Awww, poor little James Franco! He works so hard getting all those degrees, and some mean old professor thinks he can get away with giving him a D! Not so fast, meany pants! Sure, Franco missed 12 classes, and yeah, there were only 14 classes in total, but I bet he worked really, really hard for those two classes! You're just jealous! I'm glad you got fired!
Yes, this happened. A professor at NYU is claiming that he was fired for giving James Franco a D and also for being Hispanic, and ...
Justin Bieber is addicted to the Playboy Mansion. [The Superficial]
Sean Penn calls Maria Conchita a "pig." [Bitten and Bound]
Chaz Bono is back on the market, ladies. [Starpulse]
Well, well. Look who might be running for President. [Bossip]
Kate Bosworth remembers her blue-haired days. [Socialite Life]
Christian Bale is being pushed around. [Yeeeah]
Rihanna's going to rehab. [Celebslam]
Jerry Sandusky was "teaching the kids how to shower." [The Superficial]
Selena Gomez's mom miscarried. [The Blemish]
Rooney Mara backpedals. [Lainey Gossip]
Ryan Gosling is super-conc...
Damn, can these ladies sing or what? However, I personally prefer Florence Welch's tribute to Amy, which you can check out right here, despite it's craptastic quality:
Really, now, no comparison, right? We're all in agreement here that Florence was definitely way more spot-on in channeling and shooting off a tribute to Amy Winehouse than, say, Kelly Clarkson with her snippet of "Since You've Been Gone," yes? />Get More: Mary J. Blige, Jennifer Hudson, Mary J. Blige and Kelly Clarkson Open The Show, Mary J. Blige Music Videos, Live Performances
Damn, can these ladies sing or what? However, I personally prefer Florence Welch's tribute to Amy, which you can check out right here, despite it's craptastic quality:
Really, now, no comparison, right? We're all in agreement here that Florence was definitely way more spot-on in channeling and shooting off a tribute to Amy Winehouse than, say, Kelly Clarkson wi...
Yeah, I embedded a YouTube video, even though you can't really see anything. You can, however, hear Rihanna energetically shouting to the crowd. Then she goes silent. (What is the last thing she yells? It sounds like "Facebooooook!" to me. That probably isn't what she said, though.)
The camera points toward the crowd, then looks back at the stage, and voila---no sign of Rihanna anywhere. Just some backup dancers, shimmying.
Rihanna confirmed afterward, in reply to a fan via Twitter, that she totally ran offstage to horf.
My favorite YouTube comment so far is "SHE THREW UP IN A HOPELESS PLACE," which, I keep snickering because I can't tell whether it's literal or figurative. Like, maybe this guy just doesn't like Portugal? Is that what he means?
According to the Huffington Post, though, Rihanna might really be in a "hopeless place." She's even contemplating taking a yearlong hiatus after her exhausting 10-month tour, and others report that she is emotionally drained. Also, she had the flu a few weeks ago, which can't help anything. />
Yeah, I embedded a YouTube video, even though you can't really see anything. You can, however, hear Rihanna energetically shouting to the crowd. Then she goes silent. (What is the last thing she yells? It sounds like "Facebooooook!" to me. That probably isn't what she said, though.)
The camera points toward the crowd, then looks back at the stage, and voila---no sign of Rihanna anywhere. Just some backup dancers, shimmying.
Rihanna confirmed afterward, in reply to a fan via Twitter, tha...
Kinda hard to believe that Brittany Murphy died two years ago, right? And all those cause-of-death rumors! Cocaine. Meth. Anorexia. The suspicious, weird-looking widower.
When Sharon Murphy told reporters her daughter "had a cold" when she died, people rolled their eyes. Then the coroner's office ruled that the 32-year old really had died of pneumonia, complicated by anemia and prescription pills.
Ohhh. Pills, everyone thought, because yeah, pills could definitely kill a person. But then...
Oh Kiefer, how I do love thee. Do you guys remember this?
I still LOL my ass off when I see this video. So for those of you who had no idea what this new Christmas card, watch the video. Please. It's hilarious. Plus, I'm all for Kiefer doing stuff in public because I heard through the grapevine that the 24 movie is FINALLY a go. And for me, that might be the greatest Hollywood Christmas present of all, guys. ...
Kim Kardashian's changed overnight, don't you know. [The Superficial]
The 6 Worst Vacations That People Actually Pay For. [The Frisky]
Terrence Howard claims he married a violent racist. [TMZ]
The 37 Hottest Male Actors of 2011. [Starpulse]
J. Lo spotted at a budget jewelry store with Casper Smart. [Lainey Gossip]
So The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo apparently sucks. [LA Times]
Mariah Carey, touching herself. [Socialite Life]
Chloe Sevigny, a man? [Yeeeah]
Hugh Hefner pu...
Skanky brass-tone armband that's disguising a nasty green stain in the shape of a skanky brass-tone armband? CHECK.
Over-worn, clear Lucite stripper heels that are *totally* appropriate for frolicking in the snow with Grandpa? CHECK.
OK, the thing is, here, that Courtney Stodden doesn't look awful. The eye makeup is ultra toned down, and she doesn't appear to have six pounds of Wet 'n Wild Chocolate Cooter Crotch Sensation lip pencil wound around her mouth. Aside from the really overt inappr...
Come on now, that's not something you can tell your kids every day.
And it's easy! All you have to do is take a photo of yourself wearing your UGLIEST Christmas sweater and send it to our good friends at Celebutaunt.
Until the end of December, anyone can submit a photo of themselves wearing their ugliest holiday sweater. Then, after the New Year, Flava Flav will announce the contest winner and Celebutaunt will send the ugly sweater champion and a friend on a four day cruise to Baja, Mexico (including airfare to L.A.).
