Did you hear? Maybe, but probably not. I know a lot of you guys don't go cray-cray over Justin Bieber, nor do you flip your shit over Mariah Carey, so you just may hear it here on Evil Beet first: Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber are - sob - teaming up to ruin one of my favorite Christmas songs, 'All I Want for Christmas (Is You)'. I know, I know; it's a Mariah Carey song and you probably think I should know better than that, but let's put it into perspective: this song originally came out in 1994, when I was eleven years old. And I was a Mariah ...
“I am truly sorry for offending anyone in any way. I never meant to. It was a poor choice of words on my part in an effort to explain a feeling. I understand there is no comparison and I am very regretful. In an effort to correct my lack of judgment, please accept my heartfelt apology.”
This, in response to RAINN's statement (RAINN, if you're unaware, is the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network) about Johnny Depp's rape quip:
“While photos may feel at times intrusive, being photographe...
And what better choice if you're into cracked-out, dirty-fingered, hair-damaged former A-listers with both substance abuse and emotional issues? I mean, she's a veritable treasure trove of sabotage if you're into that kind of chick! The only thing that would make the package even more attractive is if said chick had massive family baggage featuring jailed, cooter-kicking fathers, disturbed little sisters, and mothers who just happen to be the town ho? Oh, wait! Never mind! DING DING DING FOLKS I...
Why, William Shatner? Why? Why? Ben Folds worked so hard to lend your 'prose-poems' real, mainstream relevance! And how do you repay his good faith? By rerecording "Rocket Man"! Ugh!
Last week, I speculated that William Shatner's new record, Seeking Major Tom, is sure to suck. Slated for release this very month, it's a space-themed, high-concept cover album. (Can I wait to hear Shatner's version of "She Blinded Me with Science"? Admittedly, no. Will it nonetheless be awful? Yes.)
Somehow, across space ...
Rihanna touches herself in public some more. [The Superficial]
The Little Mermaid in 3D? [The Frisky]
The Tupac sex tape photos. Beware. [TMZ]
Shakira embroiled in the latest cheating scandal? [Lainey Gossip]
Vanessa Hudgens bares it all again. [Starpulse]
Will you be watching American Horror Story on AMC? [LA Times]
Kristen Stewart in a bikini for GQ UK. [Socialite Life]
Charlie's Angels on the beach. [Yeeeah]
Photographic proof that Ashton Kutcher stepped out on Demi Moore. [Amy Grindhouse]
9 Actors who slum it. [Pajiba]
Jared Leto just need...
If there's anyone in Hollywood I love with a deep, all-consuming love, it's Emma Watson. Truly, I do. She's so adorable and fresh-faced and real, and you just know that she's going to do *something* big in her time here on Earth, whether it's film-related or otherwise. Smart girl, hot girl, definitely going places. Love this bitch.
And here she is, once again the face of the Elle UK cover, and she looks positively marvelous, and even if she does have a shady boyfriend, it's OK, because H...
This is Katy Perry's latest endorsement, GHD Hair. From what I gathered on the website, GHD carries a full range of haircare products, but really, really prides themselves on their 'Scarlet' flat iron. But what I want to know is who the hell uses a flat iron these days, aside from maybe Pete Wentz or Ashlee Simpson? I mean, I still have my flat iron from the days when flat irons were the thing to own, but I sure as hell wasn't dropping two hundred bucks on something that I was able to pay fifty...
Poor, wonderful Maurice Sendak. The author-illustrator of countless, timeless children's books (Where the Wild Things Are, say, or Chicken Soup with Rice) is, at age 83, still hard at work. His latest, Bumble-Ardy, was published last month.
Last month, NPR broadcast a poignant interview with Maurice Sendak on Fresh Air and, at least among his friends, he's jovial and lively. Listening to Sendak, it turns out, is a perfect way to spend 20 spare minutes. Only near that interview's end did S...
Do you guys know who that is up there? The reason I ask is because I seriously had to look at the photo's caption to find out who the hell it was. It's not Diane Lane, and it's not a younger sister who looks uncannily like Kate Winslet herself, it's actually Gwen Stefani. Which, of course, leads me to wonder "What the f*ck did she do to her face this month?" Maybe some of you automatically realized who it was, but I had the damndest time. I even looked at her face section by section, and the only way I was able to even consider the possibility ...
By the way, that photo above is from October 1st. Do you see any telltale signs of Jessica's alleged pregnancy? Personally, I could go either way: yeah, I could buy that she's making a baby in there, but we all know that this girl's weight fluctuates, and I'm not about to hate on her for that.
Anyway, here's a fan's account of a recent Simpson spotting in which Jess eats her feelings (or maybe enough food to sustain another life?):
In the past week, multiple sources and media outlets have r...
Oh, Lindsay, bless your heart. This isn't going to happen, honey. We're not going to put you in the same class as Marilyn Monroe, we're just not. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you need to stop, sweetie, because you're just starting to look ridiculous.
Guys, you remember last month when I showed you an excerpt from the forward Lindsay wrote for that new book about Marilyn? Well, we have the whole thing now, and, well ... Lindsay's just as deluded as ever, let's just say tha...
Way back when this lovely couple broke up the first time, I told you guys this story about how Jesse cheated on Kat, and that's what caused the break up. It was a long shot, I know, and the story did sound a little shady, but it looks like Jesse really was cheating. You know how we know with such certainty? Because Kat Von D said so herself!
And there you have it. Are you shocked? Appalled? Has this changed your opinion of Jesse James (haha, of course not, Kat is no Sandy B!)? ...
