Michael Douglas has signed to star in a biopic about Liberace! And boy, can I see it. At first I couldn't, but then I put that little photo of Liberace (inset) on top of a photo of Michael Douglas (outset), and then I was like, Oh. A spray tan and a wig, and Douglas is totally ready for Vegas.
Details are sparse so far, but we do know the Steven Soderbergh-directed flick will be based on Scott Thorson's salacious, tabloidy 1988 tell-all, Behind the Candelabra: My Life with Liberace. And co-starring as jilted lover Scott Thorson? That would be Matt Damon! (Which sure brings new meanin...
Community star Alison Brie recently tweeted,
Comparing close-up shots of my cleavage and @joelmchale's butt crack and they're eerily identical. #buttboobies
Donald Glover posted the uncouth snapshots in question to his Twitter (NSFW) for your---yes, your---perusal. In one photo: Miss Brie's comely gazoombas; in the other, suspiciously babylike butt-cleavage, belonging to The Soup's very own Joel McHale. The similarities are uncanny!
But which is which? Can you solve the puzzle? (Thi...
Yeah, so this girl in Brazil got this sweet tattoo as a way of expressing her love of everyone's favorite douchebag, Ashton Kutcher. And yes, it does read "Ashton Kutcher I love you, love is forever fan love you." And yes, this is the best tattoo I've ever seen.
Do you love it or do you love it?...
Am I jumping the gun with this one? Maybe. But you let me know one other woman who fits this description, just one other woman, and I'll take it back*.
Check out this blind item describing the recent behavior of Christina Aguilera (or whoever):
This former A list female singer and now still a great singer, but more of a hot disheveled mess with lots of money to burn would be a more accurate description. Our singer has been partying a lot. She knows she parties and she knows she has way too much drink many nights of the week. Since he...
Honestly, just think of all the similarities between Courtney Stodden and Marilyn Monroe! Back up, Lindsay, because there's a new dangerously delusional bleach blonde in town!
This photo was posted on Courtney's glorious Twitter account, along with the following caption:
Placing my hands in Marilyn Monroe's provocative prints & what a perfect fit it is! XOs ;-x
Oh my goodness, this girl. A perfect fit, indeed!
Do you think we could possibly arrange a Marilyn-off? And Lindsay and Courtney would dress up and sing "Happy Birthday" to Obam...
To answer the question posed in the headline, yes and no. "No" because nothing is official yet, but "yes" because Queen's remaining members and perhaps Lady Gaga herself are real interested in spitting all over Freddie Mercury's majestic grave by getting this girl to take over. Do you feel nauseous yet? Well, hold on:
Guitarist Brian May has said that among the singers Queen's considered to front the band, Lady Gaga is a top contender. “We get a lot of offers to work with other people," May told Express. "I worked with Lady Gaga and she's very creativ...
Oh Jessica. What's the deal here? If you're pregnant, just admit it already. I'm so tired of being stuck in the is-she-isn't-she limbo; it's hard on me, and it's hard on our readers, I think. If you've got a bun in the oven, just say so - if not? Well. Just never mind then, I suppose. Either way, we've stuck with you through both thick and thin - you owe us at least that much at the very least.
What do you guys have to say?
{democracy:261}
Refer to the photos in the gallery for more evidence.
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I know we've all had our share of giggles about Robert Pattinson and his longstanding dream of a music career. Ha, ha! But stop your laughing and dry your eyes, because Hugh Jackman will have you know that Young Mister Pattinson has a "really soulful, very pure, very beautiful singing voice."
Jackman signed up to work with Pattinson on Unbound Captives way back in 2009, but they first met in 2008 on a flight to Tokyo. The story about Jackman, Pattinson, and Australia director Baz Luhrmann all hitting a Japanese "karaoke box" together might be old news, ...
