Right? When Rihanna first released this tragic song, it was all I could do to get through the entire thing. If I remember correctly, the only way I managed it was by letting my guinea pig listen along with me and repeating "it'll be over soon, Aladdin*. It'll be over soon."
But Coldplay went and did the unthinkable and made a Rihanna song into a song that I actually enjoy. This is monumental. This is a great moment in history. This is precisely why Coldplay needs to cover all the songs.
*His name is Aladdin, but like Bowie's Aladdin Sane, not the more traditional Aladdin. As you can imagine, he is one fierce guinea pig. />
Right? When Rihanna first released this tragic song, it was all I could do to get through the entire thing. If I remember correctly, the only way I managed it was by letting my guinea pig listen along with me and repeating "it'll be over soon, Aladdin*. It'll be over soon."
But Coldplay went and did the unthinkable and made a Rihanna song into a song that I actually enjoy. This is monumental. This is a great moment in history. This is precisely why Coldplay needs to cover all the songs.
*His name is Aladdin...
I'll say this about Michael Lohan: the man has got gumption. Just when you think you've got him, BAM! No such luck! You can't cage a wild animal, and Michael Lohan is no exception.
For example, when Michael here decided that he wanted to talk to his girlfriend, Kate Major, just a couple days after getting arrested for beating and threatening to kill her, he went ahead and did it. He called and called her, and since Kate wasn't quite ready to kiss and make up, she called the police, who rolled...
For real, that's what this interview is all about. Ryan Gosling is the most whimsical man in all the land, and I really don't think I need to waste any more time with this preamble, so let's get right down to this adorable Ryan Gosling business:
On his popularity: "I'm just so sick of myself. I can't imagine how everyone else feels. And there's just nowhere to go but down really from here. So, hey, it's been nice. It's been real."
On being compared to George Clooney: "I don't even know wh...
It's those damn vocal hemorrhages is what it is. The hemorrhages have forced the lovely Adele to cancel concert after concert for the past several months, but things are about to get serious: no more concerts for the rest of the year so this girl can finally get better.
Here's the official announcement from Adele's website:
It is with deep regret that Adele has been forced to cancel her remaining live dates and promotional appearances in 2011. She is to undergo surgery to alleviate the curren...
Sinead O'Connor has Jesus on her chest. [The Superficial]
Blake Lively suctioning onto Ryan Reynolds. [Cele|bitchy]
Courtney Cox in a skin-tight wetsuit. [Starpulse]
Justin Bieber's moronic car. [Socialite Life]
Usher attacked by screaming woman. [TMZ]
Joan Rivers dresses up as Suri Cruise. [Bossip]
Isla Fisher on the set of The Great Gatsby. [Caught on Set]
Topless Friday. [theBERRY]
The Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol trailer has arrived. [The Blemish]
The Top 10 Actress Centerfolds in Playboy. [Popbytes]
Gay dance music alert. [OMGBlog]
Jessica's way, way pregnant. [INFDaily]
Kate's a Stag...
Nope, we still aren't done with Courtney Stodden, and whatever she and her mother are up to is totally working, it devastates me to admit.
Here's the precocious Mrs. Hutchison as a 15-year old, competing in the Miss Washington Teen USA Pageant. You can see how, even in the distant, uh, back in 2010, little Court is already demonstrating her unique and special brand of gammin' and struttin'. Looking good, kid! />
Nope, we still aren't done with Courtney Stodden, and whatever she and her mother are up to is totally working, it devastates me to admit.
Here's the precocious Mrs. Hutchison as a 15-year old, competing in the Miss Washington Teen USA Pageant. You can see how, even in the distant, uh, back in 2010, little Court is already demonstrating her unique and special brand of gammin' and struttin'. Looking good, kid!...
OK, here is what I already know about Lisa Ling without actually peeking:
- Lisa Ling was a reporter for Channel One News, which aired in public schools like mine. (Channel One also helped to launch the journalism career of one not-yet-silvery Anderson Cooper, as I recall. Also: a lot of the employees at Current TV got their start at Channel One.)
- Lisa Ling's little sister, a Current TV journalist, was imprisoned in North Korea.
- Lisa Ling was on The View really early on---you know...
From Glamour UK, Kristen on her steamy Breaking Dawn sex scenes:
"On a particular level, it’s entirely true that it’s the most important scene in the whole movie, but obviously it goes without saying it’s been built up at this point to an insane degree… It’s funny, because in the book, you don’t see anything. It’s everyone’s imagination, so it’s entirely subjective. I hope it’s good! There are two big sex scenes in the two [final] films, and we did them fairly early. It was so w...
Matt Felker? Remember him? He was in 'Toxic'. He was also in the video for 'Stacy's Mom', which I wasn't aware of, and now this ruins my entire vision of a hot, tanned Matt Felker writhing around on the floor as a male stripper, because now all I hear is "Stacy's mom/has got it going on" playing in the background. Nice. Real nice.
Anyway, he's starring in the upcoming movie Balls to the Wall, which just looks like a shitshow of awesome hilarity (Chad? Really?) featuring some really gawky-looking dude as a stripper-in-training and Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore.
Plus, you get to see his bare ass in this movie, which is probably incentive enough to see it. For a free preview, jump in. The photo's not really all that NSFW (unless your place of employment has a problem with men in assless chaps seducing cowboy midgets), but take caution anyway. We here at Evil Beet aren't held responsible for any involuntary bodily fluid emissions that may occur.
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Matt Felker? Remember him? He was in 'Toxic'. He was also in the video for 'Stacy's Mom', which I wasn't aware of, and now this ruins my entire vision of a hot, tanned Matt Felker writhing around on the floor as a male stripper, because now all I hear is "Stacy's mom/has got it going on" playing in the background. Nice. Real nice.
Anyway, he's starring in the upcoming movie Balls to the Wall, which just looks like a shitshow of awesome hilarity (Chad? Really?) featuring some really gawky-loo...
Michael Lohan's back on the drugs. [The Superficial]
Jessica lets Justin have friends, apparently. [Lainey Gossip]
What Willow Smith's been doing. [Bossip]
Sylvester Stallone's killing people now. [Starpulse]
Jennifer Lopez says to love yourself first. [Cele|bitchy]
A Jason Segel sex tape? [Huff Po]
Heidi Klum's latest Halloween costume. [The Frisky]
Beyonce's non-baby bump. [Bossip]
Steven Tyler's busted-up face. [Yeeeah]
Best celebrity Twit Pics. [theBERRY]
The Paris Hilton mask. [INFDaily]
Kim Kardashian auctions boyfriends. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kim Zolciak is no J Woww. ...
Look who we found in New York, rocking the nude face! It's Anne Hathaway, and she doesn't exactly look all that happy to have her photo snapped! Why? Search me. Anne here has a perfectly lovely non-makeup'd face, and it's nothing to hide. Maybe it has more to do with the whole "invasion of privacy" thing, but hey. What do I know about personal privacy anyway?
The bottom line is that it's nice - really nice - to see a celebrity who's not orange. And who's not wearing dresses from defunct 90's m...
"I had it [Human Papillomavirus]. But I mean, a lot of people get it from my ex."
You know, I read this quote online today and I laughed out loud. No, seriously - before I started scouring the Internet to find out if Alexa Ray Joel's quote in a recent XOJane interview was a misprint ('cause you know, that never happens or anything), I laughed and I laughed hard. Not at Miss Alexa's misfortune of contracting HPV, because that part sucks, but about a lot of people getting it from her ex. By then, I'd managed to track down the original i...