I used to joke about the "third Olsen sister," some terrible gnome that the twins keep locked away in a basement (see also: Kristen Wiig as Judice). Joke's on me; turns out there is an Olsen sibling. Or maybe I did know that, but the knowledge somehow got lost in my brain's muddle. Oh, well.
Anyway. Meet 22-year-old Elizabeth Olsen. You're gonna hear a lot more about this kid in coming months, I swear. She's currently getting ridiculously rave reviews for her eponymous role in Martha Marcy May Marlene---and I'm talking Kirsten-Dunst-in-Melancholia r...
Man! Beyoncé looks great! You can't even tell she's pregnant!
Anyhoo. Here's the beautiful and talented Beyoncé Knowles, just chilling out with---oh. Ugh. Terry Richardson? You again? Oh, well.
I don't love Richardson's penchant for self-insertion ("Try on my Sexual Predator Spectacles! It'll be so charming!"), although would-be celebs could sure learn a lot from the photographer's entrepreneurial sense of "branding."
What I do love: the face Beyoncé is making. It reminds me ...
Two days ago, Lindsay Lohan was denied entry into the L.A. County Morgue. You knew that already. But Lohan returned, undaunted, yesterday morning---at 5:35 a.m., bless her crazy little heart. (She was 85 minutes early.)
The kid reportedly felt so bad about her tardiness on Thursday, she tried to treat her new coworkers to cupcakes and In-N-Out burgers. But Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter wasn't having it. Instead, he turned the cupcake deliveryperson away. (Nooooo!)
"It's unacceptable," Winter told TMZ at the time. "W...
Good morning! What are you having for breakfast? Personally, I'm thinking yogurt.
In this totally '80s commercial, Müller Rice rescues a house from from certain demolition. Müller's dairy truck saves Knight Rider's K.I.T.T. from a parking ticket (is that really William Daniels' voice?). And thanks to the power of Müller Yogurt, all the corporate zombies turn into "Mr. Men" characters. Seriously.
I've already said too much! I'll just leave this here, then. />
Good morning! What are you having for breakfast? Personally, I'm thinking yogurt.
In this totally '80s commercial, Müller Rice rescues a house from from certain demolition. Müller's dairy truck saves Knight Rider's K.I.T.T. from a parking ticket (is that really William Daniels' voice?). And thanks to the power of Müller Yogurt, all the corporate zombies turn into "Mr. Men" characters. Seriously.
I've already said too much! I'll just leave this here, then....
Remember how these two weirdos got their reality show? They did. And about that, now they're shopping around for a network to pick it up. Naturally, they headed to MTV, home of Jersey Shore and Teen Mom fame. And really, what could be more appropriate? Maybe Courtney could even mentor these girls. Let the teen moms know that if they keep f*cking around, keep heading to the bars and beating the shit out of their gross boyfriends when they should be home raising their damn kids, that said kids might...
This would be the "statement" prompting us to forget everything that Ashton allegedy did with Sara Leal by trying to confuse us with big words like "integrity," "media," bastardize," and "truth." You can't fool us, though, Ashton - we know what those words mean no matter how you try to intertwine them and craft them into a veritable tapestry of crafty mastermindery.
My favorite part was this, though:
"We really have to take it upon ourselves to instill a level of honesty in our works and the media we create and we share with each other. And be certain we are doing our own diligence to ensure what we're saying is for the benefit of another...using our full capacity to share the truth."
Right. The truth. Got that? DO YOUR DILIGENCE. />
This would be the "statement" prompting us to forget everything that Ashton allegedy did with Sara Leal by trying to confuse us with big words like "integrity," "media," bastardize," and "truth." You can't fool us, though, Ashton - we know what those words mean no matter how you try to intertwine them and craft them into a veritable tapestry of crafty mastermindery.
My favorite part was this, though:
"We really have to take it upon ourselves to instill a level of honesty in our works and the media we create and we ...
