Sometimes, guys, I feel like we get caught up in all of the unimportance of celebrities like Courtney Stodden and her boobs and Olivia Munn and all her seafood sexcapades, and we fail to really acknowledge celebrities to the likes of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Yup, folks, they’re still a thing and they’re still as amazing as they were six months ago.
See? Wasn’t that fun now? There. We checked in, alright? And you know what we found? That they’re just as boring as they were six months ago, and six months before that, and, oh, right, six months before that. They still look great, their kids are still adorable, and they’re still traveling all around the world doing admirable things with their millions and billions of dollars, all while looking casually fashionable and put together.
Can we go carbon date Courtney Stodden’s vagina now or something?
Your right!! They are so boring and she looks like she has really bad breathe!