Did you hear? Maybe, but probably not. I know a lot of you guys don't go cray-cray over Justin Bieber, nor do you flip your shit over Mariah Carey, so you just may hear it here on Evil Beet first: Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber are - sob - teaming up to ruin one of my favorite Christmas songs, 'All I Want for Christmas (Is You)'. I know, I know; it's a Mariah Carey song and you probably think I should know better than that, but let's put it into perspective: this song originally came out in 1994, when I was eleven years old. And I was a Mariah ...
“I am truly sorry for offending anyone in any way. I never meant to. It was a poor choice of words on my part in an effort to explain a feeling. I understand there is no comparison and I am very regretful. In an effort to correct my lack of judgment, please accept my heartfelt apology.”
This, in response to RAINN's statement (RAINN, if you're unaware, is the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network) about Johnny Depp's rape quip:
“While photos may feel at times intrusive, being photographe...
And what better choice if you're into cracked-out, dirty-fingered, hair-damaged former A-listers with both substance abuse and emotional issues? I mean, she's a veritable treasure trove of sabotage if you're into that kind of chick! The only thing that would make the package even more attractive is if said chick had massive family baggage featuring jailed, cooter-kicking fathers, disturbed little sisters, and mothers who just happen to be the town ho? Oh, wait! Never mind! DING DING DING FOLKS I...
Why, William Shatner? Why? Why? Ben Folds worked so hard to lend your 'prose-poems' real, mainstream relevance! And how do you repay his good faith? By rerecording "Rocket Man"! Ugh!
Last week, I speculated that William Shatner's new record, Seeking Major Tom, is sure to suck. Slated for release this very month, it's a space-themed, high-concept cover album. (Can I wait to hear Shatner's version of "She Blinded Me with Science"? Admittedly, no. Will it nonetheless be awful? Yes.)
Somehow, across space ...
Rihanna touches herself in public some more. [The Superficial]
The Little Mermaid in 3D? [The Frisky]
The Tupac sex tape photos. Beware. [TMZ]
Shakira embroiled in the latest cheating scandal? [Lainey Gossip]
Vanessa Hudgens bares it all again. [Starpulse]
Will you be watching American Horror Story on AMC? [LA Times]
Kristen Stewart in a bikini for GQ UK. [Socialite Life]
Charlie's Angels on the beach. [Yeeeah]
Photographic proof that Ashton Kutcher stepped out on Demi Moore. [Amy Grindhouse]
9 Actors who slum it. [Pajiba]
Jared Leto just need...
If there's anyone in Hollywood I love with a deep, all-consuming love, it's Emma Watson. Truly, I do. She's so adorable and fresh-faced and real, and you just know that she's going to do *something* big in her time here on Earth, whether it's film-related or otherwise. Smart girl, hot girl, definitely going places. Love this bitch.
And here she is, once again the face of the Elle UK cover, and she looks positively marvelous, and even if she does have a shady boyfriend, it's OK, because H...
This is Katy Perry's latest endorsement, GHD Hair. From what I gathered on the website, GHD carries a full range of haircare products, but really, really prides themselves on their 'Scarlet' flat iron. But what I want to know is who the hell uses a flat iron these days, aside from maybe Pete Wentz or Ashlee Simpson? I mean, I still have my flat iron from the days when flat irons were the thing to own, but I sure as hell wasn't dropping two hundred bucks on something that I was able to pay fifty...
Poor, wonderful Maurice Sendak. The author-illustrator of countless, timeless children's books (Where the Wild Things Are, say, or Chicken Soup with Rice) is, at age 83, still hard at work. His latest, Bumble-Ardy, was published last month.
Last month, NPR broadcast a poignant interview with Maurice Sendak on Fresh Air and, at least among his friends, he's jovial and lively. Listening to Sendak, it turns out, is a perfect way to spend 20 spare minutes. Only near that interview's end did S...
Do you guys know who that is up there? The reason I ask is because I seriously had to look at the photo's caption to find out who the hell it was. It's not Diane Lane, and it's not a younger sister who looks uncannily like Kate Winslet herself, it's actually Gwen Stefani. Which, of course, leads me to wonder "What the f*ck did she do to her face this month?" Maybe some of you automatically realized who it was, but I had the damndest time. I even looked at her face section by section, and the only way I was able to even consider the possibility ...
By the way, that photo above is from October 1st. Do you see any telltale signs of Jessica's alleged pregnancy? Personally, I could go either way: yeah, I could buy that she's making a baby in there, but we all know that this girl's weight fluctuates, and I'm not about to hate on her for that.
Anyway, here's a fan's account of a recent Simpson spotting in which Jess eats her feelings (or maybe enough food to sustain another life?):
In the past week, multiple sources and media outlets have r...
Oh, Lindsay, bless your heart. This isn't going to happen, honey. We're not going to put you in the same class as Marilyn Monroe, we're just not. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you need to stop, sweetie, because you're just starting to look ridiculous.
Guys, you remember last month when I showed you an excerpt from the forward Lindsay wrote for that new book about Marilyn? Well, we have the whole thing now, and, well ... Lindsay's just as deluded as ever, let's just say tha...
Way back when this lovely couple broke up the first time, I told you guys this story about how Jesse cheated on Kat, and that's what caused the break up. It was a long shot, I know, and the story did sound a little shady, but it looks like Jesse really was cheating. You know how we know with such certainty? Because Kat Von D said so herself!
And there you have it. Are you shocked? Appalled? Has this changed your opinion of Jesse James (haha, of course not, Kat is no Sandy B!)? ...