Quotables: Neil Patrick Harris Orders a Mixed Drink

“That was the name they called me in prison.”

—Neil Patrick Harris makes a quip after ordering a “Lexington Sour.” (He was seen dining with friends at Manhattan eatery Lexington Brass. Mr. Patrick-Harris went on to champion his meal as “maybe the best fish and chips I’ve had.”)

Oh, NPH! Every song you sing, every dance you dance, every little thing you say and do: it’s all so musically timed in this easy, off-the-cuff-charming way! That is why I have decided, at last, to ‘go renegade’ and transform all of Evil Beet Gossip into a NPH Quotes website. It will be a veritable Bartlett’s of Neil Patrick Harris quotations, organized by chronology and theme.

Of course, to do this, I will need to work a little harder at compiling NPH quotes. I figure I could go full-on Harriet the Spy and follow him around with a pencil and notepad. Do you think he would mind?

You guys! This is gonna be great.