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Watch as Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Dr. Drew Learn The Sign Language for “Rough Sex”

Yeah, so I think that headline and this video really speak for themselves. Well, and also I thought that some of you might care to hear Joseph Gordon-Levitt talk about sex. That's bound to do something for someone, right?...

Johnny Depp Says Photoshoots Are “Like Rape”

photo of johnny depp pictures photos First, let me say that I'm not one to jump on the "BASTARD CELEBRITIES ARE TRIVIALIZING RAPE, MAHGOD!" bandwagon, because you know what? Sometimes people just say stupid shit. To take that further, sometimes there are just STUPID PEOPLE. However, I never thought that Johnny Depp was stupid or ill-spoken, which is why his recent Vanity Fair interview struck me as kind of off. From the mouth of Depp: Despite being one of the world’s most handsome men, Johnny Depp hates photo shoots so much, he c...

Stick a Fork in ‘Em, They’re Done: Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio

photo of leonardo and blake pictures dating yacht photos pics Oh no, what's Blake going to do now, aside from capitalize off of her COMPLETELY AWESOME nude photos? Continue doing the Gossip Girl thing, sans big-time-boyfriend fame? Find other yachts to hang out on in the Mediterranean? Do an album? Or hell, maybe she'll fold the whole thing over and go the Michelle Williams route: writing love letters for a living. Or, OOH. Sous chef. Point is, Blake can't act her way out of a home "photo shoot," and the only thing she really had going over the past few months...

Love It or Leave It: Lea Michele’s Black Mini

photo of lea michele black minidress pictures photos Look! Lea Michele did something (fashion-wise, anyway) that I can get behind! I am just loving this dress. And I'm loving the way Lea Michele looks in it. I don't always agree with her fashion choices (OK, I almost never agree with her fashion choices), but this time, I think she's hit it out of the park. Now, if we could just get her to stop talking, we might be making progress with little Miss Glee. ...

Morning Wood

photo of amanda knox pictures photos pics Who used to dabble in gay prostitution? [The Superficial] Ridiculous sex products. [The Frisky] Diddy apologizes for being a douche. [TMZ] Wes Craven's fears. [Starpulse] New George Harrison documentary. [LA Times] Jennifer Aniston CRIES. [Socialite Life] More Rihanna with no pants. [Yeeeah] LeAnn Rimes' secret addiction. [Amy Grindhouse] Movie characters that were too sexy to die. [Pajiba] Amanda Knox is on her way home. [Cele|bitchy] More Britney tour photos. [The Superficial]...

Ryan Gosling Needs Your Help

photo of hot ryan gosling pictures photos pics According to Mr. Maybe-Hottest-Man-Alive, he doesn't think he's all that attractive. In fact, he'd probably go as far as to say that he's funny-looking. And I say that with some certainty, because he said something similar: "I'm not that good looking. I think I’m a pretty weird-looking guy. Every role I got up until The Notebook was the weirdo, freak, psychopath, nerd, outsider character guy. I think things have changed." Well, Ryan, as if you didn't know, you are the hotness. And even when you ...

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

photo of courtney stodden bikini pictures photos hot white nudes It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on last week’s Britney Spears photo: George "Better check the beaming machine, Scotty, it seems to b...

Hey, Did You Know That Someone Rammed Their Car Into LeAnn Rimes’ House?

photo of leann rimes pictures car ran into house photos pics Because they did! And I know a lot of you guys probably immediately thought of the EB staff here when you heard the news, but I can assure you: I've been sick as hell for the past few days, and though I wouldn't put it past myself to do something like that normally, I just haven't been up for it. I'm not sure what Jenn was doing when all this went down, but personally, I'd be looking at Emily before anyone. I mean, the three of us have all got a bit of malice concern when it comes to LeAnn, but she and Emily? Guys, they go way back. What LeAnn...

Watch This: The Evolution of the Cell Phone, As Depicted by ‘Saved by the Bell’

Did you hear the news? The iPhone 5 will be unveiled, rumor has it, at noon (CST) today! But 20 years ago, Zack Morris was on the bleeding edge of Mobile Information Technologies. And no wonder Zack was so smug! He was the first high-schooler to ever have his cell phone confiscated by the principal! What's weird is how, in the course of Saved by the Bell, Zack Morris upgrades to a slick, silver flip-phone, but then promptly downgrades to his former black brick. And then he downgrades again, to a massive beige log! Financial troubles in the Morris household, maybe? Thanks, Buzzfeed. /> Did you hear the news? The iPhone 5 will be unveiled, rumor has it, at noon (CST) today! But 20 years ago, Zack Morris was on the bleeding edge of Mobile Information Technologies. And no wonder Zack was so smug! He was the first high-schooler to ever have his cell phone confiscated by the principal! What's weird is how, in the course of Saved by the Bell, Zack Morris upgrades to a slick, silver flip-phone, but then promptly downgrades to his former black brick. And then he downgrades ag...

Quotables: How Claire Danes Learned to Get Her Drink On

Photo: Claire Danes with husband Hugh Dancy in May My in-laws can drink me under the table. ---Claire Danes, on "British pub culture" and, more specifically, on husband Hugh Dancy's comparatively hard-drinkin' parents. I just love this quote. I know "celebrity gossip" is moralistic, always quick to finger-wag at fast-and-loud living; after all, every other story is Car Wreck this and Trainwreck that. Still, there is something so endearing about prim Claire Danes loosening up and learning how to shotgun a Guinness (or cider, or whatever i...

Kate Winslet Talks Marriage and Children with Lots of Cusses

A photo of Kate Winslet I like Kate Winslet a lot, I really do. I think she's one of the most beautiful women working in Hollywood today, and every quote of hers I've ever read is endearing in one way or another. So when I read these excerpts from Kate's interview with Harper's Bazaar, I was really excited. Here, I'll share: On her divorce from her second husband, Sam Mendes: "One thing I will say about me and Sam is that it's fine, it's really fine. I'm not going to shit-fling, there's no point in even going there. It is what it is. We're grown-ups at the end of the day, a...
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