I'm just kidding, everybody, of course I know that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. Everybody knows that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. It's just fun to look at all the pictures, isn't it, without any confirmation? It's like one of those super fun "is she or isn't she" games, except this time if we're wrong it probably means she has a giant tumor or a deadly burrito addiction. The stakes are high, friends, and it's thrilling.
So who still thinks it's a food baby?
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Zooey Deschanel can't do anything wrong. There, I said it. I would listen to her beautiful music and look at her beautiful face for days. Also, have you been watching New Girl? I rest my case.
For those of you who love Zooey as much as I do, here are 25 facts that will probably make you love her even more:
1. I accidentally entered a beauty pageant.
2. I hate camping, but I love summer camp.
3. I took three years off from acting and toured with my band, She & Him.
4. I used to dress up like a princess to do my homework.
5. I have had brown hair and bangs since I...
"The sex scene is never described in the book, so every single person who read it had their own idea in their mind. The entire time we were filming it we thought “We have to make this look spectacular to everyone,” and we were thinking on how to meet people’s expectations. But you also worry about how you’re going to look, I had never been so worried about that before, but after seeing how much Taylor works out for the movies, I thought “Well, everybody is really going to judge me n...
Is it any surprise that Mariah Carey designed this nursery? The glamour, the opulence: it really just screams Mariah, doesn't it?
Here are all the details on Roc and Roe's fabulous nursery:
Now, Life & Style brings you inside Moroccan and Monroe's (nicknamed Roc and Roe) luxurious NYC nursery filled with Roberto Cavalli designed matching outfits, plush stuffed animals and AFK cribs worth $3,594 a piece!
"I wanted to create a beautiful, tranquil, cozy environment," Mariah tells Life & Style of their two beautiful nur...
That wily Michael Lohan! If you refuse to fellate him, you will be assaulted, and if you try to arrest him ... well, you can arrest him, but don't expect him take it lying down.
Predictably, this last time that Michael Lohan got arrested for assaulting his lady didn't go so smoothly. Here's what happened: the cops came, they handcuffed him, and then oh, ow, ouch, wait, chest pains! So the cops took him to the hospital to get him checked out, and then, quiet as a mouse and sly as a fox, Michael grabbed the c...
My sincere apologies to everyone who thought that Snooki would somehow make it out of this whole Jersey Shore debacle and do something great with her life, but it's just not so. Please, don't mistake what I'm saying for an insult, because I certainly don't intend it to be, I just believe that Snooki is not destined for a life of, shall we say, traditional greatness. No, her destiny is far more important, because hey, who wouldn't love to go to Grandma's house and hear her warn against the whale sperm in the ocean or see her in tank tops to show off her sweet ink? />
My sincere apologies to everyone who thought that Snooki would somehow make it out of this whole Jersey Shore debacle and do something great with her life, but it's just not so. Please, don't mistake what I'm saying for an insult, because I certainly don't intend it to be, I just believe that Snooki is not destined for a life of, shall we say, traditional greatness. No, her destiny is far more important, because hey, who wouldn't love to go to Grandma's house and hear her warn against the whale sperm in the ocean or see her in tank tops to show off her sweet ink?...
Well, it's all doom-and-gloom from me today, I'm afraid.
This is one of those things I'm not sure whether to cover on a gossip blog, or how. A lot of you maybe haven't even heard of comedian Patrice O'Neal---although, if you watched the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen back in September, you definitely remember him. O'Neal was edgy without being malicious, which I liked, and he was incisive, and it helped that he was very, very funny.
O'Neal was also a regular on the Opie and Anth...
Sorry to bring this up again---I know you're probably over it---but Mitch Winehouse and his family hopefully have some closure. Amy Winehouse died of alcohol poisoning, toxicologists have confirmed.
To recap: Mitch Winehouse, her father, claimed that Amy had most likely died from alcohol withdrawal. He added that she had kicked the hard stuff---she had been clean for at least a year---but despite a preparatory stint in rehab and a period of sustained sobriety, her Belgrade performance was ...
See that photo up there? That's Lindsay Lohan arriving at the Playboy mansion for her photo shoot. Classy, huh? Looks like she arrived on foot, too (I'm kidding; of course I know she didn't arrive on foot. She took her meth-powered jetpack, duh).
The nude shoot, according to Lindsay's mom, did happen, and it "went well." And I'm guessing "went well" means that no one was accidentally sprayed with Lindsay's special strain of VD, and no one got Legionnaire's Disease this time around. As long...
The Tweet that girlfriend posted with this photo?:
"Short girl problems."
Jessica is 5'3", and according to the photo, she's got monstrous toilets in her house or wherever. And a bidet, too. I mean, I'm hoping it's her house and not some public stall in an upscale gas station that's she's going barefoot in.
Anyway. I'm 5'3", and I have no problems climbing on or off the toilet. But hey. Maybe my toilets just aren't as cool as Jess's - one never knows, now, do they?...
