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Quotables: Snooki’s Identity Crisis

photo of nicole snooki polizzi signing her book pictures photos pics "A Guidette is a girl with with a strong personality. She doesn't let anyone bring her down. She likes tanning. She's very independent and she loves to be, like, flashy. ... Snooki's definitely not a role model -- Snooki's just there to have fun in life -- Nicole, I would say, I can be a role model. I'm very strong, independent and I'm loveable, I guess." Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, in a recent interview about her newest book, Confessions of a Guidette. And am I missing something when I hear S...

Jennifer Love Hewitt Sure Does Love That Bandage-Dress Look, Huh?

photo of jennifer love hewitt weight loss bandage dress pictures 2011 photo I know you guys are probably going to, like, drop dead because you've run across a post that *isn't* completely boning Jennifer Love Hewitt, and rightfully so. I mean, it's obvious that both she and LeAnn Rimes own stock in this site, and we never ever have anything else of real value to do aside from talk about these two women, so it's probably going to come as quite a shock that we're here (OK; I'm here) talking smack about the woman I've professed to love time and time and time (and time) again. ...

Of Course Tony Romo’s Wife is Pregnant

photo of jessica simpson and tony romo pictures dating break up photos pics Jessica Simpson's pregnant, so some new wife of an ex just had to have the had the honor to be with child, and we all know that Vanessa Minnillo is just Nick Lachey's beard and he actually can't get within five feet of a willing vagina without breaking out into hives. From People: During a visit to Cedar Hill High School near Dallas, a student asked if he has any children. "Um, no, I don't have any kids," Romo replied, following up with, "I've actually got one on the way. My wife's pregnant." As the students clapped, Romo,...

Love It or Leave It: Anne Hathaway’s 90’s-Inspired Dress

photo of anne hathaway pics skinny photos pictures Hey girl! Long time no see! It's good to see you out of that damned Catwoman costume, and in some real clothes, but this? This is what you're choosing to siege our eyes with? Come on now. You could do so much better. That little one-piece bathing suit? LOVE. The couture dresses and the poofy hair? You rock it. This 5-7-9 dress, though, eh. Stick it back in Blossom's closet, wherever she may be, OK?...

Anderson Cooper Thinks You’re a Dink, Too, Courtney Stodden

I gathered that Anderson thinks Courtney's a trashy, rotten pumpkin-head with a mad facial tic. And I've realized, I'm totally OK with that and, as always, I agree whole-heartedly with what the Silver Fox has to say. Love you, Anderson! ...

Demi Moore Doesn’t Trust Ashton Anymore So She’s Lurking in His Trailer Now

photo of ashton kutcher and demi moore in happier days pictures photos pics According to sources close to Ashton and Demi: "Demi didn't come on the actual shooting set or anything -- she never does -- but she spent the day on the lot in his massive trailer. When Ashton and Demi were spotted together, “he put his arm around her and they acted like a couple. They were talking and smiling at each other. Everything seemed just like normal.” However, a gal pal told press that Demi still hasn’t gotten over Ashton’s alleged affair. "She loves him, but can't forgive him for the embarrassment he has caused.” Oh Demi. How sad is that, ...

Quotables: Lea Michele Isn’t Ashamed of Being Single, YOU HEAR?

photo of lea michele glee photo shoot pics “I’m having a great time. I feel like they say ‘You lose a boyfriend and you gain a best friend’ and that’s really my situation exactly.” Michele on losing her boyfriend, Theo Stockman, but gaining a best friend. Who I'm also assuming is Theo Stockman. Is that how that works? See, anytime I broke up with a dude (or a dude dumped me), there wasn't a whole lot of "let's be best friends!" going on there. Sometimes there was civil feelings, sometimes there was overt anger or sadness, but the...

Michael Lohan Arrested AGAIN (This Time Over a BJ), Faked a Heart Attack, Tried to Escape

Photo: Michael Lohan's mugshot. Lohan was booked Tuesday morning. Same story, different day: Michael Lohan was arrested in the wee hours Tuesday morning for, once again, trying to beat up his sometimes-lady-friend, 28-year-old gossip journalist Kate Major. According to CNN, authorities responded to a call from Lohan's Tampa home and immediately arrested Lohan for "battery on his live-in girlfriend," the police statement said. Most news sources say the call came from Major's home. Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe. When D-Listed reported that this was all over a beej, I thought blogger Michael K was ...

Zero Interest in Jessica Simpson’s Pregnancy? Blame the Economy

Photo: Jessica Simpson with her security guard on October 24, 2011 in New York City. Yesterday, Sarah showed you new photos that basically confirm Jessica Simpson's pregnancy. So why won't Jess just come out and tell us what we already know? Uh, money, that's why. According to the New York Post, the former pop tart is holding out, asking for a cool half-million dollars for her official, exclusive pregnancy announcement---for $750,000, you can have the exclusive baby photos, too!---but People, Us Weekly, and OK! have already passed on Simpson's offer. Ouch. (Supposedly, OK...

Spike Jonze Releases A New Short for Halloween!

Do you remember how much I love Spike Jonze? Because it's a lot. And with his latest project, this adorable little short titled Mourir Auprès de Toi, which translates to "To Die By Your Side," he's doing nothing but exacerbating that love. Do you love it as much as I do?...

Quotables: Ashton Kutcher Got Naked for Lea Michele

A photo of Lea Michele "He [Ashton] really takes everything so seriously, but then he would also make me laugh so hard and play pranks on me [during the filming of New Year's Eve]. One day, I opened up a door and he was supposed to be there fully clothed and he wasn't. That was awesome." - Lea Michele somehow manages to refer to Ashton Kutcher being naked as "awesome." Way to stir up some shit, Lea. It's not like anything is going on in Ashton's life that would make this little remark seem shady or inappropriate. Nope, not at all. Keep up the good work, Lea...

Morning Wood

photos of hot skinny keira knightley thin photos pics Kirsten Dunst's "big boobs" on display. [The Superficial] The best and the worst of the Q Awards. [The Frisky] Drunken Tara Reid says she was never "really" married. [TMZ] Violent Frankie Muniz gets engaged to violent girlfriend. [Starpulse] What Russell Brand and Katy Perry did for their anniversary. [Lainey Gossip] Check out Coldplay's new album if you're into that sort of thing. [LA Times] Chris Evans nudity! [Socialite Life] Kim Kardashian was booed at her own birthday party. [Yeeeah] Demi Moore visits Ashton on set. How embar...
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