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Q: What Harry Potter Star Was Arrested for the Possession of a Bomb?

photo of blind item pictures photos pics A: One of the Harry Potter characters that you'd most think likely would be in the possession of a bomb. Here's a few hints to get you started (and unlike traditional blind items, you'll actually get the answer today, here): - This was a character - whether you were a Gryffindor or Slytherin fan - that you probably wanted to punch in the face one or more times - In the last book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, this character did some pretty awful stuff with Fiendfyre - This charac...

Here’s the American Reunion Trailer if You Care

Is that an erection I saw? It was totally an erection I saw. And it was a rather realistic-looking erection if I say so myself. I've seen plenty of erections in my lifetime, and that, my friends? Was no joke. Anyway, this is the red band trailer for American Reunion, a movie that, believe it or not, I have absolutely no interest in seeing. The masturbation humor got old back when I was sixteen, and oh, that was when the original American Pie movie came out. GO FIGURE. Either way, it's nice that Alyson Hannigan is returning to the franchise that kind of made her famous, because let's be real: she's the only true big thing that came out of the movie, aforementioned erection included. /> Is that an erection I saw? It was totally an erection I saw. And it was a rather realistic-looking erection if I say so myself. I've seen plenty of erections in my lifetime, and that, my friends? Was no joke. Anyway, this is the red band trailer for American Reunion, a movie that, believe it or not, I have absolutely no interest in seeing. The masturbation humor got old back when I was sixteen, and oh, that was when the original American Pie movie came out. GO FIGURE. Either way, it's nice...

Quotables: Lady Gaga Preaches Abstinence or Celibacy or Something

photo of lady gaga hot poker face pics “I hope that young women know that sex is still a big deal, and they don’t have to put out soon. If they want someone to court them for a while before they give it up, that’s wonderful and beautiful, and a man will only respect you more for honouring your body. I am that way.” So Gags is saying ... what, exactly, here? That casual sex is bad? Sleeping with someone on the first or second date sucks? That a man won't respect you after you sleep with them? What about young men? There...

Afternoon Delight

photo of derek jeter pictures photos hot pics Courtney Stodden kicked off Facebook. [The Superficial] Taylor Swift is ... WHAT of the year? [Lainey Gossip] Arrest made in celebrity cell phone hacking case. [Starpulse] Julia Roberts, still looking completely amazing. [Lainey Gossip] Bethenny Frankel is a liar, go figure. [Cele|bitchy] Javier Bardem picked up for new Bond movie. [LA Times] EW. What modeling does to your feet. [The Frisky] Hot men for an underwear campaign. That's right. [Socialite Life] Craziness ensues on The Real World. [OMGBlog] Britney Spears might want to...

GINGIVITIS IS HOT.

photo of lindsay lohan rotting teeth pictures photos pics decay I'm not sure if I've ever actually been more grossed out while scoping out the inside of a celebrity's mouth. I mean, seriously. This bitch can drop $1200 on a Balenciaga bag and buy herself luxury vehicles, but she can't afford the $103 for a damn dental cleaning? It's official: Lindsay Lohan will never - never - be as hot as she once was. Even if she allows her lips to deflate, grows out that heinous blonde, stops dressing like a skank, and joins a convent, those teeth are there to stay. No amount ...

Marion Cotillard Went Topless and You Should Probably See It

photo of marion cotillard topless nudes pictures photos pics Marion Cotillard is filming a new movie called Rust and Bones in which she plays ... actually, I don't know what she plays. I don't even know what the movie is supposed to be about, because when I decided to do a Google, all I could see was nipples. Like, everywhere. So then I went back to the photos in the gallery and decided that as long as Marion Cotillard's tits were on display, silly, trivial little things like plot and character development really don't matter, now, do they? Jump in ...

Finally, An Adele Cover That I Can Appreciate!

I mean, those kids doing "Set Fire to the Rain" was pretty good, and that military lady did a solid job with "Rolling in the Deep," but this? This a whole different level. This is Jay Brannan, one of my very very favorites, doing my favorite song by one of my other favorites, Adele. You expect me not to flail around and cry over this? Do you love it as much as I do?...

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Getting Engaged?!

