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Photos of Megan Fox Because, You Know, Why Not?

photo of hot megan fox weight gain pictures photos pics You want to know what's totally butt-ugly? Do you? It's those awful shoes Megan's wearing. I mean, they're just terrible, right? Megan's been looking completely awesome as of late, what with laying off the Botox (her natural facial expressions are SO PRETTY!) and actually consuming some pasta and bread and maybe even some bacon, but the shoes? Please, girl. Let what you've got going on from the ankles up speak for itself. The only thing you're doing by wearing those damn things is distracting us from the beautiful, natural evolution that's going...

Morning Wood

photo of ashley greene hot pictures nudes photos naked pic Taylor Armstrong fired after being beaten to almost-death and after her husband commits suicide. Classy operation. [The Superficial] Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. II coming out with a surprise! [Lainey Gossip] I just love inappropriate death photos. NOT. [Bossip] It's apparently crack AND meth now. [Starpulse] Awesome Halloween cookie ideas. [theBERRY] Madonna doesn't provide for her family. [Cele|bitchy] Blake and Ryan are officially having sex now. [The Superficial] Ashley Greene's on the ...

Lea Michele Is Still A Diva, This Time With Meatballs!

A photo of Lea Michele I know, saying that Lea Michele is a diva is like saying Lady Gaga is wacky or Katy Perry is dumb. But I'm just trying to keep you guys in the know, and this is my livelihood, you know, so we're just going to have to settle in for some good old-fashioned eye-rolling on this fine Monday morning, because Lea Michele is being a diva bitch again, this time on the set of Glee: “Everyone was supposed to throw spaghetti with meatballs, salad and other assorted foods at each other,” an insider tells Star. “Le...

Jamie Bell Is Hilarious And We Should All Love Him

A photo of Jamie Bell Jamie Bell was Billy Elliot in Billy Elliot, in case you didn't know. He was also in The Chumbscrubber and he was in the music video for Green Day's "Wake Me Up When September Ends" (which I just realized also features Evan Rachel Wood, so excuse me for flailing). But now he's in The Adventures of Tintin, which means that he's getting interviews with publications like GQ, which means that he has a great platform to show the world how wonderful he is. Ready? On gifts from fans: I've got lots of...

Learn How to Look Just Like LeAnn Rimes!

A photo of LeAnn Rimes Do you think that LeAnn's look is all the rage? Do you wish that you, too, could land a great catch like Eddie Cibrian? Do you look at all of LeAnn's pictures and think to yourself, "gosh darn it, I wish that I could look like that"? Well, calm your hearts, friends, because LeAnn herself recently opened up about how she maintains her physique, along with a few other juicy tidbits! From Star via Celebitchy: LeAnn on her body: “I understand the public is used to seeing me with baby fat, but you have got to understand that I’m not a baby anymore… everyone has seen my ...

Christina Aguilera Still Refuses to Wear Pants

A photo of Christina Aguilera I swear, Christina, if I have to tell you one more time to put on some pants, I'm going to lose my cool, I really am. I'm just trying to help you, girl, and believe you me, you're at a point in your life where you really need all the help you can get. Now, later we can talk about the possible alcoholism and underlying issues and all that, but for now, Christina, please ... the pants. For the love of God, the pants. [gallery]...

Quotables: Disney Wasn’t Smitten With Captain Jack Sparrow

Photo: Johnny Depp smirks wryly at the 'Rum Diary' premiere, Oct. 13 "They couldn't understand what I was doing. You know? To the point where Disney wanted to---wanted to fire me. They didn't understand the character. They were actually contemplating subtitling the film." ---Johnny Depp tells Larry King about Disney executives' reaction to his mumblecore performance in Pirates of the Caribbean. I absolutely cannot imagine a world without Captain Jack Sparrow. Say what you will about Johnny Depp and his recent campaign to make us hate him, but the guy knows...

Watch This: Scarlett Johansson, Before She Was Famous

D'aaawwww. Before she became a blonde bombshell, Scarlett Johansson was the cutest, most precocious little girl. Here's the youngster at age 11, auditioning for Jumanji. I like the way she plays Judy Shepherd, too! Kind of surly, y'know? And just for funsies, here's Natalie Portman at 12ish, auditioning for her star-making turn in Leon: the Professional. /> D'aaawwww. Before she became a blonde bombshell, Scarlett Johansson was the cutest, most precocious little girl. Here's the youngster at age 11, auditioning for Jumanji. I like the way she plays Judy Shepherd, too! Kind of surly, y'know? And just for funsies, here's Natalie Portman at 12ish, auditioning for her star-making turn in Leon: the Professional. ...

Blake Lively Won’t Leave My Beloved Ryan Reynolds Alone

Photo: Blake Lively, and her dumb hat, and my beloved Ryan Reynolds Today is Ryan Reynolds' birthday, and guess who's celebrating? Me! I am! I have a cake and a party hat and this plaintive-sounding party kazoo and everything. I'm all ready. Happy 35th birthday, Ryan! Wait. Who's that? Who's that anonymous blonde who flew to Boston to hang out with Ryan all Birthday Weekend long? Oh, no. It's Blake Lively! Gee, she sure got over her last relationship pretty quickly. Hmph. According to Radar, this is the third weekend in a row the pair have been spied to...

Paul McCartney Is Still Married, Still Partying Down

Photo: Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell boogied to Motown on Friday night Paul McCartney wed Nancy Shevell way back on October 9, and their wedding reception lasted all hours of the night, even inspiring a noise complaint. The couple is still reportedly celebrating in New York City, you guys! They threw another reception Friday night; Jon Bon Jovi and Barbara Walters attended the fete (slow down, Barbara!), and even Yoko Ono was a surprise guest. And guess who else attended! Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters! He's scheduled to perform at Neil Young's Bridge School...

Watch This: Neil Young Performs with the Arcade Fire

So! You like Neil Young? His sound is very distinctive. What about Win Butler of the Arcade Fire? (The band's sound is also distinctive.) Sure you like them! You have a heart, after all. Here they are, performing Crosby, Stills, and Nash's "Helpless" at last night's Annual Bridge School Benefit Concert, Neil Young's two-day all-acoustic charity benefit. The pairing makes a strange sense, right? Why didn't I see it before? Hmm. Beck also played the event, along with Devendra Banhart, Norah Jones, and Dave Matthews. Tony Bennett will perform later today. /> So! You like Neil Young? His sound is very distinctive. What about Win Butler of the Arcade Fire? (The band's sound is also distinctive.) Sure you like them! You have a heart, after all. Here they are, performing Crosby, Stills, and Nash's "Helpless" at last night's Annual Bridge School Benefit Concert, Neil Young's two-day all-acoustic charity benefit. The pairing makes a strange sense, right? Why didn't I see it before? Hmm. Beck also played the event, along with Devendra Banhart, Norah Jone...

Watch This: Mariah Unveils Her Twins (No, Not THOSE Twins) on National Television

Photo: Babs, Mariah, Nick Cannon, and DEM BABIES! At long last! Meet Moroccan and Monroe, Mariah Carey's babies with husband Nick Cannon. Well, OK---in the preview clip from 20/20 you really only see the backs of the babies' heads. (But! The full interview is embedded below! BABIES!) The happy foursome sat down with Barbara Walters to talk about love, marriage, and baby-makin'. And although it's old news, I sincerely did not know about Mariah's miscarriage. Ugh. If you have time, do watch the whole interview, which first aired last night...