eye that alternates between "I'm dead inside" and "crazycrazycrazy"? Haven't people had their fill of her crackhead shenanigans? Do people think that we're still interested in her in a way that isn't akin to watching a t...
“Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian? Sluts, whores and sluts. That’s what they are. That fake sham marriage was disgusting because they did it for money! She’s a fraud, she’s a hoax.”
- Janice Dickinson explains her views on the likes of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.
Janice went on to call Kim's famous ass a "heap of lard" and recounted a tale of a time when she ran into Kim and Kris Jenner and ended the conversation with calling them both fake and walking away.
I know that a lot...
Jennifer Lopez is 18 years older than her little baby boyfriend, Casper Smart. The heart wants what it wants though, I'm not going to judge that, but there's no denying that the age difference is notable, right? By just looking at them? And of course Jennifer is a smokin' hot lady, but little Casper looks even younger than 24, doesn't he? Like, if it came out that he was actually a 17-year-old with a fake ID and a desperate need to dance in backgrounds, I'd believe it. But hey, I never real...
"But how official is it?" you may ask. I'll tell you this: it's official enough to put on Facebook. And, well, you can probably see that fancy engagement ring in that picture up there. But most importantly, it's Facebook official. This is for real, guys.
I am so, so happy for Britney though. Just look at her precious face in that picture up there! Sure, she's got the crazy eyes, but she just looks so happy, doesn't she? And check out a few of her Tweets from yesterday:
OMG. Last nigh...
Yup! Alyson Hannigan! She's pregnant! Remember back in September when she was showing up all over the place with a distended stomach and naturally, everyone called her out on carrying a fetus instead of ten pounds of extra food? Right, well, she denied it back then, saying, "No, I'm not pregnant! I just ate too much carnival food, that time of the month, hurt my back & couldn't suck my gut in, & need 2 do cardio!"
Sure, girl. You keep on with the deterring excuses and we'll keep on imagining how ADORABLE baby number 2 is going to be in a few short months.
Congrats...
Imagine that! Lindsay Lohan's little sister can fly! I mean, wouldn't you fly if you knew that the same blood that pumped in Lindsay's veins, pumped in yours, too? Yours'd probably be a lot cleaner, that's for damn sure, but it'd work in theory, nonetheless.
These are some recent pictures of Ali Lohan, just in time to interrupt our train of thought that, hey, maybe she wasn't too skinny after all - yeah, she was Angelina-Jolie-caliber type of skinny, but not, you know, war prisoner kind o...
Christina is 31 today, everyone! Isn't that exciting? Now, 30 was admittedly not the best year for her, but I really think she can turn things around this time around. I think now that she's older and wiser, she can really get things back on track. Maybe she can stop drinking so much, and hell, maybe she can even put on some pants!
Who knows what this year has in store for Christina Aguilera? Only time will tell, but in the meantime, let's take a look back at Christina over the years, shall we? And since she's such a special snowflake, let's do it in video form!
...
"I'm pretty amazed by Hello Kitty. I see so many women in their 30s walking around in Hello Kitty shit and nobody is concerned for them. It's the one iconic teenage symbol that seems okay for women in their 30s? The world seems to not have an issue with it."
Charlize Theron reveals that if you're an adult in a Hello Kitty shirt, you're not ok.
I was going to say that she's being really judgey here, but I actually kind of get where Charlize is coming from on this one. See, here in the South, and you other Southern people can back me up on ...
In case you couldn't tell already, Courtney Stodden is a true expert at getting into the Christmas spirit. For the past month, her glorious Twitter has been all about the holiday season: she calls Santa things like "sweet Santa of seduction," "Santa of Ravishment," and "Mr. Moist Saint Nick." And if that doesn't convince you that Courtney takes Christmas seriously, maybe this will: she's doing the 12 days of Christmas. And it's wonderful.
So far we're just on day four, but this is what Co...
I used to have no real opinion on Scarlett Johansson, but lately she's just been getting on my nerves. It wasn't anything too intense, but I think that this is the moment where I start strongly disliking Scarlett Johansson. You want to know why?
This is what she said when asked how she felt about her little nickname, ScarJo:
"Oh, it's awful. It's a laziness. People can't actually say the whole name? It's just bizarre. How come Daniel Day-Lewis isn't subjected to like, 'DaDay'? So Cate Blanchett is not, like, 'CaBla'? Why is that? Why do I have to get stuck?"
Oh girl, no. No you d...
But no, really, how is this still happening? How does Lindsay Lohan still have a modelling career? How does Lindsay Lohan still have any kind of career? Has no one heard that she's a flake with a meth habit? Has no one seen her lips? Has no one noticed that look in her eye that alternates between "I'm dead inside" and "crazycrazycrazy"? Haven't people had their fill of her crackhead shenanigans? Do people think that we're still interested in her in a way that isn't akin to watching a t...
“Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian? Sluts, whores and sluts. That’s what they are. That fake sham marriage was disgusting because they did it for money! She’s a fraud, she’s a hoax.”
- Janice Dickinson explains her views on the likes of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.
Janice went on to call Kim's famous ass a "heap of lard" and recounted a tale of a time when she ran into Kim and Kris Jenner and ended the conversation with calling them both fake and walking away.
I know that a lot...
Jennifer Lopez is 18 years older than her little baby boyfriend, Casper Smart. The heart wants what it wants though, I'm not going to judge that, but there's no denying that the age difference is notable, right? By just looking at them? And of course Jennifer is a smokin' hot lady, but little Casper looks even younger than 24, doesn't he? Like, if it came out that he was actually a 17-year-old with a fake ID and a desperate need to dance in backgrounds, I'd believe it. But hey, I never real...
"But how official is it?" you may ask. I'll tell you this: it's official enough to put on Facebook. And, well, you can probably see that fancy engagement ring in that picture up there. But most importantly, it's Facebook official. This is for real, guys.
I am so, so happy for Britney though. Just look at her precious face in that picture up there! Sure, she's got the crazy eyes, but she just looks so happy, doesn't she? And check out a few of her Tweets from yesterday:
OMG. Last nigh...
Yup! Alyson Hannigan! She's pregnant! Remember back in September when she was showing up all over the place with a distended stomach and naturally, everyone called her out on carrying a fetus instead of ten pounds of extra food? Right, well, she denied it back then, saying, "No, I'm not pregnant! I just ate too much carnival food, that time of the month, hurt my back & couldn't suck my gut in, & need 2 do cardio!"
Sure, girl. You keep on with the deterring excuses and we'll keep on imagining how ADORABLE baby number 2 is going to be in a few short months.
Congrats...
Imagine that! Lindsay Lohan's little sister can fly! I mean, wouldn't you fly if you knew that the same blood that pumped in Lindsay's veins, pumped in yours, too? Yours'd probably be a lot cleaner, that's for damn sure, but it'd work in theory, nonetheless.
These are some recent pictures of Ali Lohan, just in time to interrupt our train of thought that, hey, maybe she wasn't too skinny after all - yeah, she was Angelina-Jolie-caliber type of skinny, but not, you know, war prisoner kind o...