Because who wouldn't love to see this busted bitch do a nudey mag?!
In a tragic but pretty much inevitable step in the sad saga of Lindsay Lohan, the fallen star has agreed to do a photo shoot for Playboy magazine. She won't be wearing clothes, and she'll likely get the cover. At this point, Lindsay's rep is giving the whole "I can neither confirm or deny at this time" routine. That's basically all we know at this point. Oh, and she'll be getting paid close to a million dollars for t...
No, I'm kidding. That'd actually be pretty disturbing and gross, to be honest. The whole trashy a go-go look is for her newest movie in production, Under the Skin, where she plays Laura, an alien who, as said above, is a sexual predator, bent on harvesting male organs. IMDB says it best, as always:
Aliens descend upon Earth with a specific mission in mind: To abduct hitchhikers and take them back to their home world, where human meat is considered a delicacy.
And it doesn't get much better ...
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The winner on last week’s Hayden Panettiere photo: Harriet Meadow
"Hayden Paniettere has recently been diagnos...
You know sometimes someone says something completely out of character and your entire opinion of said person changes just because of that one or two little sentences? I hate when that happens. Here's what Adele had to say this past weekend that got me thinking that I might want to rethink my Adele-love:
“I am a Bieber needer. I met him and he was very sweet. If I was 14 or 15 I think I would be well on it. I’d get on it.”
A Bieber. Needer. And she'd be "well on it"? She'd "get on it"? I really hope that's a cute littl...
Tell me this doesn't look like two people going through hell. But what's Kutcher's deal? Is he, like, truly remorseful for what he did and wants to make the marriage with Demi work, or is he just trying to save face and not come across looking like a douchebag (or lose out on a perpetual link to what modern celebritydom considers Hollywood "royalty")?
The interaction here is just fascinating: these two bastards photographed getting into the same car, allegedly headed to a religious counselin...
OK, moving right along. Based on previous photos, and the way girlfriend's carrying herself these days, how far along do you think she is? Me, I say about six months, and she's going to have a girl. Call it instinct, call it motherhood kindship, whatever - this girl's going to pop around the end of January and her daughter's name is going to be, like, FiFi or some shit. Or Jessa Daisy Duke Mobley or something.
What's your take - how far along is Jess?
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"It was weird and insidious. I never really knew who I was with, who I had been with and what was in my glass. I did not know what I was doing.”
Michelle Williams on first moving to Hollywood, sans college education, sans happy parents. Williams, incidentally, moved to Hollywood when she was 16 to pursue a career in acting, despite her parents' wishes that she finish school. I mean, duh, remember Dawson's Creek? God did I hate that show.
Glad you made it through the jungle, Michelle. I shudder to ...
Jennifer Lopez is crying her eyes out. [The Superficial]
Jessica Simpson is eight months pregnant. [Lainey Gossip]
The week's best trailers. [Starpulse]
Lindsay Lohan's firing people now. [TMZ]
Young stars at the Power of Youth. [theBERRY]
Ashley Tisdale getting too skinny? [Socialite Life]
Kelly Clarkson does math. [The Frisky]
Ryan Reynolds isn't denying it. [Cele|bitchy]
Bieber sucks face. [Socialite Life]
More adorable Mariah babies. [Popbytes]
What estranged Hollywood couple has reunited? [Huff Po]
The chick who's allegedly hooking up with Prince Harry. [Bitten and Bound...
Justin Bieber is Intent on Ruining the Entire Holiday Season, Christmas Classic by Christmas Classic
You know, every time I try to type "Doug," you know what comes out? "Dough." I just can't stop it. Even consciously trying *not* to type "Dough," it happens. Like in that first sentence there. Which I suppose is appropriate, because the "Doug" in question is probably puffy, yeasty, clammy, and spoiled-milk-colored underneath those clothes. Consider me grossed the f*ck out.
Anyway, these two idiots were removed from a family-friendly pumpkin patch this past weekend for - you guessed it - ex...
Girlfriend there turned eighteen, what, months ago? And this is what we're ending up with? Is this what happens when Mommy stops dressing her little girl? I mean, this is probably the most dressed I've seen this girl since How the Grinch Stole Christmas. What's happening here? Where's the knitting needles?
Here's the short answer: she's eighteen now, guys. She doesn't need to rely on gimmicks like flashing her x'ed-off nipples and making out with unattractive girls. She's letting her music spe...
