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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Lea Michele-Ashton Kutcher photo: Brittany
“Oh my gosh, he thinks I’m funny. Tonight’s the night.”
First runner-up: HHS
Ashton: “And Demi really believed I was being faithful, isn’t that hysterical?”
Second runner-up: Cocopuff
Ashton: “OMG you think I wan’t a relationship?! God no! We’re just gonna do sex. Nice try though.”
Congrats to Brittany! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
“Oh dear, I must get some sunscreen on so I don’t blemish my skin!
I can’t have all my fans believing I’m not PERFECT!!”
No, Lindsay’s not smuggling drugs in her bikini top.
Please stop taking pictures of me. I mean… I know you can see half my ass, but buy the issue of Playboy where you can see the whole thing courtesy of photoshop!
This is your butt on drugs. Should’ve done uppers.
Damn, coke rots your ass cheeks. Who knew?
in so many other words lindsay is trying to tell us that an albino leopard can’t change its spots
Ugh! this belt is giving me a wedgie!
No one’ll ever steal my drug money again! Just keep clenching, just keep clenching…
Geeeeez, got caught walking the beach cheek to cheek, what a bummer!
If I drop this top can I collect another million?
Can anyone see my passport – guess where I’ve hidden it??
No peeking Perv!!
This is your ass! This is your ass on drugs!
And now for something completely different…
“Pose, this should be a great shot, Ive been working hard on my ass!”
“Pose, this should be a great shot, Ive been working hard on my ass!”
Does my ass look big in this?
Look! I didn’t know you have to separate your whites, ok!
no one will read this with a sexy ass like that.
If only i was as wholesome as my Disney days, Naaah, wouldn’t be as much fun. Keep on looken, i love your attention.
Don’t you wish you could?
Lindsay Lohan enjoys a day at the beach. In other news, a corpse has mysteriously vanished from the freezer at the morgue. It is described as pale and freckled.
Smuggling this baby in my bikini top is so not going to look good in court tomorrow.
This isnt exactly what the term “Turn the other cheek” meant!
Yeah punk, this s*** is real! Well, some of it anyway.
Damn, I left my ass in California! OOPS, no I didn’t, its here on my chest!
I hope the judge doesn’t see this photo, I’m suppose to be in court!
Gearing up for her role in “Herbie The Love Bug: Two Flat Tires”.
I did my time with the dead, now I want something that is alive.