Head on over to Celebutaunt to enter for your chance to win! />
Come on now, that's not something you can tell your kids every day.
And it's easy! All you have to do is take a photo of yourself wearing your UGLIEST Christmas sweater and send it to our good friends at Celebutaunt.
Until the end of December, anyone can submit a photo of themselves wearing their ugliest holiday sweater. Then, after the New Year, Flava Flav will announce the contest winner and Celebutaunt will send the ugly sweater champion and a friend on a four day cruise to Baja,...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Lindsay Lohan photo: CWisely
"Gearing up for her role in 'Herbie The Love Bug: Two Fla...
But there's a shit ton of celebrities who love them, and often, we pay so much attention to those celebrities walking their dogs (Reese Witherspoon. Ryan Phillipe. Kristen Stewart. Ryan Gosling.) and neglect those who are content to stay at home and share their house with a fuzzy-furred, stinking feline that has some serious attitude problems and who I just don't understand because apparently I don't have the proper set of emotions to identify with cats. I'm dumb simple. Like a dog. And I'm OK w...
First… we brought you… THE POSTER.
Then…! We brought you… THE TEASER TRAILER.
Which…! told you nothing about The Dark Knight Rises and was basically just the animated version of the poster, and you were all, "Oh…! That's it, I guess."
Now…! In a woooorrrrld! Where you are excited whenever Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in anything, but you still wish this trailer would tell you what he is doing in a Batman movie,
...and…! The only way to survive a Stadium Terrorism Attack is by scoring a touchdown.
In…! The disappointing conclusion to Christopher Nolan's trilogy of Batman trailers:
This Particular Trailer is Not as Exciting or Inspiring as I Remember the Other Trailers as Being.
(Coming soon to laptops near you.)
(In fact, you can just press 'play' on the video.) />
First… we brought you… THE POSTER.
Then…! We brought you… THE TEASER TRAILER.
Which…! told you nothing about The Dark Knight Rises and was basically just the animated version of the poster, and you were all, "Oh…! That's it, I guess."
Now…! In a woooorrrrld! Where you are excited whenever Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in anything, but you still wish this trailer would tell you what he is doing in a Batman movie,
...and…! The only way to survive a Stadium Terrorism Attack ...
Awww, poor little James Franco! He works so hard getting all those degrees, and some mean old professor thinks he can get away with giving him a D! Not so fast, meany pants! Sure, Franco missed 12 classes, and yeah, there were only 14 classes in total, but I bet he worked really, really hard for those two classes! You're just jealous! I'm glad you got fired!
Yes, this happened. A professor at NYU is claiming that he was fired for giving James Franco a D and also for being Hispanic, and ...
Justin Bieber is addicted to the Playboy Mansion. [The Superficial]
Sean Penn calls Maria Conchita a "pig." [Bitten and Bound]
Chaz Bono is back on the market, ladies. [Starpulse]
Well, well. Look who might be running for President. [Bossip]
Kate Bosworth remembers her blue-haired days. [Socialite Life]
Christian Bale is being pushed around. [Yeeeah]
Rihanna's going to rehab. [Celebslam]
Jerry Sandusky was "teaching the kids how to shower." [The Superficial]
Selena Gomez's mom miscarried. [The Blemish]
Rooney Mara backpedals. [Lainey Gossip]
Ryan Gosling is super-conc...
Kinda hard to believe that Brittany Murphy died two years ago, right? And all those cause-of-death rumors! Cocaine. Meth. Anorexia. The suspicious, weird-looking widower.
When Sharon Murphy told reporters her daughter "had a cold" when she died, people rolled their eyes. Then the coroner's office ruled that the 32-year old really had died of pneumonia, complicated by anemia and prescription pills.
Ohhh. Pills, everyone thought, because yeah, pills could definitely kill a person. But then...
Oh Kiefer, how I do love thee. Do you guys remember this?
I still LOL my ass off when I see this video. So for those of you who had no idea what this new Christmas card, watch the video. Please. It's hilarious. Plus, I'm all for Kiefer doing stuff in public because I heard through the grapevine that the 24 movie is FINALLY a go. And for me, that might be the greatest Hollywood Christmas present of all, guys. ...
Kim Kardashian's changed overnight, don't you know. [The Superficial]
The 6 Worst Vacations That People Actually Pay For. [The Frisky]
Terrence Howard claims he married a violent racist. [TMZ]
The 37 Hottest Male Actors of 2011. [Starpulse]
J. Lo spotted at a budget jewelry store with Casper Smart. [Lainey Gossip]
So The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo apparently sucks. [LA Times]
Mariah Carey, touching herself. [Socialite Life]
Chloe Sevigny, a man? [Yeeeah]
Hugh Hefner pu...
Skanky brass-tone armband that's disguising a nasty green stain in the shape of a skanky brass-tone armband? CHECK.
Over-worn, clear Lucite stripper heels that are *totally* appropriate for frolicking in the snow with Grandpa? CHECK.
OK, the thing is, here, that Courtney Stodden doesn't look awful. The eye makeup is ultra toned down, and she doesn't appear to have six pounds of Wet 'n Wild Chocolate Cooter Crotch Sensation lip pencil wound around her mouth. Aside from the really overt inappr...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Lindsay Lohan photo: CWisely
"Gearing up for her role in 'Herbie The Love Bug: Two Fla...
But there's a shit ton of celebrities who love them, and often, we pay so much attention to those celebrities walking their dogs (Reese Witherspoon. Ryan Phillipe. Kristen Stewart. Ryan Gosling.) and neglect those who are content to stay at home and share their house with a fuzzy-furred, stinking feline that has some serious attitude problems and who I just don't understand because apparently I don't have the proper set of emotions to identify with cats. I'm dumb simple. Like a dog. And I'm OK w...