"He has been a special for me, and very important, just as a father would be. Between us there was more of a father-daughter relationship. I was unable to clarify this up 'til now."
- Elisabetta Canalis describes her perfectly healthy, not at all creepy relationship with her ex-boyfriend, George Clooney.
This sounds great, right? It sounds like paradise, actually. I know that there have been times in my life when I've been dating someone and I've thought to myself "you know what would make this romantic relationship even more...
Happy Halloween, friends! Since today is supposed to be such a spooky day, I figured that we'd kick it off with one of the spookiest things I can think of: Joan Rivers! Joan is dressed up as poor little Suri Cruise, and we can't see it, but I'm sure the rest of the costume includes heels and a palpable sense of entitlement. Oh, and penis candy. We can't forget the penis candy!
Are you as scared as I am?
Image courtesy of USA Today...
Sweet shirt, right? Are you digging it as much as I am? It's completely ok if you are, because LOOK AT ALL THE KITTIES! The white one has a little bow on his neck, do you see it?! Don't you just love it?!
Our secret celebrity describes the shirt as “my day off shirt. A gift from a super cool fan who knows that to me, relaxation = a shirt with a bunch of cats on it.” And here's a hint: I really, really don't care for her.
Give up?
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As if there were ever any doubt, right? Melissa McCarthy is always sassy and fabulous: that's sort of her job.
Just in case you needed recent proof of awesomeness though, here are a few quotes from an interview she did with Entertainment Weekly:
On comedy: “Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics,” says McCarthy. “It’s everything you find out about somebody when you fall in love with them that on paper is really creepy but you find adorable.”
On her teenage years: "There was a three-year chunk as a teen wh...
I know, there are a lot of names up there in that headline that you might not care about or that you might actively loathe. But that's not my problem. You're going to hear about this rumor anyway.
You guys know about Ashley Greene, right? She's that girl up there next to Robert Pattinson. She plays Alice, Edward's psychic sister, in the Twilight movies, she had some nude pictures out a couple years back, and she's also a general douche canoe. And you already know about Robert and Kristen Stewart. Now let me tell you about the love triangle!
...
It's funny, because Kim Kardashian is dressed like Poison Ivy and she always makes me feel itchy. Get it? Because of the psoriasis and a general feeling of discomfort? No? Ok.
I suppose it doesn't matter much anyway, because this is mainly an excuse to talk about Halloween. Did you guys have a super time this weekend? Did you dress up as the slutty version of something else? Did you get wasted and make poor decisions or did you stay in and watch scary movies? Or did you go in a mor...
Come on, just look at Robert's face up there. Doesn't it just scream sex? I thought so.
One of the very best things of the impending Breaking Dawn premiere is that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are just talking and talking (and talking) to everyone about it. For example, Rob's already hit on the subject of vampire sex once this week! It's like we're swimming in a sea of publicity and silly vampires and the most dedicated fangirls in the world, and I love it.
Anyway, let's see what Rob has to say about ...
"Us American males are big fans of Pippa. We like the Middletons very much. I'm going to sound like a sleazeball. I'm going to stop right there!"
- Justin Timberlake shares his creepy desires with Us magazine.
Is this true? Is that what you American males are attracted to these days, Kate and Pippa Middleton? Because I'm sorry, but unless you're really into fancy parties or fancy hats, then I really don't understand what you guys and Justin Timberlake go for.
{democracy:267}...
The last time we really heard anything about Billy Ray Cyrus was all the way back in March. It was that time that he was going to divorce his wife but then changed his mind, remember? Since then, the well of Billy Ray gossip has run woefully dry, but not anymore, friends. No, because now, the magic of Twitter brings us the knowledge that Billy Ray Cyrus is hunting UFOs.
Here's his darling Tweet:
O. K. . ..my first U F O sighting.Looks like 5 or 6 disk like shapes hovering. Special moment 4 DAD
And, since ...
Why, so she can get those babies good at entertainin' for to move them out to Hollywood, o' course! Yippee!
Yeah, but remember when Kate Gosselin said that she wanted to stay in show biz for a while? When she made the actual statement, she suggested that someone give her a talk show. It looks like that didn't happen as planned though, because word on the street is that Kate's all set on pimping her kids out for money and fame. Or, you know, pimping her kids out for money and fame again.
From the National Enquirer via ...
Oh, Snooki. Honey child, we're all really proud of you for writing these books, we really are, and trust me, I think it's great that you're following your dreams and trying to become a role model. But Nicole, darling, please just believe me when I tell you that you're going to have to actually open your eyes and learn something about the world around you. Just do that one thing, and I promise that you'll be well on your way to greatness.
In case you might think that I'm being a little too hard o...
