On Saturday, the Harvard Crimson played against the Cornell Big Red. Yeah, I didn't know about the game, either. (I was originally going to make a joke about Ivy League football, but I guess the Harvard Crimson is actually a pretty good team, so pooh on me.)
Also pretty good: both universities' marching bands. After Harvard's band's performance of the Ghostbusters theme---it's part of their set during football games---an older gentleman in salmon-colored pants approached them in the bleacher...
OK, first of all, how creepy is it that people can't go CAMPING without photographers lurking in the dark shadows of the trees? That really freaks me out. I mean, me, when I go camping, I worry. I worry about bears (had one rush our campsite once), hook-wielding insane asylum escapees (too many scary stories as a kid), and backwoods Deliverance fiends, and yet people like Ashton and Demi have to worry about people intentionally hiding, intentionally skulking around in the forest behind them?...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Courtney Stodden photo: Challis
"This is actually the preferred mating stance for th...
Remember that time that Octomom had all those financial troubles and she almost lost her house? And then she had to do those creepy photos with that dude in the diaper to get some money? Well, those days are gone, because good ol' Nadya Suleman just landed herself a role in a horror flick. Score!
Here's the story from TMZ:
Octomom is starring a low-budget horror film called Millennium. Octo plays a woman named Vanessa, who visits a haunted house with her friend Brad and his date Jessica. But turns out Jessica's a demon (yes, there's a ...
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Gwyneth and Cameron Diaz BFFs (yes, for real). [Lainey Gossip]
"Bloated" is not the word. [Starpulse]
I think you should meet Matt Lanter. BECAUSE HE'S HOT. [theBERRY]
Hugh Jackman talks awkward sex. [Socialite Life]
Did T.O. overdose? [TMZ]
A bed that's a blanket that's a couch? Sign me up. [The Frisky]
Beyonce's due WHEN?! [Cele|bitchy]
David Beckham's new tattoo. [Socialite Life]
Rihanna, riding it. [Bitten and Bound]
... And this is her new boyfriend, too. [Popbytes]
...
If it isn't completely obvious, I am thrilled for Paul McCartney and 51-year-old (?!?!) bride Nancy Shevell. They were married yesterday, on what would have been John Lennon's 71st birthday. The bride wore a tailored dress designed by Stella McCartney.
Since then, the spryest Beatle has been partying nonstop! According to CBS, the newlyweds' reception, held at the couple's home, bumped late into the night (Kate Moss was reportedly the last person to leave). The police even stopped by to inve...
Strap yourselves in, folks! Well, in a year or so, anyway. Don't jump the gun quite yet. From People:
"I think we want to figure out where he's going to play an where we're going to live [first]," Kardashian, 30, told Ryan Seacrest Friday on his KIIS-FM radio show of her plans to start a family with husband Kris Humphries, who is unsure which basketball team he'll play for while the NBA lockout is in effect.
But, she added cryptically, they will be thinking about the prospected date soon: "Give us a year."
Hm. Is the world quite ready for a Kim Kardashian baby? Wait, no, let me back ...
Any idea who this bouncing-boobed beauty is? Here's a few hints if that didn't give it away:
- As of recent, she's been every hair color under the sun
- Her husband wears more eyeliner than anyone I know
- Girlfriend is supposedly as successful as Michael Jackson, I guess, but I have some pretty strong reservations about that business
Jump in to find out who it is!
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I'm not even going to spend time criticizing Christina's outfit, because it's not even worth it. The girl has absolutely no regard for choosing flattering outfits, or, an idea that I'm finding is probably more accurate, has stylists that like to make her the butt of jokes on the interwebs. And that hair? Good Lord, son.
The rest of the folks in attendance, folks like sister LaToya, Michael's kids, Ne-Yo, Leona Lewis, Jamie Foxx and his gigantic penis, Gladys Knight, and Smokey Robinson, ju...