That's it: it's not even Halloween yet, but I'm nominating little Jenni Farley here for "Best Costume." Why? Come the f*ck on. Do you really even have to ask that? Does Snooki have some kind of weird venereal disease that makes her lower half look shorter and squatter than her upper half? Does The Situation have deep, penis-shaped grooves in both palms and feet?
Some things just are, guys, and you just can't question it.
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Well lookee here. We have Kris Khumphries, *moving boxes from his New York City hotel room "home," which is shared with wife Kim Kardashian. Oh, that, and he's not wearing his ring, either. Why the long face, Kris? Why the small box? Moreover, why marry a woman who can't even purchase a flat in NYC and has to stay in a long-term hotel room instead?
If it's that last bit that steered you off course, friend, I can't say I blame you. I think Kim's all hot and stuff, and would just love to lear...
Lindsay showed up to the morgue early, shocked some dead people. [Cele|bitchy]
Celebrity reactions to Ghaddafi's death. [Starpulse]
She has no friends of her own, so she scalps her mom's friends. [Lainey Gossip]
Courtney Stodden's begging MTV. [The Superficial]
Kate Winslet loves the no-bra thing. [The Frisky]
Sarah Silverman throws the n-word around. [Huff Po]
Charlie Sheen is laughing at Ashton Kutcher now. [TMZ]
Have you seen Paranormal Activity 3 yet? This is why you sh...
Remember she talked it all up, that Big Directorial Debut of hers? It's apparently about to rock. The flick is called In the Land of Blood and Honey, and is about a love affair between a Serbian male and a Bosnian female during the 1992 Bosnian war. The movie debuted today internationally, but won't hit US theaters until December 23rd. What a nice, happy, FESTIVE movie to take in on your Christmas break, no doubt.
Seriously, though, I'm impressed. I think this looks like an amazing trailer. And what more could there be? I felt like the entire film was caught on that seemingly-long preview, and whatever's not included has to be even better. That's usually the way it works, anyhow.
Anyway, what do you guys think of the trailer? Is Angelina ready to make the big jump from acting (mediocre) to directing (maybe not-so-mediocre)? And isn't it just super that Brad supported Angie so hard through this extensive process? />
Remember she talked it all up, that Big Directorial Debut of hers? It's apparently about to rock. The flick is called In the Land of Blood and Honey, and is about a love affair between a Serbian male and a Bosnian female during the 1992 Bosnian war. The movie debuted today internationally, but won't hit US theaters until December 23rd. What a nice, happy, FESTIVE movie to take in on your Christmas break, no doubt.
Seriously, though, I'm impressed. I think this looks like an amazing trailer. ...
You know who looks good without makeup? LeAnn Rimes does. I know it's a rarity that we here at Evil Beet have a lot of positive things to say about She-of-the-Bone, but I'm totally not lying or exaggerating when I say that she looks better than a lot of other female actresses do when they dare to go bare.
She even looks moderately healthy in these photos. I don't know if she's put on a few pounds or if she's just got some mad gas, but something's working for the lady here today, and it's ...
In lieu of Hilary Swank's recent brouhaha---you remember, the one where she inadvertently attended the birthday of an alleged mass-murderer and war criminal, for money---new services are being unfurled to help celebrities, y'know, avoid that kind of thing.
Gawker has the full report:
How do you know if the guy who paid you six-figures to attend his birthday party in Chechnya is a bloodthirsty madman who tortures for sport? Looking that stuff up---and knowing whether to care about it---is hard. Th...
I used to joke about the "third Olsen sister," some terrible gnome that the twins keep locked away in a basement (see also: Kristen Wiig as Judice). Joke's on me; turns out there is an Olsen sibling. Or maybe I did know that, but the knowledge somehow got lost in my brain's muddle. Oh, well.
