Seriously, right? Is she supposed to not Tweet her moroseness ’til this whole thing blows over?
Honestly, though, I hear her. People are seriously snarking out over the fact that she hasn’t changed her handle from MrsKutcher to, what … I don’t even know. AngryLadyWithTooMuchBodilyPlastic or something? The ink on the preliminary divorce decree probably hasn’t even dried yet, and yet her followers think that her Twitter name is a priority right now.
Come on. We’re talking a mature, mature woman here. Who does age-appropriate stuff and does not bother with the childishness that ensues on Twitter. It’s not like she’s Courtney Stodden, who, if divorced, would change her handle to HollywoodStarDownToF*ck as soon as the door hit boyfriend in the ass, you feel me?
Mmm, but really, how long can it take to change your twitter name? I don’t know, but extrapolating from facebook and the like, not that long. Like, minutes. Me? My husband sworn to love me forever breaks my heart by cheating with young, only slightly attractive idiots, I’m gonna disappear from all social media outlets for at least a year, or until relatively sane and happy again, preferably with my new man, a burly lumberjack with a heart of gold, on my arm. Personally, that’s how I’d roll on this one. Demi doesn’t have to show up with a lumberjack though, that’s just me.
It would have taken her longer to write that update than it would have it she actually changed her url.
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