I mean, I know you really, really, really want me to be, and it's really the only thing that's going on in your little bubble of life right now, but I just don't have it in me to do it, sweetheart. You kicked the Eternal Douche Ryan Reynolds to the curb, and I respected you for that. I felt you as an artist branching out on her own, not wanting to be held back by the constraints of a partner with sub-par acting skills in sub-par movies, a partner who's main decisions in life amounted to "Which of the three same douchey plots should I act in this month" and "Which gym should I go to today." Then you started dating Sean Penn, and just because I have an older-man-fetish thing myself, I thought it was kind of hot. Then, when he decided that he wanted to move onto some younger poon, you had to be That Girl and cling, cling, cling, and I? Well, I shook my head in sadness and moderate disbelief. After that, it all went downhill. You released some unimpressive nudes and threatened to have the FBI shoot up our doors for having the sheer audacity to look at them, and then you balked and talked about how much your privacy means to you. But OK, girl. If this is how you want to play, have at it. I'm still not going to see your silly movie, though, understand? />
I mean, I know you really, really, really want me to be, and it's really the only thing that's going on in your little bubble of life right now, but I just don't have it in me to do it, sweetheart. You kicked the Eternal Douche Ryan Reynolds to the curb, and I respected you for that. I felt you as an artist branching out on her own, not wanting to be held back by the constraints of a partner with sub-par acting skills in sub-par movies, a partner who's main decisions in life amounted to "Which of the three same douchey plots should I act in this month" and "Which gym should I go to today." Then you started dating Sean Penn, and just because I have ...
And it's not even because girlfriend here is chewing on raw meat. She'd need a good gastro doctor for that, 'cause I have no doubts that shit's been sitting out for awhile. SALMONELLA. You know how long these photo shoots sometimes take. Just ask Robert Pattinson - he had to sit about and percolate in the horrid waxy stench of vagina for hours. Can you just imagine how long that slab of eye round's been laying around? BOTULISM.
No, the reason Mischa needs a good cleaning (and maybe even deep sca...
Lindsay stole $90k. [The Superficial]
12 Celebrities occupying Wall Street. [The Frisky]
Kelsey Grammer wants his ex-wife gagged. [TMZ]
Selena Gomez's teeny-weenie shorts. [Starpulse]
More reasons to love Michelle Yeoh. [Lainey Gossip]
How Rosie got back on TV. [LA Times]
Paz de la Huerta nudes! Paz de la Huerta nudes! [Yeeeah]
Alexander Skarsgard has sex when he's bored. [Socialite Life]
Justin Bieber is "in love" with someone other than himself. [Amy Grindhouse]
11 TV actors who might go big. ...
Well this is pretty interesting. Falling down drunk, doing interviews (surprising all on its own) complete with inappropriate rape analogies, and you know what? I just truly realized that Johnny Depp goes by the first name 'Johnny,' like, for real. I mean, 'Johnny'? Is that even cool? What would you do if you knew a guy that seriously referred to himself as 'Johnny'? Wouldn't you think he was kind of a tool, too?
I don't know what's going on with our boy here lately, but something's apparently amiss. I just hope it doesn't affect production of Pirates of the Caribbean 5-28, because that would really f*ck my world up something big. />
Well this is pretty interesting. Falling down drunk, doing interviews (surprising all on its own) complete with inappropriate rape analogies, and you know what? I just truly realized that Johnny Depp goes by the first name 'Johnny,' like, for real. I mean, 'Johnny'? Is that even cool? What would you do if you knew a guy that seriously referred to himself as 'Johnny'? Wouldn't you think he was kind of a tool, too?
I don't know what's going on with our boy here lately, but something's appar...
Michael Douglas has signed to star in a biopic about Liberace! And boy, can I see it. At first I couldn't, but then I put that little photo of Liberace (inset) on top of a photo of Michael Douglas (outset), and then I was like, Oh. A spray tan and a wig, and Douglas is totally ready for Vegas.
Details are sparse so far, but we do know the Steven Soderbergh-directed flick will be based on Scott Thorson's salacious, tabloidy 1988 tell-all, Behind the Candelabra: My Life with Liberace. And co-starring as jilted lover Scott Thorson? That would be Matt Damon! (Which sure brings new meanin...
