Surprise, it's Madonna! Yay! I hope nobody slips up and places some ugly flowers in her dressing room, LOL! Remember, because she has strong feelings about certain kinds of flowers. Oh, Madonna, what will you do next?!
Now, I don't love Madonna or anything crazy like that (sorry I never jammed to "Material Girl" or whatever, but it doesn't make me a bad person), but I'm sure her show will still be waaaaay better than last year's. Remember that train wreck? That completely uncalled-fo...
"That’s not me. That’s a part I play. You know, like it’s a piece of art … I just want to make music. See, people - especially white people - they want me to be a role model just because of the life I lead. The things I say in my songs, they expect it of me and being a role model became more of my job than I wanted it to be. But no, I just want to make music. That’s it."
- Rihanna opens up about not being such a saucy minx in real life. I think.
Does this quote confuse the he...
Lindsay Lohan's latest upskirt. [The Superficial]
Picture him on top of you, OK? [Lainey Gossip]
Evangeline Lilly looks awesome for just having a baby, and for just being a human being. [Starpulse]
Kristen Stewart talks Twilight in new interview. [theBERRY]
And here's her latest bikini body. [Socialite Life]
Madonna gets back up on that horse. [TMZ]
Want a beer-scented vaginal wipe? [The Frisky]
Jessica Biel: pregnant. [Cele|bitchy]
Tara Reid's making shit for the latest American Pie movie. [Popbytes]
Hank Williams compares Obama to Hitler. [Huff Po]
The 'King of Infomercials' commits ...
In New Zealand, grown men can dress as sheep, snuggle together in a cramped "SkyCouch" fold-down seat (sharing a SkyCouch is a great way to save money!), and dream sweet, sweet dreams of David Hasselhoff.
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In New Zealand, grown men can dress as sheep, snuggle together in a cramped "SkyCouch" fold-down seat (sharing a SkyCouch is a great way to save money!), and dream sweet, sweet dreams of David Hasselhoff.
Yeah, OK, it's no "Hooked on a Feeling," but it's sure getting there....
To quickly catch you up on Saturday Night Live news: Kenan Thompson is engaged to his model fiancée; meanwhile, castmembers Fred Armisen and Abby Elliott broke up. (A 20-year age gap, you say? RRRRRRRRED FLAG!)
Saturday's episode of SNL, hosted by Emmy-winning Melissa McCarthy, garnered higher ratings than the season premiere, incredibly. Did McCarthy's performance manage to top Alec Baldwin's? Absolutely. The lady was up for anything.
The cold open uses Taran Killam's (who?) considerable talents (I know, right?...
First. UNNHH. How hot is T.I.? I'm not one to crush on the rapper-types, as I find a lot of them kind of pretentious and crappy and self-involved, but T.I. is HOT HOT HOT. Taylor Swift, on the other hand? Well. I don't know. Not so much. You know how we kind of collectively feel about Taylor Swift around these parts, so I'll give her a free pass on this one and move on to the good points. How about all that screaming? I didn't know there were many Taylor Swift fans that were also T.I. fans, and vice versa.
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First. UNNHH. How hot is T.I.? I'm not one to crush on the rapper-types, as I find a lot of them kind of pretentious and crappy and self-involved, but T.I. is HOT HOT HOT. Taylor Swift, on the other hand? Well. I don't know. Not so much. You know how we kind of collectively feel about Taylor Swift around these parts, so I'll give her a free pass on this one and move on to the good points. How about all that screaming? I didn't know there were many Taylor Swift fans that were also T.I. fans, an...
I can't say that I'm complaining, since Megan's so gorgeous now that the Botox is finally kind of going away and her regular face is morphing back into itself. That's a good thing, and Megan herself is looking way, way better than she used to, but I still maintain my position that Megan is gorgeous even without the Photoshop. It's kind of like using spray tanner on Snooki to make her look even tanner. Some things just can't be made any better - or worse - than they are on their own. On the whole, Photoshop's efforts do nothing for Megan's looks. Photoshop positively melts under the influence of Megan...
Details of Ashton Kutcher's recent fling with Sara Leal. [Bossip]
James Marsden is the father of January Jones' baby. [The Superficial]
Orlando Bloom caught mooning over this woman. [Lainey Gossip]
An Arrested Development movie? [Starpulse]
Jack is apparently still looking for Rose. [theBERRY]
Seth Rogen got married. [Cele|bitchy]
David Beckham and his three boys. [INFDaily]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt does a magazine cover. [Amy Grindhouse]
Melissa McCarthy kicks SNL ass. [The F...
Reg Traviss, right? Him. The one who was supposedly with Amy - but not with Amy, as other media outlets report - when she passed away has some pretty nice, posthumous things to say about my fallen angel, and while it should probably make those who mourn Amy feel a sort of consolation because they now know that there was someone else out there who saw in Amy what they, themselves, did, it only makes me sadder.
Traviss on Amy's energy level and the toll it took on her fragile body:
"From time ...
Something look familiar to you in this picture? Like maybe it was the exact same figure that was "unveiled" back in August, just with different clothes, hair, and makeup? Because it is. See?:
I mean, I'm not saying that they should re-sculpt or re-manufacture another entirely new wax figure for every celebrity on the regular (especially someone like Rihanna, or worse, Fergie), but let's at least try to space the new model release out from the prior, you know? ...
You know those things on the bottoms of recyclable containers? The little numbers encircled (entriangled?) in the "Recycle!" symbol? No? Oh for f*ck's sake. These things:
I'm betting that these suckers are all over Courtney's body, hidden delicately between the subtle folds of her soft, adolescent skin, just waiting to be discovered in photos like the ones above. Yup. Like the one up there where Courtney's man has a seagull feather stuck behind his ear. THAT'S DISGUSTING. Doesn't he know how ...