Please. Please, please, please. Courtney Stodden, I don't want to hear one more thing out of your twitchy little mouth about everything on your body being "rill," because unless you have a fraternal twin out there somewhere (a, ahem, better-looking fraternal twin at that), it's all complete BS to me. ALL of it.
Check out the other photo in the gallery who is definitely Courtney Stodden and who definitely looks nothing like Courtney Stodden.
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I'm just kidding, everybody, of course I know that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. Everybody knows that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. It's just fun to look at all the pictures, isn't it, without any confirmation? It's like one of those super fun "is she or isn't she" games, except this time if we're wrong it probably means she has a giant tumor or a deadly burrito addiction. The stakes are high, friends, and it's thrilling.
So who still thinks it's a food baby?
[gallery columns="5"]...
Zooey Deschanel can't do anything wrong. There, I said it. I would listen to her beautiful music and look at her beautiful face for days. Also, have you been watching New Girl? I rest my case.
For those of you who love Zooey as much as I do, here are 25 facts that will probably make you love her even more:
1. I accidentally entered a beauty pageant.
2. I hate camping, but I love summer camp.
3. I took three years off from acting and toured with my band, She & Him.
4. I used to dress up like a princess to do my homework.
5. I have had brown hair and bangs since I...
"The sex scene is never described in the book, so every single person who read it had their own idea in their mind. The entire time we were filming it we thought “We have to make this look spectacular to everyone,” and we were thinking on how to meet people’s expectations. But you also worry about how you’re going to look, I had never been so worried about that before, but after seeing how much Taylor works out for the movies, I thought “Well, everybody is really going to judge me n...
Is it any surprise that Mariah Carey designed this nursery? The glamour, the opulence: it really just screams Mariah, doesn't it?
Here are all the details on Roc and Roe's fabulous nursery:
Now, Life & Style brings you inside Moroccan and Monroe's (nicknamed Roc and Roe) luxurious NYC nursery filled with Roberto Cavalli designed matching outfits, plush stuffed animals and AFK cribs worth $3,594 a piece!
"I wanted to create a beautiful, tranquil, cozy environment," Mariah tells Life & Style of their two beautiful nur...
That wily Michael Lohan! If you refuse to fellate him, you will be assaulted, and if you try to arrest him ... well, you can arrest him, but don't expect him take it lying down.
Predictably, this last time that Michael Lohan got arrested for assaulting his lady didn't go so smoothly. Here's what happened: the cops came, they handcuffed him, and then oh, ow, ouch, wait, chest pains! So the cops took him to the hospital to get him checked out, and then, quiet as a mouse and sly as a fox, Michael grabbed the c...
Well, it's all doom-and-gloom from me today, I'm afraid.
This is one of those things I'm not sure whether to cover on a gossip blog, or how. A lot of you maybe haven't even heard of comedian Patrice O'Neal---although, if you watched the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen back in September, you definitely remember him. O'Neal was edgy without being malicious, which I liked, and he was incisive, and it helped that he was very, very funny.
O'Neal was also a regular on the Opie and Anth...
Sorry to bring this up again---I know you're probably over it---but Mitch Winehouse and his family hopefully have some closure. Amy Winehouse died of alcohol poisoning, toxicologists have confirmed.
To recap: Mitch Winehouse, her father, claimed that Amy had most likely died from alcohol withdrawal. He added that she had kicked the hard stuff---she had been clean for at least a year---but despite a preparatory stint in rehab and a period of sustained sobriety, her Belgrade performance was ...
See that photo up there? That's Lindsay Lohan arriving at the Playboy mansion for her photo shoot. Classy, huh? Looks like she arrived on foot, too (I'm kidding; of course I know she didn't arrive on foot. She took her meth-powered jetpack, duh).
The nude shoot, according to Lindsay's mom, did happen, and it "went well." And I'm guessing "went well" means that no one was accidentally sprayed with Lindsay's special strain of VD, and no one got Legionnaire's Disease this time around. As long...
The Tweet that girlfriend posted with this photo?:
"Short girl problems."
Jessica is 5'3", and according to the photo, she's got monstrous toilets in her house or wherever. And a bidet, too. I mean, I'm hoping it's her house and not some public stall in an upscale gas station that's she's going barefoot in.
Anyway. I'm 5'3", and I have no problems climbing on or off the toilet. But hey. Maybe my toilets just aren't as cool as Jess's - one never knows, now, do they?...
Please. Please, please, please. Courtney Stodden, I don't want to hear one more thing out of your twitchy little mouth about everything on your body being "rill," because unless you have a fraternal twin out there somewhere (a, ahem, better-looking fraternal twin at that), it's all complete BS to me. ALL of it.
Check out the other photo in the gallery who is definitely Courtney Stodden and who definitely looks nothing like Courtney Stodden.
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