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photo of kelsey grammer pictures photos hot younger photo Another reason why Kris Jenner is apparently a shitty mom. [The Superficial] Princess Bride reunion? [Lainey Gossip] Where Beyonce got her new video inspiration. [Bossip] Sandra Bullock and her adorable son are pirates. [Starpulse] Celebrities all rain-soaked and stuff. [theBERRY] Frankly, I'm grossed out by Tom Cruise sticking his finger up Katie Holmes' ass. [Cele|bitchy] LeAnn Rimes doesn't think we understand weight loss. [The Superficial] Divorce is imminent. [Amy Grindhouse] 5 Lessons we learned from Steve Jobs. [The Frisky]...

Eva Mendes is the New Face of Theirry Mugler’s ‘Angel’

OK, quick question and answer session - Q: can you guess why Eva Mendes is Ryan Gosling's latest squeeze piece? A: Just watch the video and stop answering my stupid questions. You've got your answer in the flesh right up there and yes I'm a bitter shrew. (But yeah, you're totally right, this might be the worst video I've ever laid my eyes upon.) /> OK, quick question and answer session - Q: can you guess why Eva Mendes is Ryan Gosling's latest squeeze piece? A: Just watch the video and stop answering my stupid questions. You've got your answer in the flesh right up there and yes I'm a bitter shrew. (But yeah, you're totally right, this might be the worst video I've ever laid my eyes upon.)...

Deranged Fan Lobs Hot Dog at Tiger Woods

Photo: Tiger Woods visited Jimmy Fallon in March At yesterday's Frys.com Open, Tiger Woods was standing at the 16th hole, deep in concentration, gripping the shaft of his putter, preparing for his final stroke. When suddenly, an errant weenie arced through the air! The story from USA Today, via Gawker: Woods was lining up his birdie putt when an unidentified male spectator came running toward the green. Woods, who finished in a tie for 30th, looked up and said he saw a hot dog flying in the air which the man had thrown. Whether the...

Miley Cyrus Sings ‘Party in the USA’ for Haiti

I think it's actually really sweet that she traveled all that way to have a sing-along with a bunch of underprivileged kids. Kids that apparently love this bitch, just judging by the way they all went nuts over her appearance. And what was Miley doing in Haiti, you ask? Well, she was volunteering with the Starkey Hearing Foundation, which helps provide hearing aids to those with impairments. Anyway, the video is totally heart-touching. Despite that I took six years of French, I can't understand a word of what's being said (it's completely true when they say "use it or lose it"), but part of the big appeal is that Miley showed up looking like ... well, Miley. I don't generally have a good many things to say about girlfriend here, but here goes: she appears to be as real as they come, and I don't think there's really much pretentious pretense about her, at least as evidenced by this video. Good for you, Miley. /> I think it's actually really sweet that she traveled all that way to have a sing-along with a bunch of underprivileged kids. Kids that apparently love this bitch, just judging by the way they all went nuts over her appearance. And what was Miley doing in Haiti, you ask? Well, she was volunteering with the Starkey Hearing Foundation, which helps provide hearing aids to those with impairments. Anyway, the video is totally heart-touching. Despite that I took six years of French, I can't under...

Quotables: The Lady from the Old Melrose Place Talks About Botox

photo of courtney thorne-smith pictures botox before and after photos "It's never been a secret in my personal life – I've just never been asked by the press. I've used it, I like it, it works well for me. That's just the simple truth. I found I've been able to use it and have full expression and look really normal. I found the frown line was distracting me – I was conscious of it. Now I'm not." Well, Courtney Thorne-Smith, I wouldn't exactly say you're "normal-looking" now, post-Botox, because frankly, the areas around your browbone and the bridge of y...

