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Here We Go Again: Lindsay Lohan Could Go to Jail on Wednesday

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Yes, Lindsay Lohan could possibly end up in jail on Wednesday. Shocking, right? She has a hearing where the judge is going to be all "why did you screw up your community service in every imaginable way? Why have you been skipping those therapy sessions? These ain't options, girl, this is your probation and you're not doing it right." And Lindsay will be like "BUT I'M A GOOD PERSON!" Oh, and she'll be wearing something inappropriate, we can't forget that part. If the judge decides that Lindsay violated her prob...

Robert Downey Jr: “That’s Just Poop. That’s No Big Deal.”

A photo of Robert Downey Jr. I know, I know, two Robert Downey Jr. posts in the same day. But come on, what am I supposed to do? It's a story where he talks about babies AND cats. Am I just supposed to leave that alone? The deal is that last night, at the same event where RDJ defended Mel Gibson, Robert revealed that he and his wife, Susan, found out the sex of their sure-to-be adorable baby - does anyone else feel like they're going to squee to death over this baby? - and that they have a name picked out and everyth...

Robert Downey Jr. Thinks It’s High Time to Forgive Mel Gibson

A photo of Robert Downey Jr. and Mel Gibson Robert Downey Jr. is one magical dude. We all know that. He's been through a lot, he overcame, and now he's Mr. Peanut. Could you even ask for a more inspiring tale? Well, it looks like RDJ himself is asking for one, because he's saying that the time has come to forgive Mel Gibson for all his wrongdoings. And what a fairy tale that would be! Robert Downey Jr. created what could become a turning point in Mel Gibson's public rehab last night, by heaping praise on Mel, telling a large c...

Surprise: Paul McDonald and Nikki Reed Are Getting Married Today!

A photo of Paul McDonald and Nikki Reed If you'll recall, darling (creepy?) Paul McDonald from American Idol and Nikki Reed from them Twilight movies are very, very in love. So in love that they got engaged after two months of dating (and meeting), and now they're getting married just four months after that! It makes the heart sing, doesn't it? Here are all the details that we know so far: -Paul is going to be jamming with his band at the reception. -Stefano from Paul's season of American Idol will also be performing. -...

Why Hilary Swank Is A Bad Person

A photo of Hilary Swank The other day, I was watching The Reaping with my boyfriend, you know, that Hilary Swank movie about the plagues and all that? And we had that conversation that everyone has when they watch a Hilary Swank movie, the one where someone is like "do you think she's pretty?" and everyone is like "wellll ..." He also asked what Hilary had been up to in the past few years, and I honestly didn't know. It's been a long long time since I've heard any gossip at all about Hilary Swank. But then I checke...

Stars Without Makeup: Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Still Cute

A photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt She is, right? Jennifer Love Hewitt has always been a cute girl, despite whatever setbacks she may have had, and she looks way better than some younger people without makeup. All in all, I'd say I'm probably going to have to jump on the Sarah train and say that Jennifer here is looking pretty darn attractive these days. What do you think?...

Amber Portwood’s Brother Gives Some of The Realest Talk

A photo of Amber Portwood Oh, good ol' Amber Portwood, that hot mess of a Teen Mom. It always seems like no matter what other trainwreck MTV has to offer, Amber always comes out on top, doesn't it? And you might be like "no, no, Emily, didn't you see Deena's ass crack?" And yes, I did, but I'm here to offer you irrefutable evidence that Amber Portwood is, in fact, MTV's trashiest employee. I call it "irrefutable" because it comes from her own brother. Read More...

Can We Talk About Gerard Butler?

A photo of Gerard Butler Because I don't get it at all. I know that he's supposed to be just the absolute hottest, but ... really? Yeah, he kicks game all over the place, and he's been with a number of gorgeous ladies, and sure, I could sort of maybe see what people might see in him during P.S. I Love You, but overall, no, no I do not think that Gerard Butler is attractive. To appease your lustful needs, or to give you a good giggle, I've included a gallery of Gerard on the set of a movie called Of Men and Mavericks. After yo...

Another Astonishing Adele Cover: This One’s For The Twihards!

If there are two things I'm obsessed with right now, it's Adele and Twilight (well, those things and the music video for "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go," so I guess that's three things). Twilight because Breaking Dawn is coming out soon (November 18th!) and my movie theatre, and I'm sure many of your movie theatres as well, is showing all the movies before the midnight premiere, and I'm crazy excited about it, and Adele, because, well, it's Adele. So you can imagine my excitement when I came across this amazing cover of "Someone Like You," can't y...

Are You Still Excited About The Muppets?

You are, right? Thank goodness. I was really concerned about the state of your soul for a second. But since everybody is all aboard for this magical adventure of a film, let me go ahead and give you a few specific reasons why this is going to be the best movie of the year (after Breaking Dawn, of course). 1. Jason Segel is always adorable. 2. Neil Patrick Harris sings the "Mah Na Mah Na" song (around the 1:45 mark, you're welcome). 3. Fozzie Bear. That's all. What parts ar...

New Couple Alert: Bradley Cooper and Kirstie Alley

A photo of Brad Cooper and Kirstie Alley Oh my gosh, did you guys really believe that? Did you really think that I was about to tell you about Bradley Cooper taking Kirstie Alley out on a hot date filled with romance and attraction? Aww, no, darlings. No, that's not how it happened. Bless your hearts! No, this is just another story documenting Kirstie Alley's lovable delusions. From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy: The 60 year-old former “Fat Actress” - who has dropped an astonishing 100 pounds in the past several months - has b...

Oh My God, You Guys, Leave Lindsay Lohan Alone!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Lindsay has done nothing wrong, ok?! NOTHING. Yeah, she got fired from her court-appointed community service, SO WHAT? It doesn't mean she ever did anything wrong, ever. You know how I know? Because Lindsay told me on her Twitter: I am not to be made an example of anymore. I am working hard and fulfilling my obligations every single day, to the court as well as myself. If I travel, its for work and its been approved. As is anything I do when I leave the state. I'd appreciate it if peop...
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