Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Takes You to the Edge of Glory This Fine Friday Night

While all of you crazy bastards are getting ready to gear up and hit up the town tonight, I want you to play through this song, on loop, at least sixteen times. Then I want you to slap yourself in the face for subjecting yourself to such atrocity, and then send me a virtual slap for putting a damper on your Friday night like this. I don’t mean to be such a bitch, but I just had to make sure that others were sharing in my prime time misery tonight.

Have a happy!

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