On Saturday, the Harvard Crimson played against the Cornell Big Red. Yeah, I didn't know about the game, either. (I was originally going to make a joke about Ivy League football, but I guess the Harvard Crimson is actually a pretty good team, so pooh on me.)
Also pretty good: both universities' marching bands. After Harvard's band's performance of the Ghostbusters theme---it's part of their set during football games---an older gentleman in salmon-colored pants approached them in the bleacher...
OK, first of all, how creepy is it that people can't go CAMPING without photographers lurking in the dark shadows of the trees? That really freaks me out. I mean, me, when I go camping, I worry. I worry about bears (had one rush our campsite once), hook-wielding insane asylum escapees (too many scary stories as a kid), and backwoods Deliverance fiends, and yet people like Ashton and Demi have to worry about people intentionally hiding, intentionally skulking around in the forest behind them?...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Courtney Stodden photo: Challis
"This is actually the preferred mating stance for th...
Remember that time that Octomom had all those financial troubles and she almost lost her house? And then she had to do those creepy photos with that dude in the diaper to get some money? Well, those days are gone, because good ol' Nadya Suleman just landed herself a role in a horror flick. Score!
Here's the story from TMZ:
Octomom is starring a low-budget horror film called Millennium. Octo plays a woman named Vanessa, who visits a haunted house with her friend Brad and his date Jessica. But turns out Jessica's a demon (yes, there's a ...
How cheating gets you "closer" to your wife according to the stars. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth and Cameron Diaz BFFs (yes, for real). [Lainey Gossip]
"Bloated" is not the word. [Starpulse]
I think you should meet Matt Lanter. BECAUSE HE'S HOT. [theBERRY]
Hugh Jackman talks awkward sex. [Socialite Life]
Did T.O. overdose? [TMZ]
A bed that's a blanket that's a couch? Sign me up. [The Frisky]
Beyonce's due WHEN?! [Cele|bitchy]
David Beckham's new tattoo. [Socialite Life]
Rihanna, riding it. [Bitten and Bound]
... And this is her new boyfriend, too. [Popbytes]
...
If it isn't completely obvious, I am thrilled for Paul McCartney and 51-year-old (?!?!) bride Nancy Shevell. They were married yesterday, on what would have been John Lennon's 71st birthday. The bride wore a tailored dress designed by Stella McCartney.
Since then, the spryest Beatle has been partying nonstop! According to CBS, the newlyweds' reception, held at the couple's home, bumped late into the night (Kate Moss was reportedly the last person to leave). The police even stopped by to inve...
Strap yourselves in, folks! Well, in a year or so, anyway. Don't jump the gun quite yet. From People:
"I think we want to figure out where he's going to play an where we're going to live [first]," Kardashian, 30, told Ryan Seacrest Friday on his KIIS-FM radio show of her plans to start a family with husband Kris Humphries, who is unsure which basketball team he'll play for while the NBA lockout is in effect.
But, she added cryptically, they will be thinking about the prospected date soon: "Give us a year."
Hm. Is the world quite ready for a Kim Kardashian baby? Wait, no, let me back ...
Any idea who this bouncing-boobed beauty is? Here's a few hints if that didn't give it away:
- As of recent, she's been every hair color under the sun
- Her husband wears more eyeliner than anyone I know
- Girlfriend is supposedly as successful as Michael Jackson, I guess, but I have some pretty strong reservations about that business
Jump in to find out who it is!
Read More...
I'm not even going to spend time criticizing Christina's outfit, because it's not even worth it. The girl has absolutely no regard for choosing flattering outfits, or, an idea that I'm finding is probably more accurate, has stylists that like to make her the butt of jokes on the interwebs. And that hair? Good Lord, son.
The rest of the folks in attendance, folks like sister LaToya, Michael's kids, Ne-Yo, Leona Lewis, Jamie Foxx and his gigantic penis, Gladys Knight, and Smokey Robinson, ju...