But Taylor Swift, What Do You Want for Christmas?

Can you guys believe that it’s only ten days until Christmas? Because I can’t. I’ve only made cookies once this holiday season. I haven’t gotten a topper for my Christmas tree yet, which is especially tragic because this will be my first time having a Christmas tree in like six years. I haven’t even gotten anyone’s Christmas presents yet, which wouldn’t be such a big deal if this wasn’t my little guinea pig’s first Christmas. I feel like the worst, you guys. But nothing makes me feel as bad as knowing that I have no idea what to get Taylor Swift.

A little help, girl?

Her own holiday wish list is a bit simpler: it includes a pasta maker, antique picture frames and “anything from Free People or Anthropologie,” she shares. She has big holiday hopes for her fans, too. “I hope that they’re happy, wherever they are … [that] they feel loved by the people around them,” she shares. “And most of all I hope they feel appreciated by me. My life would look nothing like this without them.”

Ugh, Taylor, whatever.  I tell you, I was thisclose to Googling good pasta makers, but now you’re off the list. You know why? Because I don’t really like you, and also pasta makers cost like $35 at Target. Why would I spend that much on you when I have a little guinea pig to think about? Selfish, Taylor. You’re just being selfish.