Please. Please, please, pleasepleaseplease let this be true: Jennifer Lopez is slated to produce the upcoming Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego live-action movie, and she might even star.
Just ruminate on that one for a moment. (And as you do, here is some Thinking Music.)
Aside: a few years ago, I picked out a heavy, woolen trenchcoat at the Burlington Coat Factory. It was affordable, and I figured it would look super cute with thigh-high boots! As I took the coat to checkout, I spied the label: “JLO.” Did I ultimately buy the coat? Abso-freaking-lutely.
Reasons Jennifer Lopez should play Carmen Sandiego:
– JLo already dresses like her, natch.
– ??????
– Profit!
Playing the lead in “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego” would be perfect to J-Ho’s old ass. Several years ago, J-Ho was claiming she was born in 1970, until someone found her birth certificate to prove she was born in 1969.