I wonder who Kristen Wiig is dating these days, you have absolutely never asked yourself.
But the answer to this non-question sure is titillating! Why, the SNL ham was spotted with none other than Fabrizio Moretti at a Black Keys afterparty two nights ago. I’m sorry, did I say “spotted with” Moretti? I meant “on.” She was spotted on Fabrizio Moretti.
According to the New York Post‘s source, “They were literally on top of each other.” On top of each other! Literally! My word! Gracious! (Also, they were “canoodling.” But were they literally canoodling? The world may never know.)
Of course, Moretti is the adorable, sometimes-mop-headed drummer from the band the Strokes; he and longtime girlfriend Drew Barrymore split back in 2007.
Anyway. Nice work, Kristen! To many more public makeout sessions! If that’s your thing, I mean.
Before i read this, I thought this post was going to be along the lines of a ‘separated at birth’ thing – because they really look like each other!