Community star Alison Brie recently tweeted,
Comparing close-up shots of my cleavage and @joelmchale's butt crack and they're eerily identical. #buttboobies
Donald Glover posted the uncouth snapshots in question to his Twitter (NSFW) for your---yes, your---perusal. In one photo: Miss Brie's comely gazoombas; in the other, suspiciously babylike butt-cleavage, belonging to The Soup's very own Joel McHale. The similarities are uncanny!
But which is which? Can you solve the puzzle? (Thi...
Yeah, so this girl in Brazil got this sweet tattoo as a way of expressing her love of everyone's favorite douchebag, Ashton Kutcher. And yes, it does read "Ashton Kutcher I love you, love is forever fan love you." And yes, this is the best tattoo I've ever seen.
Do you love it or do you love it?...
Am I jumping the gun with this one? Maybe. But you let me know one other woman who fits this description, just one other woman, and I'll take it back*.
Check out this blind item describing the recent behavior of Christina Aguilera (or whoever):
This former A list female singer and now still a great singer, but more of a hot disheveled mess with lots of money to burn would be a more accurate description. Our singer has been partying a lot. She knows she parties and she knows she has way too much drink many nights of the week. Since he...
Honestly, just think of all the similarities between Courtney Stodden and Marilyn Monroe! Back up, Lindsay, because there's a new dangerously delusional bleach blonde in town!
This photo was posted on Courtney's glorious Twitter account, along with the following caption:
Placing my hands in Marilyn Monroe's provocative prints & what a perfect fit it is! XOs ;-x
Oh my goodness, this girl. A perfect fit, indeed!
Do you think we could possibly arrange a Marilyn-off? And Lindsay and Courtney would dress up and sing "Happy Birthday" to Obam...
To answer the question posed in the headline, yes and no. "No" because nothing is official yet, but "yes" because Queen's remaining members and perhaps Lady Gaga herself are real interested in spitting all over Freddie Mercury's majestic grave by getting this girl to take over. Do you feel nauseous yet? Well, hold on:
Guitarist Brian May has said that among the singers Queen's considered to front the band, Lady Gaga is a top contender. “We get a lot of offers to work with other people," May told Express. "I worked with Lady Gaga and she's very creativ...
Oh Jessica. What's the deal here? If you're pregnant, just admit it already. I'm so tired of being stuck in the is-she-isn't-she limbo; it's hard on me, and it's hard on our readers, I think. If you've got a bun in the oven, just say so - if not? Well. Just never mind then, I suppose. Either way, we've stuck with you through both thick and thin - you owe us at least that much at the very least.
What do you guys have to say?
{democracy:261}
Refer to the photos in the gallery for more evidence.
[gallery columns="4"]...
I know we've all had our share of giggles about Robert Pattinson and his longstanding dream of a music career. Ha, ha! But stop your laughing and dry your eyes, because Hugh Jackman will have you know that Young Mister Pattinson has a "really soulful, very pure, very beautiful singing voice."
Jackman signed up to work with Pattinson on Unbound Captives way back in 2009, but they first met in 2008 on a flight to Tokyo. The story about Jackman, Pattinson, and Australia director Baz Luhrmann all hitting a Japanese "karaoke box" together might be old news, ...
And it's not even because girlfriend here is chewing on raw meat. She'd need a good gastro doctor for that, 'cause I have no doubts that shit's been sitting out for awhile. SALMONELLA. You know how long these photo shoots sometimes take. Just ask Robert Pattinson - he had to sit about and percolate in the horrid waxy stench of vagina for hours. Can you just imagine how long that slab of eye round's been laying around? BOTULISM.
No, the reason Mischa needs a good cleaning (and maybe even deep sca...
Lindsay stole $90k. [The Superficial]
12 Celebrities occupying Wall Street. [The Frisky]
Kelsey Grammer wants his ex-wife gagged. [TMZ]
Selena Gomez's teeny-weenie shorts. [Starpulse]
More reasons to love Michelle Yeoh. [Lainey Gossip]
How Rosie got back on TV. [LA Times]
Paz de la Huerta nudes! Paz de la Huerta nudes! [Yeeeah]
Alexander Skarsgard has sex when he's bored. [Socialite Life]
Justin Bieber is "in love" with someone other than himself. [Amy Grindhouse]
11 TV actors who might go big. ...