By now, it’s pretty obvious that Justin Bieber loves Christmas almost as much as Courtney Stodden. He’s brought us so much seasonal joy with his Christmas songs, and now it’s time that he brings us the same joy by talking to us about his favorite holiday:
On Santa: My mom always told me there wasn’t a Santa. This was her logic: She thought if I grew up knowing about Santa then finding out he wasn’t real, that it would be like she was lying to me. And then when she told me about God, I maybe wouldn’t believe her. So she just wanted to be straight-up and honest with me all the time. But I didn’t tell my friends or ruin it for anyone — I was a good kid!
On Christmas traditions: We played a game on Christmas Day where everyone brought a girl gift and a boy gift. You roll the dice and if you get doubles, you get to pick a present and if you don’t, it’s the next person’s turn. Then, the next time you roll doubles you get to choose someone else’s present and switch. One time I really wanted a Game Boy but I ended up with pots and pans, which was disappointing. I think I gave them to my mom.
On “the best present ever”: I remember getting my first red bike which didn’t have training wheels on it. I was stoked. I thought it was the best present ever. It took me a little bit to learn how to ride it; I banged myself up, but I learned.
On his two- and three-year-old siblings, Jaxon and Jazmyn: When it comes to my little sister and brother, I spoil them. With Jazzy, all she has to do is cry and she gets what she wants. She’ll be getting a lot of Christmas presents.
But do they know he’s famous? Jaxon doesn’t really know. Jazmyn knows a little bit but she doesn’t really know the extent of it. She knows that I sing, she loves my songs and she’ll sing along to them — she’s really cute like that. And she has just now started calling me “Justin,” but for the past year she called me “Bieber” because that’s all she could say. It was like, “Bieber! Bieber!”
His Christmas wish: To be honest, I really don’t have any Christmas wishes this year… I just wish to be happy and that everyone be healthy in my family. And I wish that everybody gets to hear my Christmas album — and hopefully like it.
Do you love him more? Because I love him more.
Nice earrings Justine!
I feel so sorry for his siblings. Those NAMES! Is their mother mentally deficient?
I love his mum’s logic about Santa and God, because deep down she knows the argument to prove their existence is the same: none.
DAER HI YOU AMANDA IN UATH NOW I AM FEEL IN LOVE WERTHYOU NOW OK GOTTY YOU FOR CHRISTASM DC OK BOOK TO OK AMANDA GOTTY YOU OK SONG BY YOU TODAY MISS YOU NOW OK YOU HAEDR BOUT HER BECKRUP NOW YOU HVEN AMANDA NOW OK YOU GOTTY ME NY BIGTHDAY COME UP BE 32 OK
DAER JUSTIN AMANDA DONT HVEN NO BOYFRIDEY NOW IN UATH OK MISS YOI NOW SEE YOU HER IN UATH SOON OK LOVE YOU OK NICK CARER BECKR UP WERTH ME NOW HVEN NOW GRILF RIDEY NOW OK IS OOK HVEN YOU OK
Is this ^ the new version of spam? If not, does someone feel like translating? I haven’t picked up the latest version of the “Idiot to English translation guide.
justin bieber i really love you as a girlfreind
say come to my house