Anyway. Meet 22-year-old Elizabeth Olsen. You're gonna hear a lot more about this kid in coming months, I swear. She's currently getting ridiculously rave reviews for her eponymous role in Martha Marcy May Marlene---and I'm talking Kirsten-Dunst-in-Melancholia r...
Man! Beyoncé looks great! You can't even tell she's pregnant!
Anyhoo. Here's the beautiful and talented Beyoncé Knowles, just chilling out with---oh. Ugh. Terry Richardson? You again? Oh, well.
I don't love Richardson's penchant for self-insertion ("Try on my Sexual Predator Spectacles! It'll be so charming!"), although would-be celebs could sure learn a lot from the photographer's entrepreneurial sense of "branding."
What I do love: the face Beyoncé is making. It reminds me ...
Two days ago, Lindsay Lohan was denied entry into the L.A. County Morgue. You knew that already. But Lohan returned, undaunted, yesterday morning---at 5:35 a.m., bless her crazy little heart. (She was 85 minutes early.)
The kid reportedly felt so bad about her tardiness on Thursday, she tried to treat her new coworkers to cupcakes and In-N-Out burgers. But Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter wasn't having it. Instead, he turned the cupcake deliveryperson away. (Nooooo!)
"It's unacceptable," Winter told TMZ at the time. "W...
Remember how these two weirdos got their reality show? They did. And about that, now they're shopping around for a network to pick it up. Naturally, they headed to MTV, home of Jersey Shore and Teen Mom fame. And really, what could be more appropriate? Maybe Courtney could even mentor these girls. Let the teen moms know that if they keep f*cking around, keep heading to the bars and beating the shit out of their gross boyfriends when they should be home raising their damn kids, that said kids might...
That's it: it's not even Halloween yet, but I'm nominating little Jenni Farley here for "Best Costume." Why? Come the f*ck on. Do you really even have to ask that? Does Snooki have some kind of weird venereal disease that makes her lower half look shorter and squatter than her upper half? Does The Situation have deep, penis-shaped grooves in both palms and feet?
Some things just are, guys, and you just can't question it.
[gallery]...
Well lookee here. We have Kris Khumphries, *moving boxes from his New York City hotel room "home," which is shared with wife Kim Kardashian. Oh, that, and he's not wearing his ring, either. Why the long face, Kris? Why the small box? Moreover, why marry a woman who can't even purchase a flat in NYC and has to stay in a long-term hotel room instead?
If it's that last bit that steered you off course, friend, I can't say I blame you. I think Kim's all hot and stuff, and would just love to lear...
Lindsay showed up to the morgue early, shocked some dead people. [Cele|bitchy]
Celebrity reactions to Ghaddafi's death. [Starpulse]
She has no friends of her own, so she scalps her mom's friends. [Lainey Gossip]
Courtney Stodden's begging MTV. [The Superficial]
Kate Winslet loves the no-bra thing. [The Frisky]
Sarah Silverman throws the n-word around. [Huff Po]
Charlie Sheen is laughing at Ashton Kutcher now. [TMZ]
Have you seen Paranormal Activity 3 yet? This is why you sh...
You know who looks good without makeup? LeAnn Rimes does. I know it's a rarity that we here at Evil Beet have a lot of positive things to say about She-of-the-Bone, but I'm totally not lying or exaggerating when I say that she looks better than a lot of other female actresses do when they dare to go bare.
She even looks moderately healthy in these photos. I don't know if she's put on a few pounds or if she's just got some mad gas, but something's working for the lady here today, and it's ...
In lieu of Hilary Swank's recent brouhaha---you remember, the one where she inadvertently attended the birthday of an alleged mass-murderer and war criminal, for money---new services are being unfurled to help celebrities, y'know, avoid that kind of thing.
Gawker has the full report:
How do you know if the guy who paid you six-figures to attend his birthday party in Chechnya is a bloodthirsty madman who tortures for sport? Looking that stuff up---and knowing whether to care about it---is hard. Th...