Does that kind of creep any of you out? That boyfriend there has this sex tape, and people are only now talking about it, like, almost two decades after he's been in the ground? I'm making grim faces, guys. Consider me put the eff off. From TMZ:
The tape, shot in 1991, begins with a bunch of groupies in a living room during a house party. Tupac walks into the room with his pants down to his ankles, his shirt off ... sporting several chains.
Tupac -- whose head is shaved -- pulls one of the women toward him, and she begins performing oral sex. As she does her thing, an unreleased song of Tupac's is playing in the back...
Surprise, it's Madonna! Yay! I hope nobody slips up and places some ugly flowers in her dressing room, LOL! Remember, because she has strong feelings about certain kinds of flowers. Oh, Madonna, what will you do next?!
Now, I don't love Madonna or anything crazy like that (sorry I never jammed to "Material Girl" or whatever, but it doesn't make me a bad person), but I'm sure her show will still be waaaaay better than last year's. Remember that train wreck? That completely uncalled-fo...
"That’s not me. That’s a part I play. You know, like it’s a piece of art … I just want to make music. See, people - especially white people - they want me to be a role model just because of the life I lead. The things I say in my songs, they expect it of me and being a role model became more of my job than I wanted it to be. But no, I just want to make music. That’s it."
- Rihanna opens up about not being such a saucy minx in real life. I think.
Does this quote confuse the he...
Lindsay Lohan's latest upskirt. [The Superficial]
Picture him on top of you, OK? [Lainey Gossip]
Evangeline Lilly looks awesome for just having a baby, and for just being a human being. [Starpulse]
Kristen Stewart talks Twilight in new interview. [theBERRY]
And here's her latest bikini body. [Socialite Life]
Madonna gets back up on that horse. [TMZ]
Want a beer-scented vaginal wipe? [The Frisky]
Jessica Biel: pregnant. [Cele|bitchy]
Tara Reid's making shit for the latest American Pie movie. [Popbytes]
Hank Williams compares Obama to Hitler. [Huff Po]
The 'King of Infomercials' commits ...
To quickly catch you up on Saturday Night Live news: Kenan Thompson is engaged to his model fiancée; meanwhile, castmembers Fred Armisen and Abby Elliott broke up. (A 20-year age gap, you say? RRRRRRRRED FLAG!)
Saturday's episode of SNL, hosted by Emmy-winning Melissa McCarthy, garnered higher ratings than the season premiere, incredibly. Did McCarthy's performance manage to top Alec Baldwin's? Absolutely. The lady was up for anything.
The cold open uses Taran Killam's (who?) considerable talents (I know, right?...
I can't say that I'm complaining, since Megan's so gorgeous now that the Botox is finally kind of going away and her regular face is morphing back into itself. That's a good thing, and Megan herself is looking way, way better than she used to, but I still maintain my position that Megan is gorgeous even without the Photoshop. It's kind of like using spray tanner on Snooki to make her look even tanner. Some things just can't be made any better - or worse - than they are on their own. On the whole, Photoshop's efforts do nothing for Megan's looks. Photoshop positively melts under the influence of Megan...
Details of Ashton Kutcher's recent fling with Sara Leal. [Bossip]
James Marsden is the father of January Jones' baby. [The Superficial]
Orlando Bloom caught mooning over this woman. [Lainey Gossip]
An Arrested Development movie? [Starpulse]
Jack is apparently still looking for Rose. [theBERRY]
Seth Rogen got married. [Cele|bitchy]
David Beckham and his three boys. [INFDaily]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt does a magazine cover. [Amy Grindhouse]
Melissa McCarthy kicks SNL ass. [The F...
Reg Traviss, right? Him. The one who was supposedly with Amy - but not with Amy, as other media outlets report - when she passed away has some pretty nice, posthumous things to say about my fallen angel, and while it should probably make those who mourn Amy feel a sort of consolation because they now know that there was someone else out there who saw in Amy what they, themselves, did, it only makes me sadder.
Traviss on Amy's energy level and the toll it took on her fragile body:
"From time ...
Something look familiar to you in this picture? Like maybe it was the exact same figure that was "unveiled" back in August, just with different clothes, hair, and makeup? Because it is. See?:
I mean, I'm not saying that they should re-sculpt or re-manufacture another entirely new wax figure for every celebrity on the regular (especially someone like Rihanna, or worse, Fergie), but let's at least try to space the new model release out from the prior, you know? ...
You know those things on the bottoms of recyclable containers? The little numbers encircled (entriangled?) in the "Recycle!" symbol? No? Oh for f*ck's sake. These things:
I'm betting that these suckers are all over Courtney's body, hidden delicately between the subtle folds of her soft, adolescent skin, just waiting to be discovered in photos like the ones above. Yup. Like the one up there where Courtney's man has a seagull feather stuck behind his ear. THAT'S DISGUSTING. Doesn't he know how ...
Does that kind of creep any of you out? That boyfriend there has this sex tape, and people are only now talking about it, like, almost two decades after he's been in the ground? I'm making grim faces, guys. Consider me put the eff off. From TMZ:
The tape, shot in 1991, begins with a bunch of groupies in a living room during a house party. Tupac walks into the room with his pants down to his ankles, his shirt off ... sporting several chains.
Tupac -- whose head is shaved -- pulls one of the women toward him, and she begins performing oral sex. As she does her thing, an unreleased song of Tupac's is playing in the back...