Someone surreptitiously smartphone-filmed actor Keanu Reeves on the subway. You all know how I feel about really rich dudes who ride the subway, right?
So there Keanu was, just chilling in his seat like an everybro, when he noticed a woman lugging a really big Adidas bag. And he asked her if she wanted his seat, and she said yes, and nary a flicker of recognition dartled across her face.
Real heroism is made up of tiny, barely-noticeable acts of kindness, so I hereby christen Keanu Hero of the Day.
He is such a gentleman, and they are becoming a dying breed.
Good for Keanu. It’s what you’re supposed to do…I’m glad he didn’t have to punch someone in the face if they jumped on the seat before that woman sat down. Score one for Keanu…he looked cleaned up, shaved; hope he’s got work.
It’s not so much being a gentleman as being polite, I do that too. It’s common courtesy. I mean, yeah, good on him, but he is just being a decent person.
If Keanu is using pubic transport there most probably is a bomb on board.
I love your joke, except you kind of ruined it with that “pubic” typo.
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HAHA! shit. That’s a good typo though!