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We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jennifer Lopez-new-boyfriend photo: John
“There are only TWO jackets like this in the world. I own one; and the other I also own.”
First runner-up: James
“I don’t always play Rock, Paper, Scissors..but when I do, I play Scissors. Stay stupid my friends.”
Second runner-up: Anonymous
“Mongo count this high.”
Congrats to Queasy! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Taylor wondered why Katy had brought a Nicki Minaj sex doll to the AMAs instead of Russell
taylor swift asked, “so how do you give a blowjob??”
Noticing her companions distracted, Taylor finally got the chance she had been waiting for all night to ogle their ample basoomas and look forward to when she, too, would be a real woman.
ok girls, give us your O-face!!!!
Miranda, Carrie, Samantha and Charlotte-Hollywood reveals cast for Sex and the City: The Next Generation.
As Taylor furtively steals a covetous look at her companions’ breasty businesses, she thinks longingly of the day when she’ll be a big girl, too.
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Oh no she didn’t just say that!!
Taylor just realized that to stay relavant in the music biz you have to have more then just talent, you have to act like an idot
New line of celebrity blow up dolls! (Taylor Swift is still a prude)
Selena says justin loves to lick my face
Taylor Swift is messing up the comercial for sex tape buuble gum. bubble gum while having sex!
So how big was the one you had to put in your mouth to get a music career?
The girls looked on in horror as the crew of 40-something men stripped down to thier underwear. Taylor was concerned about Nicki’s wig falling off with all the shock.
Taylor is shocked when she has to explain …. No Nicki this time it actually is BLOW not SUCK !!!
ok girls, give us your O-face!!!!
Taylor-“you saw lady gaga’s right?, Well….Mines bigger”
hhhaaaa good job yall
Cas u win
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