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart I know, I was shocked too, but that's the word on the street, that Rob and Kristen are on the fast track to marriage. And do you know when he's supposedly thinking of proposing? Right when Breaking Dawn finally hits theatres in November! Oh, Rob, you ol' charmer! Great publicity and a life partner?! Goodness gracious! Really, I don't think this is going to happen at all. Think about it, it took Kristen like three years to finally admit that they were dating, we're not going to see some big red carpet proposal or anything. But wouldn't it be neat if we did? If at the Breaking Dawn premiere, Robert got down on his knee and got supe...

Morning Wood

photos of hot jude law pictures photos pics Heather Morris, kissing girls. [Starpulse] Kate Beckinsale's "goddess" body. [The Superficial] Khloe Kardashian actually has a nice ass. [The Superficial] Jennifer Aniston thinks she can dance. [Lainey Gossip] SJP and her twins. [ICYDK] Name that edgy beekeeper. [INFDaily] Gwyneth Paltrow kissing Mark Ruffalo? [Huff Po] A half-nude Ethan Peck. You're welcome. [Caught on Set] Rashida Jones calls Michael Jackson "an alien." [CDL] Aha, guess who doesn't use condoms. [Lainey Gossip] Kel...

This One Time Hugh Jackman Peed His Pants On Stage

A photo of Hugh Jackman That's a delightful image, isn't it? Hugh Jackman under the bright lights, dancing and singing and relieving himself. Can you see it? Then let's get into the specifics, straight from the beautiful horse's mouth! "The first show I ever did, singing and dancing, was Beauty and the Beast. I was playing Gaston. Gaston has red tights, knee high boots, and it's very physical. I had headaches everyday for two months. I went to an astropath [psychic] and he said 'Well, you're dehydrated.' So o...

Sophia Grace Meets Nicki Minaj!

You remember Sophia Grace Brownlee. She's the little girl who owned our hearts by doing a stellar performance of Nicki Minaj's "Super Bass." She and her "hype girl" got to go on Ellen yesterday to perform that awesome cover, and it turns out they got an extra surprise: a visit from Nicki Minaj herself! Here's a little warning though: don't watch the video unless you don't want to be crying your eyes out this early in the morning. Take it from me and the grown ass man sobbing at about the 0:50 mark in the video who I think is Sophia's father, it's tough to watch a little girl's dream come true without getting a little misty-eyed. /> You remember Sophia Grace Brownlee. She's the little girl who owned our hearts by doing a stellar performance of Nicki Minaj's "Super Bass." She and her "hype girl" got to go on Ellen yesterday to perform that awesome cover, and it turns out they got an extra surprise: a visit from Nicki Minaj herself! Here's a little warning though: don't watch the video unless you don't want to be crying your eyes out this early in the morning. Take it from me and the grown ass man sobbing at about the 0:...

Hold Onto Your Butts: Samuel L. Jackson Has Joined Twitter

The afternoon before last, my boyfriend Derek suddenly jumped away from his computer, whooping and yelling. "What is going on?" I asked him. "SAMUEL L. JACKSON HAS JOINED TWITTER. AND HE'S VERIFIED," Derek replied, visibly trembling---whether with thrill or anxiety, I have no idea. Apparently, Jimmy Fallon had just tweeted this information, it had popped up on Derek's TweetDeck, and now Derek was having a four-alarm celebration/panic attack. Then he noted aloud that Jackson's first three tweets were sent from backstage at Late Night. Well! Turns out that Samuel L. Jackson went on to make the announcement---and his "inaugural" tweet (his fourth, really)---on national television. And I have to admit, this is a very auspicious beginning: Photo: Samuel L. Jackson's inaugural (well, fourth) tweet The afternoon before last, my boyfriend Derek suddenly jumped away from his computer, whooping and yelling. "What is going on?" I asked him. "SAMUEL L. JACKSON HAS JOINED TWITTER. AND HE'S VERIFIED," Derek replied, visibly trembling---whether with thrill or anxiety, I have no idea. Apparently, Jimmy Fallon had just tweeted this information, it had popped up on Derek's TweetDeck, and now Derek was having a four-alarm celebration/panic attack. Then he noted aloud that Jackson's first t...
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