

"A Guidette is a girl with with a strong personality. She doesn't let anyone bring her down. She likes tanning. She's very independent and she loves to be, like, flashy. ... Snooki's definitely not a role model -- Snooki's just there to have fun in life -- Nicole, I would say, I can be a role model. I'm very strong, independent and I'm loveable, I guess."
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, in a recent interview about her newest book, Confessions of a Guidette. And am I missing something when I hear S...
I know you guys are probably going to, like, drop dead because you've run across a post that *isn't* completely boning Jennifer Love Hewitt, and rightfully so. I mean, it's obvious that both she and LeAnn Rimes own stock in this site, and we never ever have anything else of real value to do aside from talk about these two women, so it's probably going to come as quite a shock that we're here (OK; I'm here) talking smack about the woman I've professed to love time and time and time (and time) again.
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Jessica Simpson's pregnant, so some new wife of an ex just had to have the had the honor to be with child, and we all know that Vanessa Minnillo is just Nick Lachey's beard and he actually can't get within five feet of a willing vagina without breaking out into hives.
From People:
During a visit to Cedar Hill High School near Dallas, a student asked if he has any children. "Um, no, I don't have any kids," Romo replied, following up with, "I've actually got one on the way. My wife's pregnant."
As the students clapped, Romo,...
Hey girl! Long time no see! It's good to see you out of that damned Catwoman costume, and in some real clothes, but this? This is what you're choosing to siege our eyes with? Come on now. You could do so much better. That little one-piece bathing suit? LOVE. The couture dresses and the poofy hair? You rock it. This 5-7-9 dress, though, eh. Stick it back in Blossom's closet, wherever she may be, OK?...
According to sources close to Ashton and Demi:
"Demi didn't come on the actual shooting set or anything -- she never does -- but she spent the day on the lot in his massive trailer. When Ashton and Demi were spotted together, “he put his arm around her and they acted like a couple. They were talking and smiling at each other. Everything seemed just like normal.”
However, a gal pal told press that Demi still hasn’t gotten over Ashton’s alleged affair. "She loves him, but can't forgive him for the embarrassment he has caused.”
Oh Demi. How sad is that, ...
“I’m having a great time. I feel like they say ‘You lose a boyfriend and you gain a best friend’ and that’s really my situation exactly.”
Michele on losing her boyfriend, Theo Stockman, but gaining a best friend. Who I'm also assuming is Theo Stockman. Is that how that works? See, anytime I broke up with a dude (or a dude dumped me), there wasn't a whole lot of "let's be best friends!" going on there. Sometimes there was civil feelings, sometimes there was overt anger or sadness, but the...
Same story, different day: Michael Lohan was arrested in the wee hours Tuesday morning for, once again, trying to beat up his sometimes-lady-friend, 28-year-old gossip journalist Kate Major. According to CNN, authorities responded to a call from Lohan's Tampa home and immediately arrested Lohan for "battery on his live-in girlfriend," the police statement said. Most news sources say the call came from Major's home. Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe.
When D-Listed reported that this was all over a beej, I thought blogger Michael K was ...
Yesterday, Sarah showed you new photos that basically confirm Jessica Simpson's pregnancy. So why won't Jess just come out and tell us what we already know?
Uh, money, that's why. According to the New York Post, the former pop tart is holding out, asking for a cool half-million dollars for her official, exclusive pregnancy announcement---for $750,000, you can have the exclusive baby photos, too!---but People, Us Weekly, and OK! have already passed on Simpson's offer. Ouch. (Supposedly, OK...
"He [Ashton] really takes everything so seriously, but then he would also make me laugh so hard and play pranks on me [during the filming of New Year's Eve]. One day, I opened up a door and he was supposed to be there fully clothed and he wasn't. That was awesome."
- Lea Michele somehow manages to refer to Ashton Kutcher being naked as "awesome."
Way to stir up some shit, Lea. It's not like anything is going on in Ashton's life that would make this little remark seem shady or inappropriate. Nope, not at all. Keep up the good work, Lea...
Kirsten Dunst's "big boobs" on display. [The Superficial]
The best and the worst of the Q Awards. [The Frisky]
Drunken Tara Reid says she was never "really" married. [TMZ]
Violent Frankie Muniz gets engaged to violent girlfriend. [Starpulse]
What Russell Brand and Katy Perry did for their anniversary. [Lainey Gossip]
Check out Coldplay's new album if you're into that sort of thing. [LA Times]
Chris Evans nudity! [Socialite Life]
Kim Kardashian was booed at her own birthday party. [Yeeeah]
Demi Moore visits Ashton on set. How embar...