Weezer’s Former Bassist, Mikey Welsh, Has Passed Away

Photo: Members of Weezer with brief bandmate Mikey Welsh (circled) Mikey Welsh, best known as Weezer's bassist from 1998 to 2001, died yesterday. Welsh was 40 years old. He had been visiting friends in Chicago; hotel staff found him unresponsive on the floor of his room. Chicago police say narcotics are likely the cause of Welsh's death, the Tribune reports. The Tribune adds that Weezer, in its current incarnation, is slated to headline tonight at RIOT Fest, an annual three-day music festival in Chicago. Welsh was supposed to be in the audience. After ...

What You Missed: Last Night’s ‘Saturday Night Live’

Photo: Ben Stiller and Taran Killam star in the sequel to 'Moneyball,' TINYBALLS Can you believe it? Another week has come and gone, and we are all that much closer to our deaths. That means it's time to watch yet another episode of Saturday Night Live! It's like Icy-Hot salve for the soul. This week's host? Eddie Murphy Ben Stiller! Surprise! The cold open is kind of flat and fizzless right up until the arrival Bobby Moynihan (mugging as former presidential contender Chris Christie). The problem with making fun of Mitt Romney being boring is, it can get so boring! In the me...

Sir Paul McCartney Is Getting Married Today!

Photo: Paul McCartney with his bride-to-be, Nancy Shevell That's right, ladies! The most famous living Beatle is officially off the market as of, er, sometime today. If you feel out of the loop, you're not alone. This whole wedding thing has been shrouded in mystery. Sir Paul is marrying fiancée Nancy Shevell, whom the Daily Mail epithets an "American heiress" and, elsewhere, a "millionaire socialite." In stark contrast, the New York Observer insists Shevell is hardly the picture of U.S. royalty, describing Shevell instead as a "New Jersey-ite," ...

Past Action Hero: Arnold Schwarzenegger Inaugurates Arnold Schwarzenegger Museum

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Austrian Chancellor Werner Faymann attend the bronze statue's unveiling On Friday, Arnold Schwarzenegger attended the inauguration of the first-ever museum dedicated to the Triumph of Being Arnold Schwarzenegger. The museum itself is located in the house where Schwarzenegger was born, in the village where Schwarzenegger was born, in Austria---where Schwarzenegger was born. Actually, the museum first opened its doors in July, but I guess Arnold Schwarzenegger was busy then. The building houses "a sword from Conan the Barbarian," as well as "a Harley-Davidson motorbik...

All About Adele’s Vocal Hemorrhages (Yes, Really)

Photo: Adele on September 6, receiving the Mercury Award for Album of the Year A few days ago, Adele took to her blog to explain exactly why all her U.S. tour dates have been canceled. (She'd first rescheduled in June, midway through her U.S. tour, and---as Vulture puts it---"once again, she's not coming.") In her blog, Adele explains that, in January, her voice became "weaker and weaker until it eventually 'broke.'" Try as she might, Adele was never quite able to regain her voice's "complete strength," she writes. And as for the canceled dates in June? I was in Min...

Patricia Arquette Was Harassed on Facebook, Probably

Photo: Patricia Arquette disabled her Facebook after a scary altercation with a fan I think I type "oh, no!" a lot without really meaning it, but this time I do mean it: OH NO! Recently, Patricia Arquette deleted her Facebook account. She explained in a final Wall Post: The [social] experiment was… Could a celebrity actually friend strangers and get to know them as a person? Just a regular person. Could you really become friends? Could you move past all that they had in their mind about you and actually show them the real you? Oh, no. Although we don't know why Arquette deactivated her...

Nancy Grace’s Gas Has a Buyer!

Photo: Nancy Grace on September 23, 2011 How carefully have you been following the Nancy Grace saga on Dancing with the Stars? That lady has awful luck. First her bosom flagrantly burst from her corset-style top; of course Ms. Grace insisted that viewers had only seen a pastie, rather than a nipple. But we all know the truth. Next, myriad fans claim to have heard Nancy Grace 'let 'er rip' on the October 3 episode of the dance competition. You be the judge! (For my own part, I think it sounds like a slightly gaseous tummy rumble, but ...