"He has been a special for me, and very important, just as a father would be. Between us there was more of a father-daughter relationship. I was unable to clarify this up 'til now."
- Elisabetta Canalis describes her perfectly healthy, not at all creepy relationship with her ex-boyfriend, George Clooney.
This sounds great, right? It sounds like paradise, actually. I know that there have been times in my life when I've been dating someone and I've thought to myself "you know what would make this romantic relationship even more...
Happy Halloween, friends! Since today is supposed to be such a spooky day, I figured that we'd kick it off with one of the spookiest things I can think of: Joan Rivers! Joan is dressed up as poor little Suri Cruise, and we can't see it, but I'm sure the rest of the costume includes heels and a palpable sense of entitlement. Oh, and penis candy. We can't forget the penis candy!
Are you as scared as I am?
Image courtesy of USA Today...
Sweet shirt, right? Are you digging it as much as I am? It's completely ok if you are, because LOOK AT ALL THE KITTIES! The white one has a little bow on his neck, do you see it?! Don't you just love it?!
Our secret celebrity describes the shirt as “my day off shirt. A gift from a super cool fan who knows that to me, relaxation = a shirt with a bunch of cats on it.” And here's a hint: I really, really don't care for her.
Give up?
Read More...
As if there were ever any doubt, right? Melissa McCarthy is always sassy and fabulous: that's sort of her job.
Just in case you needed recent proof of awesomeness though, here are a few quotes from an interview she did with Entertainment Weekly:
On comedy: “Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics,” says McCarthy. “It’s everything you find out about somebody when you fall in love with them that on paper is really creepy but you find adorable.”
On her teenage years: "There was a three-year chunk as a teen wh...
I know, there are a lot of names up there in that headline that you might not care about or that you might actively loathe. But that's not my problem. You're going to hear about this rumor anyway.
You guys know about Ashley Greene, right? She's that girl up there next to Robert Pattinson. She plays Alice, Edward's psychic sister, in the Twilight movies, she had some nude pictures out a couple years back, and she's also a general douche canoe. And you already know about Robert and Kristen Stewart. Now let me tell you about the love triangle!
...
It's funny, because Kim Kardashian is dressed like Poison Ivy and she always makes me feel itchy. Get it? Because of the psoriasis and a general feeling of discomfort? No? Ok.
I suppose it doesn't matter much anyway, because this is mainly an excuse to talk about Halloween. Did you guys have a super time this weekend? Did you dress up as the slutty version of something else? Did you get wasted and make poor decisions or did you stay in and watch scary movies? Or did you go in a mor...
Come on, just look at Robert's face up there. Doesn't it just scream sex? I thought so.
One of the very best things of the impending Breaking Dawn premiere is that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are just talking and talking (and talking) to everyone about it. For example, Rob's already hit on the subject of vampire sex once this week! It's like we're swimming in a sea of publicity and silly vampires and the most dedicated fangirls in the world, and I love it.
Anyway, let's see what Rob has to say about ...
"Us American males are big fans of Pippa. We like the Middletons very much. I'm going to sound like a sleazeball. I'm going to stop right there!"
- Justin Timberlake shares his creepy desires with Us magazine.
Is this true? Is that what you American males are attracted to these days, Kate and Pippa Middleton? Because I'm sorry, but unless you're really into fancy parties or fancy hats, then I really don't understand what you guys and Justin Timberlake go for.
{democracy:267}...
The last time we really heard anything about Billy Ray Cyrus was all the way back in March. It was that time that he was going to divorce his wife but then changed his mind, remember? Since then, the well of Billy Ray gossip has run woefully dry, but not anymore, friends. No, because now, the magic of Twitter brings us the knowledge that Billy Ray Cyrus is hunting UFOs.
Here's his darling Tweet:
O. K. . ..my first U F O sighting.Looks like 5 or 6 disk like shapes hovering. Special moment 4 DAD
And, since ...
Why, so she can get those babies good at entertainin' for to move them out to Hollywood, o' course! Yippee!
Yeah, but remember when Kate Gosselin said that she wanted to stay in show biz for a while? When she made the actual statement, she suggested that someone give her a talk show. It looks like that didn't happen as planned though, because word on the street is that Kate's all set on pimping her kids out for money and fame. Or, you know, pimping her kids out for money and fame again.
From the National Enquirer via ...
Oh, Snooki. Honey child, we're all really proud of you for writing these books, we really are, and trust me, I think it's great that you're following your dreams and trying to become a role model. But Nicole, darling, please just believe me when I tell you that you're going to have to actually open your eyes and learn something about the world around you. Just do that one thing, and I promise that you'll be well on your way to greatness.
In case you might think that I'm being a little too hard o...